Chapter 70 Embarrassing performance
I touched the car key from my bag and quickly pressed it down - let Shen Yu get in the car first.
I turned around and stopped Yu Yiqing who ran out quickly.
"What's wrong? You're so panicked." I had to pretend to be scolding her.
Xiao Yu was stunned. He probably rarely saw such serious expressions from me.
"Captain Lin saw that you were anxious to go out, and was afraid that it would be dangerous to investigate the case in the middle of the night. He asked me to follow you and if there was something wrong, he could still help."
I was so amazed and laughed. Lin Ying also had good intentions, but she didn't understand our situation at all.
"It's okay, we are not a night visiting criminal, nor are we squatting as undercover agents. Don't worry, you can go back quickly." I said to her.
"But..." Xiao Yu was still hesitating, "You and Teacher Shen are both weak scholars, each of whom are as thin as a little chicken. What if there is something..."
"Xiao Yu, don't curse you just now, okay? If you don't have a chance to curse me, go back quickly."
I walked a few steps forward, suddenly remembered something, and turned around and said, "Also, I warn you not to secretly follow us in the name of personal protection!"
"Oh, I understand! That won't stop you from having sex with Teacher Shen, what if you two..."
"What if you are so big! Let's go away!" I was so impatient that I had to turn my back on her.
"Yoyo, when you mention Teacher Shen, you are as fierce as a tigress." Xiao Yu grimaced at me and ran back to the building.
I'm still worried. This little girl is a big villain. If she really looks after her, the matter will be exposed.
Until Yu Yiqing's figure disappeared at the stairs, I breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and ran towards the car quickly, and hurriedly opened the car door.
Chen Yu was still sitting in the passenger seat, wearing a seat belt, sitting there quietly.
Although silent, there seemed to be a tension in the air, as if her anxious mood was about to burst out at any time.
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let's go right now!"
I explained to her, and was about to sit in the driver's seat, when I suddenly found something black was thrown on my seat. After a closer look, it turned out to be her cell phone.
I gently picked up my phone and put it in, then quickly started the car, turned it out of the police station and went to "escape" on the street.
She still didn't say a word, looking angry with me.
"You-is it okay?" I asked, "Are you anxious to wait for me?"
"What do you think?" Her tone was cold, and it sounded cold.
"Did I... do something wrong? Yu Yiqing insisted on escorting us two, so I had no choice but to send her away first." I explained.
"Hmph." Two air conditioners appeared in her nostrils and continued to say nothing.
"Are you in a better mood? We finally 'get out of danger'."
"Hmph." It was another repetitive tone. It seemed that she was too lazy to even speak.
"Where do you want to go, I'll take you there." I turned my head and asked again.
"Hmph." She continued to learn to beep with pigs.
"Then I understand. I'll send you back to your own house now. Let's calm down and talk about it tomorrow." I made a suggestion.
"No!" She suddenly turned around, "You have to compensate me!"
I smiled: "How to compensate?"
"Let me think about it." She turned around, as if she was really struggling to figure out something.
"Okay." I finally couldn't help laughing, "Don't pretend, I know you're Hualang."
Actually, the moment I got in the car and found my phone, I knew she was Hualang.
Chen Yu must have thrown his phone to my seat at the last moment before the "swap". She once told me this morning that she would be relieved only if she left it to me.
Not only did I leave it to me for peace of mind, but she would be even more worried if it was left to Hua Yan for something as important as a mobile phone.
So, although Hua Ling pretended to be very similar and even made me hesitate for a while, after a few questions, I realized that she was definitely not Shen Yu.
Although Chen Yu is not good at socializing, he is eloquent. If she offends her, she will never let you die like a little girl, and she will not keep humming with only emotions and no meaning like a little girl.
Needless to say, you can guess that Hua Yan pretended to be angry must have learned it from the online drama again.
Nowadays, the plot of online dramas is mainly due to the fact that a blue child and a green child can have two episodes of a quarrel. If the lines are not easy to write, then let the green child hum.
Otherwise, how could the green kid in reality be so mentally retarded?
"Hate! I really hate it! I'm so annoying!" Hua Yan put her head over and rubbed against my shoulders with exaggerated fear, so she quickly lit the brakes.
"I originally wanted to pretend to be a goddess in the world, but I originally wanted to pretend to be cold and look at how good you are to her, but you saw it through it. I really hate it!"
Seeing her learn to act in awkwardly, I was almost embarrassed. I don’t know which drama she watched again, but is there any drama like such a harsh drama in the heroine now? The role she played should be the second or third female, right?
"I don't care, I don't care. You are like a Luoyang shovel, opening the tomb of my soul. You have to compensate me!" She continued to recite the lines of some unknown drama - this creativity mixed the two unrelated themes of tomb robbery and youth romance.
"Let's stop memorizing the lines, okay? Just say it directly, which restaurant do you want to go to and what you want to eat now!"
"Hehehe, my dear, you know me the best. We really have that kind of heart..."
"Stop, we have no spiritual connection! There are only supernatural beings!" I stepped on the brake and stopped slowly to the side of the road, "Let's go again after you have thought about it!"
...
Twenty minutes later, she and I sat in the "RL" bar again.
Looking at her smiling face, I felt chill all over.
Who did my wallet offend? Fortunately, she only came out every other day. If she was on duty every day, my marriage money would be wiped out in a few days.
When the bartender saw us coming in and sat down, he quickly walked up to meet us.
"Two guys, welcome!"
"Come on the menu now! I want to order food!" Hua Yan couldn't do anything else, so he learned this very quickly.
"Sorry, our menu is changing. Please ask this gentleman to go to the bar with me to order food."
I was almost moved to cry out-the bar is still a conscientious bar, and the bartender is still a conscientious bartender...
The bartender took me to the bar and lowered his voice, "Brother, why haven't you broken up with this aunt yet?"
He asked me one sentence and almost burst into tears again: "I think I can't get rid of it."
"Okay, infinite sympathy - then, how do you say, how can we call this sexy and charming foodie grandma today? Do you still use Erguotou to increase the waist tactic - why do I think these words seem so contradictory together!"
Chapter completed!