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1543 - Pillow Fight

After wiping a handful of kangaroo blood on his face, the Jiuzhou Xuanxue Society who was lying on the ground defected to the wizard said in a trembling voice: "Who are you?"

He could see clearly that the other party had no sword in his hand just now, and the sword seemed to appear in vain.

The two big kangaroos beside him were kicked a little fiercely, their bodies were trembling, and they could not get up. There were big footprints clearly visible on the surface of the fish scale armor, and even their madness-filled eyes gradually faded away from their red color, as if they had regained some sobriety and rationality.

"Kill your person!"

Li Bai really wanted to complain about his ancient lines, but there was nothing else to say except this.

If you create so many crazy armed kangaroos who are unintelligent, it would be fine if you just close the door and play with them by yourself. Not to mention arm blades, knee nails and tail thorns, even if you are equipped with firearms, it is okay, but you dare to commit to actual combat against people, then your heart is punishable and you are not qualified to call for justice no matter what kind of revenge you suffer.

"Our people won't let you go!"

The wizard lying on the ground suddenly realized that he had been asking the other person's name and origin, but the other person had never asked him a single word.

This is even more annoying!

Could it be that in the eyes of the other party, he was just an unknown man who even had no qualifications to let the other party remember?!

"Haha, if you don't agree, come and hit me!"

After saying this, Li Bai became clear about his thoughts. He was here to cause trouble for these remnants, and he was not caused by the other party. Is it better to have a completely different nature?

These little writers who wrote online articles fled and even dared to explode the thorns. It was indeed the way to die, and they were not afraid of 404?

No, it should have been upgraded from 404 to 507. Now 666 has arrived, and there are 749 queuing behind it. I’m asking if you are afraid?

He was so angry that he rolled his eyes by Li Bai's nonsense that the defected wizard of the Jiuzhou Xuanxue Society kept rising and falling, and he couldn't even say a word.

What can you say?

The only thing that can be explained to a guy like Li Xiaobai is the armed belt in Lao Li’s hands!

There is a saying that goes well, don’t like red makeup, but like to be armed.

What to arm?

Isn’t the flea on the bald man’s head obviously just an armed belt?

Beat the children on leisure days, beat the children during winter and summer vacations, beat the children after the final exam, and come back to beat the children when the parents come back. It is also a magical tool for being idle!

What else do children who have been beaten up by armed forces need to recite the LOW formula that the heart is clear and the sky is not alarmed?

If you want to live a life, you have to be beaten up every day.

If you have never eaten the beating at home, you have to eat enough beating from society.

...

It’s not a cliché to say one thing at a time!

So calm down, these are daily life, nothing to be surprised about, just kneel down and get beaten up!

"Come on your own, don't delay me having lunch."

After changing hands, the three-chi Qingfeng disappeared again. Li Bai threw a handcuff of champagne gold and continued to pull out his lunch. The noise was endless.

When the Public Security Bureau of Nanhu District, Huxi City replaced the new bracelet, Li Bai grabbed the wool and pulled it on the head of the Public Security Bureau, and walked a box of 24 hardcover colorful anniversary limited edition commemorative editions, including local gold, champagne gold, Forbidden City red, chocolate brown, girl's pink, emperor purple, plateau blue, deep sea blue... The colors are not only not repeated, one key is paired with a bracelet, the same super austenitic stainless steel 904L stainless steel material of Rolex, the basic warship special steel, and the unique steel stamp QR code and limited number, fully reflecting the superiority of socialism and protecting human rights. Even if you look for the entire capitalist world, there is absolutely no same style.

I watched the champagne-colored steel bracelet hit my chest, and the guy with kangaroo blood was splashed with eyes straight.

Bang! ~

Li Bai snapped his fingers, and the poor guy with his mind was taken away honestly picked up the bracelet and handcuffed himself firmly.

Although I don't have shackles, it's not that easy to run away.

Zhao Ziwu and Benjamin Cao saw Li Bai killing five big kangaroos with one sword from afar, kicking two more. After taking a breath of air conditioning, he felt relieved.

Institute 507 has just updated the information about Li Bai. This young psychiatrist is a cross-border expert. He is not only prospered in the medical world, but also has a little reputation in the witchcraft, hypnosis and martial arts world. It is nothing strange that a sword suddenly appeared in the empty space.

It's OK! ~

If the traitors of the Jiuzhou Xuanxue Society do not use new attack methods, then this time the trouble can finally come to an end.

If you continue to linger like this endlessly, don’t say anything, fight to the death and never stop. There are some wizards in the Boy Scout camp who are ready to go. Today, this beam is enlarged, how can you give up?

I originally planned to negotiate for a while and test the other party's bottom line.

Now, what is the next thing Nima talks about? Let’s first talk about it.

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Bang!~

The two witches were hit in a big hole in the wooden house.

The demon Qingyao was carrying a big ragged pillow and chased the little demon Hong Li all the way. The wooden house was not fun enough, and the pillow war began to expand the new map.

