Chapter 88 Is there such a showy security guard?
The strongest protection is not that I can defeat you with one move, but that I stand here and ask you to hit me, but you don’t even dare to move a finger. An inscription that I haven’t seen for a long time.
Dongdongdongdongdong...
Kazkaz!
As soon as he returned to Sao She, without Qiao Jie speaking, Li Sao had already heard a lot of noise coming from the upstairs.
"So much noise? Sure enough... I am a martial arts practitioner!"
To be honest, the more excited and excited Li Sao was when he heard this. What does this mean? The more powerful the force is!
If the force is not strong, can it cause such a big disturbance?
Just when Li Sao couldn't wait to go upstairs and see what kind of powerful people the system had arranged for him, Qiao Jie, who had a frown on her face, stopped him and said a little scaredly: "Li Sao! You'd better not go up, we... let's call the police! There are no bad people above..."
"Sister Qiao, don't be afraid! The sound from above is not a bad guy, but... the security guard I hired! I will be responsible for the security work of our entire SaoShe in the future."
With his chest straightened, Li Sao walked upstairs very angrily.
Qiao Jie was stunned for a moment and hurriedly chased after her: "Li Sao, have you hired a security guard? Why haven't you heard you say it before! But our Sao She is just a hotel, not a bank or a shopping mall, what do you want the security guard to do? Isn't this... a waste of money?"
"Don't worry! This security guard doesn't need money. And who said we don't need security guards? Last time Brother Ya and his group came to the door, you saw it. If I hadn't crushed them from the high ground of IQ smartly, I would have been lying in the hospital."
Walking towards Room 201 step by step, Li Sao's lips curled slightly, "If there was a strong security guard in our Sao House at that time, who would have dared to make trouble here?"
"That's right! But is this security guard who doesn't have money, reliable?"
Qiaojie, who was skeptical, followed behind Li Sao.
Dongdongdongdongdong...
After going upstairs, the door of Room 201 was knocked even louder.
This feeling made Li Sao feel that there was a monster in the room, waiting for the door to open and rush towards him with a whistle?
"No! No! I am the host, dare the system cheat me?"
Li Sao stood at the door with the room card, pretending to be calm.
However, Qiaojie and Li Sao have been together for so many years, but there is no way to tell that Li Sao is actually very panicked!
"Li Sao! Why don't I open the door?"
Qiaojie knew that it would be useless to persuade Li Sao to leave at this time, so... she gritted her teeth and wanted to open the door for Li Sao.
But how could Li Sao let Qiaojie take this risk?
"Sister Qiao, don't worry. What's the scary thing about me that I have?"
I still heard the loud noises in the room, clang bang bang bang bang... It seemed that the table was overturned, and then there were huge and heavy footsteps.
Li Sao swallowed, no matter how many years it was, even if the system had a dinosaur inside today, he would recognize it.
Didi!
After swiping the room card, Li Sao pushed the door open suddenly.
Bomb...
A huge black and white shadow suddenly jumped out from inside, knocking Li Sao to the ground.
"ah!"
Sister Qiao screamed in fear, but...
The next second, when he saw what was exactly what knocked Li Sao down, Qiao Jie widened her eyes and her whole heart became cute.
"Big...giant panda? Li Sao, how could there be giant pandas in our house?"
He was black and white, with a silly figure, round and stretched out his scarlet tongue and kept licking Li Sao's face.
This is our national treasure, the super invincible beast giant panda that people all over the world love.
"Giant Panda?"
After finally breaking free from the ground, Li Sao's face was covered with giant panda saliva.
At this time, the giant panda in front of him leaned against the wall very obediently, as if a new employee was waiting for the boss's investigation.
"Li Sao, how could it be... You said that the newly hired security guard is this giant panda? This is a national treasure! It can only be seen in the zoo, how did you get it?"
Qiao Jie smiled and said, while carefully approaching and touching the giant panda.
“Baba…”
The giant panda responded to Qiao Jie very gentlely, and then licked Qiao Jie's palm.
"Mimei? Is this a genuine giant panda? How do you call it the same as a sheep? Is this a security guard? Is there such a sexy security guard?"
Li Sao kept a distance from the giant panda with a little contempt, but Qiao Jie explained to Li Sao with a smile: "You don't understand this, right? Li Sao, when I first came to the capital, your parents took us to the zoo to see the giant pandas. Didn't you listen to the keeper's explanation? Can giant pandas make at least thirteen different sounds? Blapping, buzzing, squeaking, whimpering, barking and other sounds come!"
"I don't care what it calls, but... I'm just a guy who only survives by selling cuteness. I doubt it can be competent for this security job."
Li Sao's words are both about the giant panda and Qiaojie, and also question the system.
"Woom!"
As if he could hear Li Sao's doubts, the giant panda barked at Li Sao, his eyes widened, and then his feet stomped on the floor.
Bang! Bang!
In these two moves, the wooden floor was almost collapsed by it, and Li Sao's whole body shook.
"That's so strong?"
Li Saotian really thought that all the cute animals were powerless and harmless.
but……
Giant pandas are definitely an exception.
"Li Sao, the giant panda is a very fierce beast! It is known as one of the top ten beasts in China! Its biting power is similar to that of a lion and brown bear, and think about it! Our Sao Shek has a national treasure in charge, who dares to come and cause trouble? Who dares to attack the national treasure!"
Qiaojie smiled and curled her eyes when she saw the giant panda. After all, when she first came to Beijing as a teenager, she went inside the zoo, but stayed outside the panda park for a whole day!
Qiao Jie remembers the common sense of the breeders about giant pandas. After almost every year, she finds time to go to the zoo to see giant pandas.
It's strange that as long as you look at the giant pandas, no matter what they are doing, even if you don't move and stare blankly or eat bamboo shoots, Qiao Jie can watch them all day long without getting tired of it.
Li Sao imagined that when he was told by Qiao Jie!
"Giant pandas are first-class national protected animals and are national treasures! I remember netizens also gave giant pandas a cute name called "Sitting in the Underworld". If anyone dares to attack our giant pandas, then..."
When Li Sao was so proud, his face suddenly changed, "Wait! Do you have to sit in the bottom of the prison for raising giant pandas?"
Chapter completed!