"Ding, natural disasters and man-made disasters come, no accidents, and blessings come unparalleled. Misfortunes never come alone, drinking cold water can also get too much, and capsize the teeth, capsize the boat in the gutter and capsize again and again, and when the house is leaking, it rains all night, and even farts hits the heel system to serve you."

mmmp, the name of this broken system is so long, very long...

mmmp, why, other people's systems are so high-end? Why are other people's systems so sunny? Why are other people's systems always so pleasing to the eye...

Zhang Wei complained wildly in his heart.

"This system does not require the host's consent and will be automatically bound immediately"

"Hello, as the host of the natural disaster......smacking the heel system, you have to create a weak (sui) value at all times."

"The declining energy means that the host will decline wherever it goes, and you can decline yourself or others."

"Work hard, lucky host"

Luckily, your sister! You won’t bully people like this.

Zhang Wei asked in his mind: "So many people present, Taoist priest, black cat, and that bald head, which one is not good, why are you looking for me alone?"

"The black cat is already a system, I can't find him anymore. The Taoist priest has already taken over twenty low-level systems. As for the advanced system, how could I just hit the gun foolishly? As for the bald man, I have seen his life. Except for a little bit of a problem with his marriage, his life was very smooth and he had nothing to do with the decline!"

Damn, after a long time of work, this broken system is about taking care of people! Grandma's legs, her human deterioration, and the system is bullying!

Zhang Wei responded angrily: "Believe it or not, I will tell the Taoist priest about your existence now and let him take you?"

"Believe it or not, I will erase you before he accepts me?"

"Hmph, who are you trying to scare? I haven't seen a system that erases the host."

"That's because you have short hair and few knowledges"

"Don't use the old sayings, I don't believe you dare to kill me."

"Okay, I'll kill you."

"If you kill me, the Taoist priest will resurrect me."

"What if your Taoist priest can't be resurrected?"

"The Taoist priest will not be resurrected"

"Then let's bet"

"Slow down"

"how?"

"I'm kidding, good brothers, why bother so angry!"

"You are begging me"

"You are the system, I am the host, we are all family members, and I don't want to ask for anything, it's too exaggerated."

"Don't tell Master Chu?"

“Uh, I won’t tell you”

"Okay, you will collect the decayed (sui) value immediately now."

Zhang Wei ummed in his mind and said to the black cat: "The weather is very good today, let's go out for a walk?"

The black cat glanced at the dark clouds outside covering the sky and looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously.

Zhang Wei called out a haha ​​and greeted Chu Feng again.

"Master, you always have to be bored in the Taoist temple. Why don't we go fishing?"

Chu Feng remained motionless and looked at Zhang Wei quietly.

After coughing twice, Zhang Wei's eyes turned to Huihai.

"I haven't finished the game of yesterday, so let's continue playing."

Huihai nodded. Last night, he and Zhang Wei had a whim and played chess, and it was midnight. In the end, the two were too sleepy and left a endgame.

"Walk"

Zhang Wei took Huihai's shoulder and walked out.

The black cat jumped and came to Chu Feng's shoulder.

"Master, what's wrong with this old guy Zhang Wei!"

"He should have a system in his body!" Chu Feng guessed.

"I'll go see what he's doing." The black cat was ready to go.

"No, we have something else!" Chu Feng pressed the black cat, turned into a faint glow, and dissipated into the room.

On the steps, Huihai suddenly turned around.

"The Taoist priest took the black cat out"

"Just go out, go out," Zhang Wei said indifferently.

"You really came out to play chess?" Huihai looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously. He was not a fool. He just now, and the black cat and Taoist priest obtained the system one after another. Zhang Wei had a very high possibility of obtaining the system.

With Zhang Wei's misfortune, the system obtained is a cheating product. If nothing happens, it is better to keep a little distance from Zhang Wei.

Thinking of this in my heart, Huihai retreated a little behind without any trace.

Zhang Wei, who was sensitive, suddenly discovered Huihai's abnormality. With the intention of cheating people and killing the mess quickly, he spent the system to give him ten points of sui (sui) air value and exchanged for a bird.

An emerald green bird flew past in the air.

"Look at the sky, what a beautiful bird"

Zhang Wei said with his head raised.

Huihai subconsciously looked up, but unexpectedly a black thing instantly sealed his right eye.

Ah! Huihai let out a shrill scream.

he,

The eyes were covered with bird shit!

"Ding, successfully make the people around you decay once, and reward the host with one hundred decay value"

"Ding, the host has won the title of primary apprentice of a person who is in decline. I hope the host will continue to work hard and get the title of a person who is in decline as soon as possible."

"Ding, reward the host, weak (sui) air props, five labors and seven injuries to the hands"

Then, Zhang Wei found that a white palm was floating in his mind. Zhang Wei tried it and could summon it at any time.

At this time, Huihai, who had wiped the bird shit in his eyes, looked at Zhang Wei vigilantly. He now seriously suspected that the bird shit just now was made by Zhang Wei.

"Huihai, you don't think I made the bird shit, it's just an accident."

Zhang Wei defended himself without blushing.

Huihai hummed a few times, turned around and was about to leave.

Zhang Wei walked forward and patted Huihai's back.

"Oh, I can't play chess anymore."

"It's all like this, what's the matter"

Huihai, who felt the spine on his back, choked Zhang Wei and walked towards his room with great strides.

Zhang Wei looked at his white hands and outlined a very obscene curve at the corner of his mouth.

When Huihai returned to the room, she felt a little chill on her back.

"Did that stupid boy Zhang Wei touch my body?"

While talking, Huihai walked to the washbasin and washed his face.

Unexpectedly, as soon as my face came to the top of the basin, my throat became sweet, and a bloodline spurted out of my mouth, turning half a basin of clean water into blood.

"What, how is it possible!"

Looking at the blood in the basin, Huihai was shocked. He had always been in good health. When he was bound to the system before, he strengthened his body. How could he vomit blood for no reason?

"It must be Zhang Wei's fault"

Huihai frowned and was about to go out to settle the score with Zhang Wei.

A breeze flashed by and Zhang Wei appeared in the room.

"Zhang Wei, you bastard, have you done anything to me?"

Huihai asked loudly, his eyes glaring at Zhang Wei with red eyes.

"What are you talking nonsense? I smell the blood. I came to see you. Why did you bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the good people's hearts?"

Zhang Wei contributed his substitute acting with anger.

Huihai spitted bloody spit on the ground disdainfully. A hand that was much bigger than Zhang Wei's hand reached over, grabbed Zhang Wei's collar, and said viciously: "Stop pretending to be garlic for me. If you didn't do it, who else could it be?"
Chapter completed!