The energy of these two witches cannot be measured by the standards of mortals. If you are in a hurry, it will not be a problem to fight for three days and three nights in a row.

When passing by Li Bai, the demon Qingyao was attracted by the two big kangaroos on the ground. He suddenly took the little demon Hong Li and shot back the horse. The big pillow directly sniffed to his face, and his feathers were flying all over the sky.

It's just a pillow battle, and the one who was injured was the pillow, not the witch, and this was not even a piece of damage.

"Can these three be eaten?"

The Qingyao demon girl didn't care about the little demon girl Hong Li and looked at his spoils from head to toe.

Hers, hers, are all hers!

The pillow war that began early in the morning finally came to an end, and the two witches temporarily quit.

"There is the smell of shit in the middle, and the smell of urine on both sides. Which one are you sure you want?"

Li Bai said that none of them was easy to deal with.

Not to mention human flesh, although kangaroo meat can be eaten, it will take a long time to deal with the extremely fishy smell. I turned my fingers to start the ranking list: cinnamon, pepper, eight pepper, grass fruit, angelica, bay leaves, meat meme, cloves, licorice, tangerine peel, cumin, ginger, amomum villossus... It's really a problem!

What's more, kangaroo meat is not a delicious food in the world. It takes so much effort to eat such a piece of meat or two, which is really not worth it. It is far less delicious than the snake king that the jungler "picked" from.

With this leisure time, it is better to lift a 5A-level Kobe beef from the storage ring, put a cast iron plate, grill it on smokeless charcoal fire, add a small piece of butter and fry it slowly over low heat, and serve it with basil leaves and fine salt. Nothing else is needed. Just roast it like this. Wouldn't it be fragrant?

When he heard that it was a dirty thing about shit, peeing, and fart, the demon girl Qingyao immediately shook her head. If there is something that can be eaten, she will not eat, and she will have to eat something that cannot be eaten. Isn’t that stupid?

She lifted the big pillow in her hand, and looked at the thick and long buttocks on the big kangaroo on the ground. She seemed to have thought of something, and her eyes lit up and she immediately smiled.

Early in the morning, all the pillows in the hotel guest room were finished. At noon, I just assigned to the wooden house. There were three pillows on each of the two single beds, allowing the battle between the big and small witches to continue.

But the soft pillows were not originally used to attack each other as cold weapons, so they could not withstand the full force of the two demons and swings. At present, the one in the hand of the demon Qingyao was already the last pillow on her bed, and the last pillow of the little demon Hong Li had just exploded on her face.

Qingyao grabbed the tail of one of the big kangaroos, and didn't care about the sharp blade on the tip of the tail, and exhaled.

"Go...you!"

The little demon Hong Li reacted very quickly. As soon as she grabbed the tail of another big kangaroo, she was knocked out by the shadow that was blasting at lightning speed, and flew together with the big kangaroo in her hand.

Boom! ~

Boom! ~

A wooden house was knocked out by the little demon Hong Li and the big kangaroo who were knocked away, and then the second wooden house collapsed.

It’s a wooden house! It’s not steel and concrete. It looks quite original and environmentally friendly. It’s okay to live in it. It’s naturally not as strong as a brick and tile house. It was hit by the little witch and the big kangaroo in her hand and collapsed on the spot.

Fortunately, there was no one in these two wooden houses, otherwise someone would have to die.

"Hahahahaha...Stinky carp, you can't kill you today!"

The Qingyao demon girl laughed to the sky, her voice shaking all over the field.

Where can I use a big kangaroo with a handle on the pillow? I also wear fish scale armor, but it is so skinny!

The pillow battle began again, and the new "pillow" was in hand, and the green dragon immediately floated.

"Sister Qingyao, take my blow!"

Suddenly, broken wood flew around, and the little demon Hong Li rushed out with the kangaroo's tail, swinging all his strength, and howled the wind was whistling.

Bang! ~

The big green dragon monster in laughter flew out, and the laughter continued to stop, and he walked all the way in the air.

This time, it was even more amazing. I gave a wooden house a walk through, and then broke the corners of the three wooden houses, and the broken wood flew around. The people in the house screamed and ran out. When they turned around and saw that the corner of the wooden house was destroyed by unknown destruction, they couldn't help but feel numb.

I'll take a look, what's going on like this?

Are there any traitors from the Jiuzhou Metaphysics Society still there?

However, these people soon found that they were wrong. It was not the people from the Jiuzhou Xuanxue Society who were causing trouble, but two young girls swung the heavily armed kangaroos, hammering me, and I hammering you, hurting each other.

Wait, it seems that the two girls should not be described as harm. The two girls were completely unscathed. Instead, the buildings in the camp were in trouble and collapsed when they were rubbed and dispersed when they collided.

Such a big kangaroo is much stronger than a pillow filled with down, latex or other pillow core materials. Not to mention that there is armor on the body. It is really refreshing to grab the big tail and swing it like a windmill.
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