Chapter 70 Encounter
The eyes are the window of the soul.
Some people say that looking at a person's eyes can directly see the soul.
Looking at each other and saying nothing, the other party can understand his own feelings.
At this moment, Liangxiang Hospital, in the men's bathroom on the first floor.
There was a kingly look between Brother Lang and Brother Ya.
Both of them saw a hint of panic in each other's eyes.
Zhang Qiya, the leader of Gongchen Street, has more than a dozen people under him, hundreds of watermelon knifes, and is walking on the street with a stall vendor. Who wouldn’t nod and bow and call out “Brother Ya” respectfully!
But now Brother Ya is very panicked. Damn, I don’t know what kind of gods and monsters he offended. After waking up, he turned into a girl.
I wanted to come to the hospital to see what was going on, but I suddenly felt a very scared rush.
In order to escape this feeling, Brother Ya accidentally hid in the bathroom and saw a beautiful girl in the mirror. It was so fucking!
That butt, that face, and that legs... just seem to have no breasts!
It makes people want to drool!
But, intoxicated, Brother Ya remembered, what a fuck... Isn't it myself in the mirror?
For a man or a man who used to be, the most exciting thing is to meet a big beauty who can do whatever you want.
But the most unpleasant thing is that this big beauty is herself!
However, at this moment, the peace in the bathroom was broken.
A man suddenly appeared at the door, a man who made Brother Ya blush and palpitations.
"Damn it! It's this person, that terrible feeling... it's conveyed by this person's eyes."
"Damn it! What should I do now? I'm blocked in the toilet! Do I want to run away? But he's at the door! It's so scary..."
"Oh my God! What should I do? He kept staring at me, keep looking at me, his eyes were so terrible! I felt... I felt like I was about to be eaten... What should I do?"
Brother Ya was really panicked, but his years of gangster career have helped him develop a calm expression like a dog.
If the enemy doesn’t move, I won’t move!
Yes! This is the safest way to do it.
So Brother Ya turned his head slightly, with a cold expression on his face. No matter how Liu Zilang stared at him, he would stare at Liu Zilang back.
At this time, Liu Zilang was also in an unparalleled inner drama of the battle between heaven and man.
"How come there is a woman in the men's bathroom?"
"No! I must have gone to the wrong toilet!"
"Damn... this... isn't this the cold and white-blooded thing I'm thinking about? It turns out that she went to the bathroom, no wonder I can't find it."
"It's over! It's over...my goddess! My coldness is gone! She accidentally entered the women's bathroom and saw her. Will she think I am a pervert?"
"Oh my God! My good image in the goddess's mind! What should I do now?"
"Can anyone tell me what to do? Wait online, it's very urgent. Should I go over, say hello to her, and ask for it by the way>
"No! If I do this, I'm afraid I'll be completely blocked."
"It's embarrassing! It would be great if the God of Sex is here at this time. He will definitely be able to come up with a Sex to help me..."
"Wait! Sexy God? Sexy operation... Damn, there is! Look at my resurrection and slutty operation..."
In the midst of lightning, Liu Zilang had countless thoughts, flying around like bullets in his mind.
Two seconds later, Liu Zilang seemed to possess the body of a slut.
He stood at the bathroom door and turned his eyes white, staring bigger and more dull.
Then he fumbled through the edge of the door frame with both hands, and then said in surprise just now: "I'm sorry! Is there anyone in the toilet? Is this a men's toilet or a women's toilet?"
Damn it!
If Li Sao is nearby at this time, you can definitely hear a prompt sound of the system's five-star operation.
Too sinister!
Too sexy!
This guy Liu Zilang actually pretended to be blind with an inspiration.
This will perfectly resolve the embarrassment!
Even if you accidentally walk into the women's bathroom and have a blind identity, one hundred girls should have a hundred and one hundred will express your understanding!
"Huh! It turns out he's a blind man..."
Brother Ya was obviously relieved when he heard this.
However, Brother Ya didn't plan to talk to Liu Zilang, because even though he thought he was blind, he still felt a deep sense of fear of him.
This may be the feeling of being targeted by "natural enemies" in nature!
"Forehead……"
This time, Liu Zilang became embarrassed again.
He thought that after he used this sentence to express his identity as a blind man, the girl in the toilet would say "This is a women's toilet, please go out!", and so he could leave perfectly along the steps.
But now the other party is still silent, silent...silence...silence is the bridge of Kang tonight! Kang your mother is so tall!
After breathing a sigh of relief, Liu Zilang performed Oscar-level acting again and began to whisper to himself to the air: "Oh! There seems to be no one in the toilet, so I won't go to the toilet for now. What if this is a women's toilet?"
After saying this, Liu Zilang turned around and walked out like a blind man, using his hands to explore the way.
"This blind man finally left! I'm like this now. It seems that I can't really go to the men's bathroom again in the future?"
After seeing Liu Zilang leave, Brother Ya also wanted to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
After all, he is now a woman from the inside out. Staying in the men's bathroom, if other men come in, it will definitely cause a wave of embarrassment and riots.
"Farewell! My men's toilet..."
"Farewell! My urinal..."
Nian Nian Nian Ge, Brother Ya, turned around three times, and countless scenes in his mind and the men's bathroom began to surge out.
When he was six years old, he was pissed in the men's bathroom and was extorted by a big child for the New Year.
When I was eight years old, I took out the Hongta Mountain I stolen from my home in the toilet with a few friends. I learned to smoke for the first time. I still remember the feeling of choking my lungs.
When I was ten years old, I took a fruit knife and asked for more than ten yuan of pocket money from a few first-grade kids in the bathroom.
When he was fifteen, he dropped out of school and slashed with people with a knife. His arm was cut and he was bleeding a lot. He hid in the toilet and tore his clothes open and wrapped his wounds.
When he was seventeen years old, he was already a little embarrassed. He took a few younger brothers to block Internet cafes and game consoles to ask for students' protection fees, but his father, who was the street director, chased him with a stick and beat him up. He hid in the toilet and refused to go out.
Before going to join the army at the age of 18, before leaving, he accidentally saw his father, who had been harsh on his face, secretly hid in the toilet alone while smoking and wiping his tears.
Twenty-three years old...
Twenty-five years old...
...
There are so many memories, Brother Ya feels that the microcosm of his life is as if he is in this men's toilet.
...The First Free King of Zhenguan, the Tang Dynasty
Chapter completed!