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Chapter 1 - I am a little green dragon

"...I am a little green dragon, I have many little secrets, I am a little green dragon, I have many little secrets. I have many secrets, I won't tell you, I won't tell you, I won't tell you..."

Li Bai, who was awakened by the ringtones of the phone and the buzzing and vibration, opened his eyes and was lost for a moment. He seemed to have had a long strange dream. He used to grab it casually, and the flat and cold smartphone fell into his palm accurately.

Caller ID on the screen, Zhenren Zhou.

The other party is the director of the Seventh Hospital, and his immediate superior. Zhou Zhenren, Zhou Tong, who likes to talk about "real people don't say anything" as a catchphrase.

With a stroke of his finger, the sound of Zhenren Zhou being furious immediately came from the phone that had just been connected.

"Comrade Li Bai, what time is it? Do you still want to do it? If you delay today's exchange meeting, you can submit your resignation report yourself!"

Bang! The call went straight away.

"Ah! Communication meeting? Not good!"

Li Bai suddenly remembered that there was an important exchange meeting today, hosted by the Seventh Hospital and attended by colleagues from three provinces and one city in East China, covering the majors of mental illness and mental health.

If he made Zhenren Zhou lose face, this old man would never give him face, and he would probably even have the idea of ​​eating himself alive.

It was already 9:30 on the screen of the phone. He hurriedly lifted the quilt and wanted to get up, but his movements suddenly stopped. His eyes widened wider and there was a small blue snake entrenched on his belly.

snake?

Wait...How come there is a pointed small horn on the snake's head? What kind of breed is this?

"whee!"

A woman's laughter came from his ears. Before Li Bai could figure out what was going on, the little green snake suddenly rushed up without warning and rushed straight to his neck.

"ah!"

...

Although the sudden good morning bite was extremely sour, the angry Xiao Qingjiao made Li Bai confirm a fact.

It was not a dream, but a real experience.

It's just that he's back from another world.

From Yanzhen, west of the border of Dawu, we went out of the demon realm, met the dragon girl, entered Xiaolin Temple, retreated to the demon tide, entered Dahuangling, learned the Canglang Sword, and then entered the Dawu Emperor's capital, Tianjing City, reunited with the father and daughter of the Bai family, accidentally helped the little lady Xiangjun, who was a pseudonym of the Duke Jingguo Mansion, to compete for the throne of the throne, and intrigueed the five palaces, seven sects and thirteen gates, discovered the hidden dangers of the Tiancang cult, intercepted the army of the Saint's Eastern Expedition, and finally beat the evil god outside the sky back to his hometown. Although the ending was not perfect, the world could be peaceful for a while.

For the great devil who has self-propelled human-shaped natural disasters, it is considered a perfect merit.

The Empress and Sister Ying'er, well, and Senior Sister Zhirong may be sad for a while because of her disappearance, and at least she can survive safely, and no longer have to worry about the natural disasters and man-made disasters caused by the Westerners and the people of the Tianchuang.

However, another little witch who disappeared into the Heavenly Gate with him made Li Bai worry a little more.

As a master of psychology, Li Bai quickly adjusted his mentality. Once he replied, he would be at ease. It would be useless to think too much.

Although Hong Li was not by his side, fortunately, the innate treasure chaotic green lotus projected into the endless void by the chaotic silk threads still existed, which means that the demons who used his essence and blood to enlighten their wisdom were still alive, and the little red li Hongli was no exception.

It is completely understandable that the green dragon demon girl was not angry. If anyone had to accept it easily, it would have been a waste of all her previous efforts after working hard to cultivate the dragon body in a flash. She returned to the dragon body and was beaten from heaven to hell before she could enjoy the superiority of the darling of heaven and earth. The demon girl cried and shouted that Li Bai would compensate her. How could she pay for it? It would be a blessing not to eat him in one bite.

If you commit a sin, you cannot live. If you bite good morning, you will naturally not blame others.

Li Bai, who was standing by the road blocking the car, rubbed his neck, which had not yet been relieved. The witch had a little conscience and licked away the two sesame-sized blood holes. Otherwise, they would accumulate day by day and day, and they might be misunderstood as an addict's "ant climbing a tree".

When he first returned to his original world, he did not dare to neglect his phone number.

President Zhou’s will is related to his job. After all, after clearing the monthly rent, water, electricity and coal, the remaining salary is only enough to eat.

If you are fired, you will probably be like those hard-working fresh graduates who are unemployed after graduation and send resumes everywhere.

"Go to the Seventh People's Hospital!"

He stopped a taxi and Li Bai got in.

"Yo, where are you playing cosplay?"

The young taxi driver looked up and down in surprise.

However, it is easy to make people think of it in a misunderstanding when they are connected to the Seventh People's Hospital.

