Cha Cha, Cha!

Long Xiaoyi almost went berserk.

"What do you mean I'm unimportant?

This dragon is very important, okay?

If there is no dragon, if you want to collect all nine fragments, just go ahead and dream!

The main dragon is not important, the special food, the main dragon is the most important, right?

How come you've become a shit-sweeper when you get here, and you're not even qualified to be a bodyguard?"

Lin Ergou tilted his head and pointed towards the outside of the square.

"What are you talking about?

That tatty thing, can you make some noise for me to take a look at?

There is nothing, just a piece of rotten rag. You think I am very rare?

Does loving someone, collecting them all or not, have anything to do with me?

I’m telling you, Long Xiaoyi, I’m either a scumbag or a bastard, I don’t have time to chatter with you!”

Long Xiaoyi was really helpless at this time and was so angry that he almost vomited out his lungs.

But what can be done?

It's so embarrassing. I have the fragment in my hand. I originally wanted to beat these three people with the whip of the Shepherd.

But it seems, no!

"Sister Goddess, why, why is this!"

Long Xiaoyi burst into tears, feeling that she had been abandoned by her goddess sister and had no love left in her life.

"Oh my sister, can you stop crying?

How long have you been alive for an old guy? Tears are so worthless. Are you trying to wash away all the dragon beast's feces and urine with your tears?"

Old thing...Ouch!

Long Xiaoyi immediately ran away.

"Sanyaozi, I'm telling you, I'm underage. How come I've become an old thing with such a bad mouth like you?"

Underage?

Lin Ergou thought it was a bit fantasy.

Even if it is a mythical beast, tens of millions of years ago, I don’t know how long you lived.

However, guarding the fifth fragment among millions of mountains must be at least tens of millions of years, right?

Tens of millions of years, you say you are underage?

"Pretend, you pretend for me.

Unexpectedly, dragons also like to pretend to be naughty!

Have you ever had a wet dream when you were a minor for at least tens of millions of years?"

Long Xiaoyi grinned and suddenly became speechless.

"Dream...what are you dreaming about?"

Lin Ergou smiled evilly.

"Aren't you underage?

Are the countless dragons and beasts in the millions of mountains your descendants?

Your taste is quite strong, even a toad wouldn’t pick it haha!

Tell me, did you make the dragon clam?"

Long Xiaoyi was so suppressed that his face almost exploded. He was so angry that he couldn't control it. He rushed towards Lin Ergou, biting his knees and elbows with his hands and teeth, beating him wildly and crying at the same time:

"This dragon, this dragon is still underage and has no dreams yet, so you just say that this dragon won't even let go of a toad.

This dragon will fight with you!"

Lin Ergou directly slapped Lu Xiaoyun's butt until it became swollen.

"Made, give me some time to calm down.

Don't you just want to say that you are a pure dragon?

Okay, time doesn’t wait for the dragon, go shovel the shit, and then we can talk about other things after shoveling it!”

Long Xiaoyi simply couldn't live anymore.

Fighting is not a good idea, and swearing and talking are not as neat as others.

Turning around to leave, I thought that if I didn't collect all the pictures of fauns, I wouldn't be able to see the goddess sister.

He had no choice but to suppress his frustration and jump on his feet and rub his butt.

"You wait, you wait, wait for the goddess sister to come back to life, I want you to look good.

I’ll be whipped once a day, I’d be surprised if you didn’t call me Mr. Long Long!”

The dragon's claws directly grabbed the animal dung everywhere and angrily threw it in the direction of the million mountains.

Tens of thousands of tons of dragon beast feces and urine were cleaned up by him directly.

He clapped his hands and tilted his head toward Lin Ergou.

“Is this going downhill?

Arrange a place for Ben Long to live. Ben Long is blackmailing you anyway.

This dragon will not leave until all the fragments are collected!"

Lin Ergou touched the back of his head.

“Then what if it’s all collected?

Did you just disappear from my eyes?"

Lu Xiaoyun looks up to the sky:

"Then what else do you want?

When the goddess sister looks at you, she can’t live without you?

Uh bah!

If you don’t urinate and take photos, what kind of virtue do you have?”

oh!

Lin Ergou waved his hand directly:

"In that case, you'd better go.

Anyway, I don't care about your fragments. It won't be of any use to me if you don't collect them all.

Who knows if the goddess sister you mentioned has a sharp mouth, fangs, and crooked melons and cracked dates!

Come on, come on, don’t be an eyesore here!”

Crack!

“I’ve finished shoveling shit for you, why don’t you chase me away?

You are still not a human being, do your words count as words?

It’s no wonder that you, the human race, are like this and have not made any progress in thousands of years.

All of them are treacherous, repaying kindness with revenge, cunning, cunning, and have dirty thoughts. They are all very bad!

Just like that grandson of Dayi, if I didn't miss my goddess sister, if you knelt down and begged me, I wouldn't even pay attention to you!"

Lin Ergou rolled his eyes.

"How about that? You can just follow me.

In addition to being a good shit-sweeper, if you have nothing to do, tell me about your mythical beast clan, what's going on, and what's going on with the Big Yi and so on. In short, just treat it as a storyteller, okay?"

Lin Ergou can read Xiaoyi's thought wave language, but cannot directly look through all his memories.

Xiaoyi won't know more information if he doesn't want to.

Also because of some speculation, it was impossible to directly suppress Long Xiaoyi and search for his soul.

Once he heard that he could stay, Long Xiaoyi was ecstatic.

But not only do I have to continue to be a shit shoveler, but I also have to read him stories to relieve his boredom.

What the hell, what is being a dragon?

I groaned for a long time, very unhappy.
To be continued...