look!

Sharp gaze!

Familiar gaze!

Unexpected gaze!

A terrified look!

...

This scene!

This picture!

It's really hard to describe it in words!

According to Li Sao's own feelings,

That was within a quarter of a second, he thought of death!

Because he felt that this world was too fake.

It's like...

Flying in the sky, I met a fish.

As I ate candy, I tasted sad.

As soon as I came out of the Internet cafe, I met my mother who was going out to buy vegetables.

This feeling is...

I met my wife in the men's bathroom...Xiao Zuoqiu!

Are you surprised or not?

Is it unexpected?

Is the thorn irritating?

Even Li Sao's agitated brain instantly got stuck.

However, this is not the most sultry!

The most slutty thing is that Li Sao is now making a free landing...

Following his original trajectory,

Hold your hands and jump down,

It can land very stably.

But now, there are people in the compartment!

This person is still...Xiao Zuoqiu!

How to land safely?

etc……

Li Sao seemed to see it, an airport?

Bang!

Before he could react, Li Sao...

He was caught by both hands!

A little confused!

He was actually covered by Xiao Zuoqiu in the way he was hugged by the princess.

This This This This This This This…

The atmosphere on the scene was a bit awkward!

Li Sao felt that at this time, he seemed... to say something to relieve the embarrassment.

However, this opening remark is a bit difficult!

"This... is such a coincidence? You also use the toilet!"

Hesitantly, Li Sao looked at Xiao Zuoqiu with an awkward but polite smile.

puff!

Bang!

Xiao Zuoqiu shook his hand suddenly,

He threw Li Sao to the ground.

oh!

At this time, Li Sao remembered.

Xiao Zuoqiu also has another identity, the runner-up of the women's group of the National Martial Arts Conference.

Huh?

Why runner-up?

Because on the day of the final, Xiao Zuoqiu was busy cheating Li Sao to get his marriage certificate and missed the game.

"Say! Why are you here?"

Xiao Zuoqiu sneered and questioned Li Sao.

"Xiao Zuoqiu, you..."

"What are you going to call me at school?"

"Yes! Teacher Xiao, I still want to ask, why are you here?"

After experiencing the loss of mind for the quarter of the second he just fell down, Li Sao immediately recovered from his calmness.

When I think this is a men's toilet, it is the territory of male creatures.

Why can she, Xiao Zuoqiu, question herself so confidently?

In fact, I should have questioned her in turn!

A woman!

A woman who is so beautiful and a little fierce!

Why do you appear in the compartment of the men's bathroom?

"Hmph! You pretend! Just pretend for me!"

"Ask me why I'm here? Isn't it because of you?"

Xiao Zuoqiu was also extremely calm, pointed to the black bag and said, "Tell me! What's in it?"

"You are really strange! If you want to know what is here, just open it and read it. Why do you ask me?"

Pretend to be stupid!

This is Li Sao's ultimate knowledge point in dealing with all emergencies.

No matter how many things are, I just don’t know anything.

"If you don't know what's here, why did you go into this compartment? Isn't it to get this pack?"

Xiao Zuoqiu's logic is very meticulous and does not give Li Sao the chance to pretend to be stupid.

"I...I just like this compartment, can't it?"

With his eyes squinted upwards, Li Sao deliberately did not look at Xiao Zuoqiu's eyes and said nonsense, "Don't you know that some people have such a hobby?"

When I poop, I must be in the designated familiar pit, otherwise... my poop will not come out. And what I... love the last pit most is the last pit..."

When Li Sao said this, she was not blushing or breathing. She looked very confident and had no one else.

"All lies are full of lies. Since you don't admit it, let me tell you."

With a sneer, Xiao Zuoqiu pulled out the wig and suit inside and said, "During the exam today, someone used these props to pretend to be the exam teacher..."

"Isn't this good? It can also reduce the workload of the inspection teacher."

Li Sao smiled and interrupted with a deep grin, "I think today's inspection teacher should thank this kind and kind classmate."

"You're afraid you don't know that today's inspection teacher... is me."

Xiao Zuoqiu narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't think that if you don't admit that these things are yours, I have no other evidence."

"Oh? It's impossible to get me stuck."

"Teacher Xiao, please save your worries!"

"You have to take the stolen things to catch the thief. You can't say that these things are mine, so you really belong to me!"

"You can't say that I was pretending to be an exam teacher to copy the answers, it's really me! I'm not right to be punished if I want to add a crime!"
To be continued...