Chapter 44 Find the difference!
After coming out of Uncle Pang’s shop, there were ten little turtles in Li Sao’s fish tank.
I took it back all the way, but the rate of turning back is still very high.
"Look! That handsome guy actually bought ten turtles."
"Oh! That's right, this young man is so handsome."
"How come such a handsome young man likes to raise turtles? Why don't you raise my daughter! My daughter is beautiful..."
...
There is no way, Li Sao has become accustomed to all this trouble from the world.
Back at Sao She, Li Sao has learned to be smart this time.
"I'll keep the turtle in my room, so I'm also a listener! There will be no problem this time, right?"
Hiding in his room, Li Sao made a random operation, which completely solved the problem of the lasting room.
That night, another middle-aged and elderly couple who had lost their passion for life moved in.
At the beginning, the old couple was still skeptical.
Like many people, the effect of this lasting room is not 100% trust.
In the room, I was a little unreleased.
However, when the "aphrodisiac effect" in the room is turned on, they can't control everything themselves!
Listener live broadcast mode is enabled!
Bed! Shake it!
The ground! Shock it up!
Passion! Burn!
...
It lasted from ten o'clock in the evening until almost two o'clock.
Li Sao stared at the fish tank opposite, with an alarm clock on it, and the time set on it was two o'clock.
When the time comes, the alarm clock vibrates and drives the mechanical device next to it.
A squeak!
A cover made of soundproof cotton covers the entire fish tank.
Li Sao also put on his headphones and made the sound to the maximum.
"Drop! As the audience disappears, the live broadcast mode is over!"
After the prompt sound from the system, the movements upstairs suddenly made a big splash and ended completely.
"It turns out that using condoms is the king!"
In this way, Li Sao doesn't have to worry about the long-lasting room being too long, and he can sleep well by himself.
...
In the next few days, Sao She can be said to be crowded with people.
With the word-of-mouth reputation of lasting houses, more and more uncles come here.
Even the rooms in the next month were fully booked.
It just so happened that this time was summer vacation, and Li Sao didn't have to go to school, so he stayed in Sao's house all day long.
At noon that day, Uncle Pang, who had just left the room, walked downstairs with weak legs under the support of the fat aunt.
"Little Sau, your room is awesome!"
The fat aunt's face was full of satisfaction, her blushing face was chubby.
"Auntie! I said it, call me Xiao Li, don't call me Xiao Sao."
Li Sao shook his head and said with dissatisfaction.
"Isn't the name the same? Xiao Sao, the value of this thousand yuan. We will come again next time... Remember to leave a room for us!"
During the whole process, Uncle Pang was trembling and did not dare to speak.
Because last night, it was a bit scary.
The fat aunt under the aphrodisiac effect, her physique, posture, and boldness...
Uncle Pang said that he was not killed by a single slap last night, and he was simply blessed by the eighteen generations of ancestors!
"Li Sao! If we come again next time, you... you must tell your aunt that there is no room, do you know?"
Uncle Pang, with weak legs, was at the peak of his life last night, but he was also almost crazy.
"Don't worry! Uncle Pang, our long-lasting house will not have a house in the next month. You won't even want it..."
Li Sao smiled and said, if it weren't for them to reserve in advance this time, they would probably have to wait until next month to enjoy the peak experience brought by the long-lasting room.
...
Just as Uncle Pang and his wife were about to leave Sao She, a Wuling Hongguang van suddenly stopped at the door.
The sudden brake is very cool.
It's the kind of turning, drifting and brakes sharply.
Then from the van, hell...
Three people walked off first, all of whom were yellow-haired and had steel pipes in their hands.
Then, he walked away... and three people, with the same outfit style.
And then...
Rush again...
Three people walked down...
Li Sao and Uncle Pang were both stunned. It was indeed a domestic magic car Wuling Hongguang. Don’t underestimate this small van. Because you will never know how many people will get out of this car and hit you.
Ten?
There are still twelve.
Anyway, these yellow-haired men rushed into the Sao She in a hurry, with a very arrogant attitude.
"So many people?"
"A young man... are they all... impotence?"
Seeing so many people rushing in, Li Sao was not afraid. In his eyes, these were all patients!
However, Uncle Pang recognized it and hurriedly pulled Li Sao over and shouted: "Li Sao, this is the little bully brother Ya nearby, and there are dozens of brothers under his command. He specializes in some illegal activities. Be careful!"
"Little Overlord? Isn't that a gaming console?"
"Where is Brother Ya? This title...he really feels honored by himself?"
As the successor of communism, Li Sao naturally is not afraid of any black forces, and will never bow to any black forces.
"Where is the boss of this broken hotel? Get out of here..."
The yellow-haired person who took the lead was Brother Ya, who held a cigarette in his mouth and a steel stick in his hand, looking like he was the best in the world.
"I am the boss here. What's the point of asking you guys?"
When you open the door, you just do business. No matter how many people you come, Li Sao is really not afraid. After all, in school, you are often chased by hundreds or thousands of people at any time.
"Are you the boss? That's easy to deal with."
Brother Ya sneered, then took out a small advertisement list from his pocket, put it in front of Li Sao and asked, "Do you know this?"
“Advertising leaflet?”
After looking closely, Li Sao saw clearly that this was an advertisement list he had specially printed in order to promote the effect of Sao She curing impotence!
It seems that these bad young people with yellow hair on their heads have indeed had physical problems, and may even have their position in the world due to impotence!
Since he is a patient, Li Sao must treat everyone equally. He smiled and pointed to the advertisement list and said, "That's right! This is the flyer from our hotel. Why? Are you more than a dozen of you impotence? The lasting room in our Sao can definitely be full..."
Before the word "satisfaction" was finished, Brother Ya grabbed Li Sao's collar and shouted: "It turns out that it was you, a turtle boy! I said that the small advertisement we worked so hard to post was useless at all. You changed the contact information and address..."
Chapter completed!