Cosplay?李白低下头往自己身上看了一眼,嘴角抽了抽,光顾着对付那条蛮不讲理的青蛟妖女,却忘了自己一身士子襦衫.

"I have something urgent, I forgot to change it."

Li Bai smiled bitterly.

Obviously, what he brought back was not only local specialties such as the Qingjiao Demon Girl, but also this outfit, which was the one that knocked the evil god outside the sky back to the Tianmen with two demons.

"No wonder?"

The taxi driver quickly kicked the accelerator with an understanding expression, and the taxi quickly joined the busy traffic.

Li Bai still heard that the other party's tone was somewhat insincere.

TMD wears ancient costumes and goes to a psychiatric hospital, won’t he have brain problems, right?

OK! I have to admit that he just went to see a doctor, and he couldn't explain this, and the more he said it, the more he became, the more wrong he became.

Ignoring the strange gaze of the taxi driver, looking at him from time to time, Li Bai quickly arrived at the destination, the Seventh People's Hospital.

I looked up and looked at the time, but fortunately it didn't take too long. If I say a few more good things, President Zhou Da shouldn't fire his squid.

On the way to the locker room, the nurses and patients who came to see Li Bai were stunned as if they had seen a ghost, and they dodged aside in a horror, fearing that they would be beaten accidentally.

These young nurses always know how to send miss out on their faces, but at critical moments they know that they are unreliable.

As soon as I went up to the fourth floor, someone rushed out yellingly and knocked several of them over in one breath, like a crazy bull, as if he was entering a no-man.

"Shibi thief, Zheng Tu in Zhenguanxi is here, who dares to hit me? Luda, come out!"

就听见后面有人在喊:“拦住他!氯丙嗪5毫升注射准备!”

The Seventh People's Hospital will never lack a strong security team. They are all retired special forces. When Li Bai saw these people, he couldn't help but be happy.

The one who ran ahead was swaying, and the one who wanted to fight with Lu Zhishen was a regular visitor. He always imagined that he was the butcher who beat Zhen Guanxi in "Water Margin". Coincidentally, the two still had the same name, both were called Zheng Tu. Perhaps because he was crazy about watching "Water Margin", it triggered delusional schizophrenia.

Normally, it is impossible to see at all, and the words are in order. Once the disease occurs, it immediately turns into Zheng Daren yells to take revenge. In ancient times, it was called being possessed by evil, being possessed, and being punished in eighteen kinds of punishments. When will it be considered to be expelled from evil? Now, it is a mentally ill patient, and it is still acute. At most, it can be done with one sedative agent.

Logically speaking, patients like Zheng Tu who have an unstable condition should have been sent to the "harem" (inpatient department) for long-term treatment. With the harem chief manager, Grandma Wang, who was rehired, was in charge. She shot the anesthesia gun wherever she pointed. No matter how crazy she was, she would be killed by one shot. She could run to the elevator entrance.

If you can't get over with one shot, then just two shots. Grandma Wang's "harem" in Weizhen has not had any trouble in 20 years.

Looking at the angry white coat doctor surrounded by the security guard and two or three nurses behind, it was Zheng Tu's attending doctor Chen Sheng. He seemed to notice someone was staring at him. After meeting Li Bai's gaze, he was stunned at first, and his expression immediately became gloomy.

It was precisely because Chen Sheng could not resist the patient's family's begging that he did not allow the madman to be hospitalized. Fortunately, he was in the hospital today. If he were outside, he would not know how much trouble would be.

Li Bai smiled and was happy to see that he was successful. This guy was a little inconsistent with him. Recently, the psychiatric department had just obtained the indicators of a attending physician, and the ones who called the most were him and Chen Sheng.

In the other party's opinion, his master's degree has always been highly valued by Zhenren Zhou, and he is inevitably regarded as a strong enemy because of his jealousy. He often doesn't speak for a long time.

"Li Bai, stop him!"

Seeing Li Bai appear in front of Zheng Tu, Dr. Chen Sheng felt a little secretly happy deep in his heart even though his face was as panicked as others.

The patient has big bladder and round waist, and his chest is covered with black chest hair. At first glance, he looks like the reincarnation of Zheng Da official in Zhenguanxi.

There were screams in the corridor. Among the mentally ill patients, they were most afraid of such a madman. They really didn’t deserve their lives to kill people!

Li Bai secretly pinched the magic tricks and prepared to use the small method, but suddenly became stunned.

There was not much spiritual energy left in the middle dantian, and it strangely condensed into a grain of soybeans the size of a soybean, unmoved like granite, and there was no trace of spiritual energy available to call outside.

He forgot that the rules of the world in the two worlds were completely different.

However, the official Zheng Da was still like a mad cow, rushing towards Li Bai regardless of his concern.
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