Chapter 58 Tell your story!
A ghost drowned in the pit?
All over his body...
Damn it!
It would be fine if you don’t look at it seriously, but as soon as you stare at it seriously, the stench will fly even more.
"vomit……"
Brother Ya just wants to die. How can you continue to lick this?
"Damn it! Why are you vomiting? Do you look down on me?"
What the dung ghost most disgusted with is that other ghosts vomit in front of him, which makes him feel very embarrassed.
What's wrong with falling into the cesspool?
So what if you drowned by shit?
This way of death is so valuable and meaningful!
Moreover, the evil ghosts who die in this way have great resentment, their souls become more solid after death, and they can wander in the mortal world for longer.
In the past, when I met a ghost who dared to laugh at me, the dung ghost often started to bite with the other party without saying a word.
But today, because Li Sao, the judge of the underworld, did not dare to act too much, so he simply caught Brother Ya and used his mouth that had been soaked in the cesspool for decades to have an intimate contact with him.
"Make you dislike me! Lick... lick me! Lick from head to toe..."
Let go of Brother Ya and look at his desire to die, the dung ghost was filled with joy.
"Listen! Haha... This ghost probably just died not long ago, and even the dung ghost dared to provoke him!"
"Look at his delicate skin and tender flesh, his yang energy has not yet been removed! I guess he has been dead for less than a month, and it is just a long experience of being a ghost..."
...
The other ghosts were watching the fun and laughing. It seemed that the dung ghosts had a great reputation among the evil ghosts.
Brother Ya, who was almost suffocated by the smell, wanted to die, but when surrounded by ghosts, the other party was still the strongest drowning ghost. Brother Ya, he had to lick it even if he didn't lick it!
Holding tears and enduring ten thousand disgusting in his heart, Brother Ya closed his eyes and began to lick the face of the feces and ghosts...
Then slowly, the lower body of the feces flooded the ghost. The touch of the tongue was completely numb, but the stench that was close to the soul made people die between life and death...
Oh shit!
No wonder even those ghosts can't stand the dung ghost, so they keep a distance from the dung ghost!
This taste...
Tsk tsk tsk...
It reminded Brother Ya that when he was young, he wanted to go out to enter society.
A senior he was very respectful, a tycoon known as the "Yanjiao Duck Emperor". He had a horseman in and out, and had luxury cars when he was traveling, and he even gathered the favor of countless rich women.
Back then, when Brother Ya was just "Little Brother Ya", he asked for countless relationships and wanted to join the disciple of this man.
Brother Ya still remembered that at that time, he was holding a cigarette in his mouth and told him calmly that it was very simple to join him, just pass a pre-job training.
The brother forced him to go to the vegetable market to buy two pounds of pork belly, and after buying it, he threw it to the corner of the wall for a week.
After a week, the meat becomes smelly and then use a blade to scratch the meat and pull out a slit.
Put a one-yuan coin in and when one day I can lick the coins in the smelly meat with my tongue, I can take him out to make a duck.
With ambition and ambition, he was determined to become the Duck Emperor in the capital, and practiced at home for a month.
The smelly pork belly, the smell...
The memories that had been forgotten were instantly snatched out by the stench-like smell on the body of the dung ghost.
"I originally thought that the smelliest taste in the world was that smelly pork belly, but... I was still too naive. I didn't expect that I would encounter a more smelly smell in my life..."
Yu Ge thought that after experiencing the stinky pork belly, he was no longer afraid of any odor in the world, but today he still fell under his hairy legs that were drowned and decayed.
After licking, Brother Ya fell to the ground and foamed. His little brothers witnessed the whole process, and his heart was full of sympathy but could not do anything.
...
At the same time, Li Sao entered the Yin-Yang Room and sat at the table without being angry.
There were a bunch of evil ghosts waiting in line in the room, with longing eyes, hoping that Li Sao could help them reincarnate and reincarnate.
Bang!
Li Sao slapped the ashtray on the table and began to examine ghosts seriously.
"What the hell are you? How did you die? Why can't you enter the cycle of reincarnation?"
The ghost in the front row was wearing a cuckold on his head. When he saw Li Sao pointing to his head with tears, he pointed at his head and shouted injustice: "Report to the judge! The little ghost was a decent honest man before his death. However, my wife stole people and put this cuckold on me..."
