Chapter 241 Armistice Agreement
After returning to my house, Chen Yu suddenly became much more restrained. She deliberately sat far away to avoid me, and was careful when she connected the water cup I handed over, for fear of touching my fingers.
Her appearance actually made me feel embarrassed.
When she first moved to my house, although she was reluctant and always showed a strict attitude towards me, she had never been pretentious.
To put it bluntly, she has always been open-minded in my house and has never seen anyone outside. She takes whatever she wants, uses whatever she wants, eats what she wants, sleeps wherever she wants, and even if she wants to beat and insult her master, she can basically get what she wants at any time.
But today she suddenly began to twist, just like a big girl who had just left the boudoir in ancient times. This made me completely uncontrollably.
We were silent for a long time, but in the end I gritted my teeth and broke the silence.
"Didn't you say you should discuss things with me?"
"Oh yes," she seemed to wake up suddenly, "It's something to discuss."
"What's the matter, do you have another glass of water? Let's not be so awkward, can't you be so embarrassed?"
"Who is embarrassed with you?" She glared at me with a red face.
"Are you, that, what, what, what, what, what, what," I simply pierced the window paper.
She was stunned for a moment, then raised her head and looked at me seriously, and looked at me carefully, making me feel moved, and I just had a little courage to go up and kiss her.
But suddenly, she burst into laughter.
"Do you think I just blushed and didn't say anything, because I wanted to confess to you, right?" she asked me.
"Ah...or what if..."
"Go to be your great dream! I'm wondering how I should tell you about this!"
"What's the matter, lifelong event?"
"You big-headed ghost in the end! I am, I am, I want to..."
"What do you think? If I don't say it, I'll be thinking wrong!" I didn't lie, I was indeed trying to test the wrong thing.
"I want to make a standstill with Hua Yan and reconcile." Her face turned red and she suddenly said something like this.
"What?!" I was shocked.
I know her temper well. She is a person who is strong and desperate. It is her principle that she does not bow to the "evil forces".
Even if she wanted to ask for peace in her heart, she would definitely not say it on her own initiative. She had to give her a step, and then she would go down.
So it was even more incredible that she could say this peace-making sentence than proposing to me.
Did her own persuasion finally come true and she completely figured it out in the end?
"Do you want me to tell Hua Yan?" I found that she mentioned Hua Yan just now, and called her name directly, stopping "that woman".
She nodded and handed me a piece of paper.
"This is the terms of peace talks I made."
I took it and saw it, and I was stunned.
The title on the paper is four big words "Peace Agreement Conditions", which are densely written:
"In view of Chen Yu (hereinafter referred to as ‘Party A’) being the owner of Party B’s body in physiology and legally, and Hua Yan (hereinafter referred to as ‘Party B’) has suddenly occurred since April 20, 2016 and temporarily resided in Party A’s body, and he claims to be the other personality of Princess Asura. After friendly negotiations between Party A and Party B, the agreement is reached from May 28, 2016 as follows:
"One, Party B fully recognizes that Party A is the original, legal, sole and eternal status of Party A's body owner and does not make any usurpational claims about Party A's body ownership.
"2. Party A allows Party B to temporarily live in Party A's body, and the temporary residence period is temporarily set to be six months. If the temporary residence period is approaching, but Party B is still unable to move out of Party A's body, Party A and Party B can reasonably extend the residence period with Party A's consent through friendly negotiations.
"Three, for the sake of convenience of movement and the pursuit of a better life, Party A allows Party B to use Party A's body reasonably when personality appears, but the following will be considered as unreasonable use of Party A's body:
“1. Overeating, and eating and absorption behaviors considered by Party A to be unfriendly, including but not limited to drinking, smoking, and exotic food (such as gnawing toenails, swallowing plastic bags, eating shit, etc.);
“2. Acts of contact with the opposite sex that are too intimate, including but not limited to physical contact with the stake or other males, or even mating;
“3. Acts of contact with the same sex that are too intimate, including but not limited to physical contact with other women and derived sexual behavior;
"4. Behaviors that are very different from Party A's personality or identity, including but not limited to overly exaggerated language and actions, fanatical pursuit of food and alcohol products (including cooking wine), crazy screams, smirking and hysterical behaviors in public, uncovered violent attacks, destruction of public utensils, infringement of private property, not paying for meals, not flushing in the toilet, missing, self-harm and other ignorant behaviors;
“5. Any other act that Party A deems to be unreasonable.
"Fourth, if Party B uses Party A's body, any of the above-mentioned unreasonable behaviors occur, Party A may warn Party B; if Party B performs the above-mentioned unreasonable behaviors again, Party A will take legal measures to punish Party B, or expel Party B from Party A's body.
"Fifth, Party A realized that Party B had extraordinary abilities and methods of solving cases. Party A agreed that Party B, as Party A's assistant and vassal, participate in the tracking and investigation process of the case. However, Party B must seek written permission from Party A before it can implement the case before Party A can be investigated.
"Sixth, Party A and Party B agree to use Yanzhuan (ID number xxx) as the only legal communicator, notary and witness of both parties.
"7, confidentiality. Party A and B must keep confidential the status of Party B living in Party A's body. Except for Party A and Party B's sect, they shall not disclose the status with any fourth person. If Party B violates the confidentiality clause, Party A will take legal measures to punish Party B, or expel Party B from Party A's body.
"8, dispute resolution. If Party A and B have disputes regarding the application of contract terms to the actual behavior, it shall be resolved through equal negotiation, but Party B shall not challenge Party A's authority under no circumstances.
"9, Party A has the final right to interpret the terms of the contract.
"10, effective. The contract will take effect after Party A and B sign and press the fingerprint.
"Eleventh, this contract is in triplicate, and each party A and B and Yanshu hold one."
"How is it? Have you finished watching it?" Shen Yu asked while sitting on the sofa.
I put down the paper and took a deep breath: "I've finished reading."
Seeing that I finished reading in one breath, Shen Yu asked a little nervously: "Are I too kind and set the conditions too relaxed?"
I couldn't smile bitterly: "Is this a relaxed person? Is this a peace agreement or an ultimatum? Is it a truce settlement or a punishment for war criminals? With this clause, that guy Hua Ling can't jump up and tear up the votes when he sees it!"
Chapter completed!