Chapter 19 Fuck! This is really amazing!(1/2)
At six o'clock in the evening, Xiao family.
Xiao's mother trotted back happily.
"Mom! Did you find money when you go out today? Or did you eat honey? So happy?"
Xiao Zuoqiu felt that his mother was very abnormal, so he asked with his eyes narrowed.
"Yes! Wife, did you encounter something good today?"
Father Xiao also felt something was wrong.
"No, no... I just feel good, can't you?"
He waved his hand and smiled, and Xiao's mother asked her daughter instead, "Zuoqiu! What does your husband look like? Are there any photos? You have to let me and your dad take a look?"
"Mom! This is another question, no talk!"
Xiao Zuoqiu turned his face and said coldly, "It's my husband and not your husband, so don't care what he looks like!"
"I'm not afraid, have you found an ugly guy?"
He smiled and Xiao's mother said again, "By the way, my mother went out today and met a handsome guy. That's really handsome! And I asked, he didn't have a girlfriend.
Otherwise... Zuoqiu, are you thinking about it? Kick your husband and get to know this handsome guy?"
"Haha! Mom, I dare not say anything else. But when it comes to being handsome, the handsome guy you mentioned is definitely not as handsome as my husband..."
Xiao Zuoqiu said this sentence with confidence.
After all, there are countless handsome guys who pursue her, but Li Sao's appearance is definitely the only one who is the best in the world.
In fact, as long as Li Sao is more serious and not smiling, his side face, his high nose bridge, and his deep and vivid eyes can definitely kill any national male god in the entertainment industry.
However, usually Li Sao looks careless. To put it simply, his handsomeness is completely covered up by his aura.
"Oh? If that's the case, I have the ability to take out your husband's photos and I'll see them. I'll have to compare them to find out!"
It turned out that Xiao's mother was using the provocation method to catch some information.
However, Xiao Zuoqiu didn't eat this trick, got up and was about to leave, and said coldly: "If you don't give it! If you don't give it!"
"You... Zuoqiu! I think you are really growing up now, your wings are hard, right?"
The plan failed, Xiao's mother was so angry that she stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Zuoqiu's arm and refused to let her go.
However, Xiao Zuoqiu shook his hand suddenly and shouted proudly: "Let go! Don't touch my wings!"
"You kid, really..."
Seeing her daughter running back to the room, Xiao Mother was so angry!
Where can I see a mother-in-law who doesn’t want to see her son-in-law?
This has been a fucking marriage for a year!
But I don’t even know what my son-in-law looks and what his name is. Isn’t this annoying thing?
"Wife! I can't help but see this. Zuoqiu will naturally tell us when he wants to say it."
Old man Xiao quickly went forward to comfort his wife.
Xiao’s mother turned her head and smiled maliciously, “Old Xiao, we won’t sleep at home tonight.”
"Ah? What did you say? Don't sleep at home? Where can I go?"
Nicely, Old Man Xiao had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Go out! Have some fun!"
It was this strange smile. As soon as Xiao’s mother finished speaking, Old Man Xiao’s heart skipped a beat and felt a little cold.
...
Sao She, after 8 o'clock in the evening.
In the second floor guest room, the uncles who moved in kept complaining.
"Boss! Why is the walls in your room falling down?"
"I'll just pull it! The chandelier on the top is shaking. Will it fall down?"
"What age is it! Why are the posters on the wall of your room still sticking with the four kings!"
...
"Our hotel is like this, old, broken, old! If you don't want to stay, you can check out."
Li Sao didn't want to explain too much about these uncles who watched the fun, and he couldn't stay there.
"Boss! Your service attitude is not good!"
"The customer is God! Do you know?"
"Also, did that shrew bring her husband here?"
"Yes, yes... are they here?"
...
The uncles rushed out of the room in a swarm of rushes, and they were all curious about what kind of man they would marry such a wife.
"Here you come! I'm registering below!"
Li Sao looked downstairs and saw the beautiful aunt who came in the evening. At this time, he took a middle-aged man who was a little fat and walked upstairs.
"Wife! What kind of broken hotel you are looking for? It's so old, it costs 1,000 yuan a night? Don't you have been fooled by someone? What's the effect of the room here?"
While climbing the stairs reluctantly, Old Man Xiao expressed deep doubts.
And when he just walked upstairs, he looked at Li Sao at the entrance of the stairs.
They immediately recognized each other.
"Uncle impotence!"
"Little liar!"
The two shouted out almost at the same time.
Li Sao recognized that this was the uncle who asked for directions on the street yesterday with a small advertisement for treatment of impotence.
Old Man Xiao also recognized it, and what he saw was the little liar who played tricks on him yesterday.
"Boss, you...how do you know our Lao Xiao?"
Xiao’s mother was also happy. It turns out that this was really a coincidence that she couldn’t make a book!
"Wife! He is the handsome guy you mentioned? The little boss of this hotel? Let's go! We will not live here anymore, it must be a lie."
Old Man Xiao, who didn't want to live here, immediately walked downstairs in anger.
"Xiao Yaowu, stop for me!"
Xiao’s mother immediately grabbed Old Man Xiao’s ear with a domineering attitude, “I didn’t speak, do you dare to leave?”
"It hurts so much... Wife! Let go! Let go quickly, I won't leave! Let it go, right?"
Old Man Xiao, who was very insane, turned around with a drooping face, "But this kid is really a liar! Yesterday he gave me some guidance on the street."
"You are stupid and you rely on others to lie to you?"
After Xiao’s mother finished speaking, she dragged Xiao’s father to room 205.
A bang!
Close the door of the room, in the corridor,
Whether it is Li Sao or those uncles who watch the fun,
They all gave Old Man Xiao a deep sympathy and concern.
However, when the door closes.
The uncles all ran to the door of Room 205 in one go, pressing their ears against the wall, as if they were doing eavesdropping on the storm.
"Hey hey... uncles! What are you doing? Listen to the wall! You still listen to it so openly, how can you behave!"
Although I had expected this scene,
But as the boss of Sao She,
Li Sao felt that he should stop their bad behavior in a righteous manner.
"How can we know if your room is effective if it doesn't matter?"
"That's it! Boss, don't worry."
"Huh? No! Why can't you hear anything? Why is the sound insulation effect of this wall is so good?"
"This kind of old wall! The bricks used are very solid, and the sound insulation effect is much better than the hollow bricks today!"
"What should I do? I can't even hear the sound. How can we verify the effect?"
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To be continued...