"Wait! Your wife cuckold you? He stole someone? Could it be that you were so angry that you killed this adulterer? Then you were sentenced to death. You were also sentenced to death. You were also considered a man." Li Sao expressed deep sympathy.
However, the cuckold drooped his head and shook his head, "Sir! It's not like that. The little guy was really an honest person before his death. How dare he kill people? Even, I... I didn't even dare to beat my wife or scold me. My wife even scolded me in turn and said... I couldn't hold on for even five minutes, and I deserved that she stole people..."
"Damn it! Brother, you are impotence and premature ejaculation! You should come to our long-lasting room to treat the disease... Wait! No! It's a bit off topic. Since you didn't kill someone, how did you die in the end? Could it be that your wife and adulterer killed you?"
"Not right! Sir, since then, the more I think about it, the more I feel depressed, the more I feel uncomfortable, the more I think about it, the less I want to live, and finally jumped off the upstairs..."
After the cuckold said that, Li Sao couldn't help but curse: "No wonder you couldn't reincarnate after death! You are not only a cuckold, but also a completely coward. Damn, you are not even afraid of death, what else is there to be scary? He chose to commit suicide, which made the adulterer cheaper..."
After hearing the life experience of this cuckold ghost, Li Sao felt that those who committed suicide were really sad.
Why can a person not be afraid of death but not the courage to survive?
The biggest fallacy in this world is probably "death can end all hardships and troubles"!
After the cuckold narrated his experience, the system interface in front of Li Sao also appeared.
The yin energy in the room turned into a spiral. Li Sao pointed to the vortex and said to the cuckold ghost: "Because you had a resentment in your lifetime and had not been resolved by the adulterer. Even if you became a ghost after death, you would not dare to seek revenge. So, if you want to reincarnate, the only way... is to go in from this vortex, completely release the resentment in your heart, and vent it on this pair of dogs and men!"
"Mr. Judge! But...but I am an honest and honest person!"
The cuckold said with a embarrassed look on his face. Some honest people are like this. Even if they become ghosts, they will still not harm others.
"Then do you want to wander around the world like this and be a lonely ghost? I advise you that your soul body will be completely dispersed for a few more years." Li Sao raised his eyelids and persuaded him with some helplessness.
"This...good! Lord Judge, I...I'll try..."
Honest people also get angry, and it is even more amazing to be angry with honest people.
After a few hesitations, the cuckold stepped into the vortex of yin energy.
Li Sao saw from the whirlpool that the cuckold came to his wife's dream, questioning his wife if it was a pleasure to steal people, and if it was a pleasure to die if she died...
The cuckold's wife had a ghost in her heart, but when she was frightened by him, she immediately became confused.
I woke up, spread my hair and shouted "I didn't kill you, don't come to me."
The adulterer who was sleeping next to her quickly came to comfort her, but as soon as the adulterer's face appeared, it turned into the hideous face of the cuckold in his wife's mind.
"Go away! Don't come to me..."
"I know I'm wrong, I didn't want to kill you!"
"Give me aside! I didn't expect that the medicine was so powerful..."
...
The wife became nervous and grabbed the adulterer and pushed and shoved the balcony all the way. Then the two of them completely flipped down from the 14th floor.
With a thud!
Both fell to death on the hard cement floor, their heads cracked, and the yellow and red flowed all over the floor...
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It was also at this time that from his wife's mouth that the cuckold truly understood the cause of his death.
It was his wife who kept drugging him, which led to his depression and unable to jump off the building.
Nowadays, the cuckold also uses a similar method to make his wife insanity and fall from the building and die with his adulterer.
It can be said that the heavenly way is good for reincarnation. All these things have been destined for a long time, and retribution is unhappy!
"Thank you, Lord Judge!"
After returning from the vortex of Yin Qi, the cuckold on the top of the head of the cuckold ghost slowly fell off.
This cuckold is condensed by all the resentment he had before his death. Now that the cuckold is falling off, it means that his resentment has completely disappeared.
"Since you have to take revenge, hurry up and reincarnate!"
Li Sao pointed to the window of the room, and the cuckold ghost understood that he jumped out of the window and entered the six realms of reincarnation...
"Do the first one! Okay, the next one..."
When he looked up and looked closely, Li Sao couldn't help but be startled, "Damn it! This ghost brother, why do you look like this? You look like a ghost with connotation. Come on... tell your story..."
Chapter completed!