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Chapter 41 It's up to you!

Going forward, Li Sao looked at the dung beetle in the cage and couldn't help but say, "Mr. Liu, you are so disgusting! Do you really put a piece of cow dung in it?"

"Otherwise? If you don't put cow dung, what will these dung beetles eat?"

Old Liu asked back after siping the tea.

"That's right..."

After staring at the cage for a while, Li Sao, who had never seen a dung beetle, was also staring at him and was stunning.

In the cage, several dung beetles were erect. Li Sao pricked up his ears. As he imagined, he seemed to have really heard the conversation between dung beetles.

The little dung beetle asked his mother, "Mom! Mom! Why do we keep eating... shit?"

When the mother of the dung beetle heard this, she looked disgusted and knocked the little dung beetle's head, and taught her a lesson: "Don't say such disgusting words when eating."

After saying that, the mother of the dung bell rolled the dung balls and started eating with relish.

...

"How is it? Li Sao, why don't you buy a few dung beetles and go back? This guy is also called the Iron Armor General. Doesn't it sound quite majestic?"

Seeing that Li Sao looked at him so seriously, Old Liu tried his best to sell him.

"Forget it! This taste is too heavy and I can't stand it."

Li Sao had this idea, but looking at the unique food of the dung beetle, he still gave up this bold idea.

"Then look at other insects, crickets, fire ants, or... just buy some scorpions and go back?" Old Liu pointed to the various insects inside and introduced with a smile.

"Uncle Liu, you really have all five poisons. I think, forget it! I won't buy bugs anymore..."

After scanning the circle, Li Sao felt that he could not hold on to so many snakes, insects, rats and ants, and wanted to invite these guys back to Sao's house as "listeners"?

If you run out, you will be so scared that the "sleeper" on the bed will never be raised!

"You should find some small animals with a gentle temperament and common personality to be listeners!"

After a glance, none of the things in Lao Liutou's shop suited her wishes.

Li Sao drank the tea in the cup in one sip, then said goodbye and went to another flower and bird pet shop.

"Boss Li! Boss Li..."

Li Sao, who was looking around, was suddenly stopped by someone.

"Oh! Uncle Pang, is this your store? It turns out that it is not a specialty for breakfast? When did it be changed to a pet store?"

Li Sao turned around and saw that he was a fat and chubby uncle.

The uncle's surname is Pang, and he has been running a breakfast shop on this street for a few years, but now he has changed his career and started selling pets.

"Don't people's living standards have improved now. They like to keep some pets to cultivate their sentiments? I don't make money in the breakfast shop now, so I'd just get some small animals."

Uncle Pang pulled Li Sao over with a smile and asked in a low voice, "What, Boss Li, I heard... your hotel seems to be able to cure diseases, right?"

"Treatment? Where did you hear it?"

Hearing this, Li Sao was stunned and thought to himself that the news was really fast enough!

"Don't hide it from me. Boss Li, I am a senior member of the Beijing Impotence Association for many years. This matter has spread within our association in the past two days..." Uncle Pang said with a smile.

Senior member?

Li Sao looked at Uncle Pang up and down and was also happy, "Uncle Pang! Then it seems that my aunt has repeatedly buryed you over the years, right?"

"Hehe! There is nothing we can do about it! Isn't it normal for a man to be unable to do anything after he is over forty years old?"

Touching his head, Uncle Pang and Li Sao approached, "Boss Li! Your long-lasting house in your house is said to be hard to find now. For the sake of our long-term acquaintance, let me get into a team!"

"That's not possible! Our hotel also has principles and bottom lines, so it's definitely not possible to go to the line. However, next time you book, you can make arrangements for you."

Li Sao responded, but his eyes were looking at the pets in Uncle Pang's shop.

Hamster!

One or two is OK, ten is a nest!

no!

cat?

Ten are too many!

And are cats pets?

No! People are cats' pets...

No! Humans are cat slaves, shovel slaves.

So……

Small size,

Raising ten is not too eye-catching!

Small animals that need to be taken care of...

By the way!

Raise fish!

goldfish!

When Li Sao saw the elf-like little goldfish swimming in the water in the fish tanks in Uncle Pang's shop, he immediately aroused Li Sao's childhood memories.

...

"Dad! I want to raise fish, goldfish, how beautiful it is!"

"No! No! I just want to raise it, I just want to..."

Li Sao, who is only seven or eight years old, couldn't help but raise goldfish when he first saw goldfish in the flower and bird market.

However, goldfish at that time were not cheap, and only rich families had the spare money to buy it back as a pet.

Of course, Li's father refused to buy it, but he could not resist Xiao Lisau's enthusiasm for raising fish, so he had to give it a discount and bought a small crucian carp for Xiao Lisau at the vegetable market to keep.

The crucian carp was taken home for a while, but it grew a lot, and became Xiao Lisau's friend at home.

But, after being trapped in the fish tank for a long time, the crucian carp eventually ended in depression.

The heartbroken Xiao Lisao decided to cremate the fish and then throw the fish's ashes into the river so that it could go back to the embrace of the mother of the sea along the river.

But who knew that the more the fish was burning, the more fragrant it became. Xiao Li Sao couldn't help it for a while...

Wow! It smells so good!

...

Memories are brought back to the present. Li Sao saw the goldfish swimming freely in the fish tank in front of him. The smell of roasted crucian carp was filled with his mouth.

"It's decided it's you!"

It’s not enough to run away, raising goldfish as an audience is the best choice!

After paying the money, Li Sao took away the fish tank by Uncle Pang, and hurried back to Sao She.

Fortunately, Uncle Zhong has not been beaten to death by his wife.

Li Sao held the fish tank and knocked on the door of room 205: "Uncle Zhong! Trouble, please open the door..."

Scream open the door!

Uncle Zhong's eyes were dark and blue. Seeing Li Sao coming, he seemed to have seen a savior.

"Boss, you're back. What's going on? What's your solution?"

Li Sao smiled slightly and said, "Uncle Zhong! Take this fish tank in and put it on the cabinet. Then, it's the time to witness the miracle."

Uncle Zhong said a little disbelief: "Really? Just the goldfish in this fish tank?"

"Doesn't it work? Just try it?"

After handing the fish tank to Uncle Zhong, Li Sao quickly returned to the room downstairs and erected his ears to prepare to listen to the results of this experiment.

[Drip! The system detected a wave of five-star operations by the host and obtained 10 points.]

Upstairs, the moment Uncle Zhong put down the fish tank, Li Sao obtained the system's operation approval.

When Li Sao returned to the downstairs, as expected, the sound of creaking and creaking bed immediately came from the upstairs.

At the same time, the system prompt sound also came.

[Drip! The system detects that the number of listeners in the lasting room exceeds ten, and enable the live broadcast mode of the program effect! During the duration of the number of listeners, in order to maintain the program effect, the effect of the lasting room will not be limited by the specific multiple.]

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Chapter completed!
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