Chapter Twelve You have the ability to persist for five minutes!
Girls dormitory.
Since the anonymous leak on the forum was posted,
The beautiful butt goddess Wu Tingting stood on the balcony.
I watched a lot of boys rush towards Huxin Pavilion.
"Tingting! This time the Sao Shen is probably dead."
Roommate Xiaomei said happily, "He has too many sluts to talk so much. He just needs to be flattered!"
Another roommate also interrupted: "But, Tingting, your move is the real slut! The goddess is the goddess. If you say a word casually, so many boys will help you beat the slut..."
"Let me think about it, Tingting's tone of speaking in the morning was Jiang Zi..."
The roommate Xiaomei coughed and imitated it in a proper way, "Beat him for me! Whoever beats Li Sao to a pig's head today, I, Wu Tingting, will have a date with me!"
"Okay! Xiaomei, stop making trouble."
Wu Tingting was also angry in the morning, but now she has already calmed down.
Seeing so many boys chasing Li Sao hard, she was also amused and even worried.
"You guys tell me, will Li Sao be really beaten into a pig's head this time? I guess he will calm down his anger after this time!" Xiaomei giggled.
However, at this moment, another roommate held his cell phone and shouted: "Not good! Pig head! Being beaten..."
"What does it mean? Could it be that Li Saozhen was beaten into a pig's head? Take it over and let's take a look at the photos!"
Several girls all squeezed over and looked at the post on the forum.
As a result, Muran discovered that the person being beaten...
Not Li Sao, but he is really... a pig's head!
Teacher Zhu Changqing from the School of Economics.
"What's going on? Why did those boys beat the teacher?"
"That's it! Didn't that post on the forum tell about Li Sao's specific location?"
...
"Wait! I seem to know. I just thought something was wrong. Why was the post that broke the news anonymous? Eighty percent... that post was posted by Li Sao himself..."
Xiaomei, who had seen Li Sao's actions countless times, immediately understood.
"The golden cicada escapes from its shell? I also found Teacher Zhu as a substitute! This sexy god...is amazing!"
"It's so awesome! How did he do it?"
...
In fact, it is not just this girl's dormitory. At this moment, almost everyone has guessed the truth.
They...all...
again!
Being fooled by the slut god Li Sao!
[Drip! The system detected a wave of five-star operations by the host and obtained 10 points.]
At this time, Li Sao, who was lying comfortably in Sao She's room, remembered the system's pleasant prompt sound.
I took my mobile phone to visit the school forum and kept paying attention to the development of the incident.
Finally, the incident ended in an ambulance driving into the campus and dragging Teacher Zhu away.
Teacher Zhu even lies in the ambulance and sends a very "heartwarming" text message to Li Sao.
"Li Sao! Don't go back to school, it's too dangerous! They are just a bunch of beasts!"
Li Sao felt the humiliation and reluctance after being ravaged. He was full of humiliation and reluctance through the screen of his mobile phone.
The sun sets, and the heartbroken person is at the end of the world!
After stretching, Li Sao walked out of the room.
"Sister Qiao! Are there any customers here? Or... have you called in and ask some... strange questions?"
When he walked out of the room, Li Sao asked Qiaojie.
"Not yet, Li Sao, the effect of flyers is generally not so fast. Not to mention, where is the flyers you printed?
Qiaojie smiled and shook her head. In her opinion, Li Saoyin's things should not have any effect at all.
Although the occupancy rate of hotels seems to have doubled now, most of the rooms are still vacant every day and are unable to make ends meet.
"Then wait and see..."
Li Sao also knew that the advertisement on the telephone pole was not so fast.
...
On the other hand, Xiao Zuoqiu, who had been busy at school for a day,
As soon as I got home, I heard a fierce quarrel between my parents.
"Stinky old man! What's the use of you now?"
"It's harder to ask you to have one more minute on the bed than to climb a tree with sows!"
"Today I asked you to find a Chinese medicine doctor. The address and phone number are on it, so I can't find it? What's the use of you?"
This is the voice of Xiao Mother, half-old Xu Mother.
Although he is forty-nine years old, he maintains a good figure and face.
Xiao Zuoqiu obviously inherited his mother's excellent genes. Apart from these few yells and scolds her husband, Xiao's mother didn't look like a housewife in her every move.
"I... didn't I tell you? I met a scam boy on the road and played tricks on me for a long time! I asked me to go and run around the street to ask for directions..."
Father Xiao swung his sleeves angrily, "Don't let me see that brat again! Otherwise, I have to teach him a lesson."
"Your own problem! I blame others? Then what happened later? Didn't you return empty-handed too!" Xiao's mother shouted again.
"How can you say I'm back empty-handed? Did I want to come back empty-handed?"
His tone was full of grievances, and Xiao's father said pitifully, "I went to that place, but the person next to him said that this fake clinic was searched by law enforcement last month. It was just a special advertisement to deceive us impotence people! I am also a victim, okay?"
"Yo! Xiao Yaowu! You have some impotence, right? You are still glorious when you have impotence, right? Do you have the ability to hold on for five minutes?"
Xiao's mother put her hands on her waist, pointed at Xiao's father's forehead and vented with a crackling sound.
To be familiar, women can absorb soil when they are thirty, like wolves, forty, like tigers, and fifty!
But the peak period of men is in those years of youth.
This causes serious yin and yang imbalance!
Over the past few years, Old Man Xiao has had a hard time!
"What's wrong with my impotence? I'm fifty years old! Isn't impotence very normal?"
It is not the first time that my wife yelled at me like this. Old Man Xiao felt so wronged that he was like a child.
Xiao Zuoqiu, who had been listening awkwardly outside the door for a long time, could only cough quickly, put the key in his hand back into his pocket and took it out again, making a noise.
"Stop talking! My daughter is back... wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes by herself, don't make it seem like I'm squeezing you all day long in front of her."
Xiao Mu's ears were lit up, she glared at Old Man Xiao, and then quickly turned around to open the door for her daughter.
"Zaoqiu! Why did you come back so early today?"
She greeted her with a smile, but Xiao’s mother still procedurally, saying a sentence she had to say every day, “Look, you’ve been registering for marriage for almost a year! When will you bring your husband back to show her to your parents?”
"That's it! Zuoqiu, your child, is too unreasonable. It's fine if you get a marriage certificate with us, but it's fine if you don't hold a wedding! But who is your partner, what is your name, how old, and what he looks like, we parents must know, right?"
Old Man Xiao continued to talk and said very dissatisfiedly.
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