Chapter 73 - Chinese Wizards
Minister Noulu Sean thanked the wrong person, which made both sides a little embarrassed.
It’s all because someone is a few steps away, and suddenly snaps his fingers and directly cheats the person.
After finally finding out the truth, the Minister of Resources in Burkina Faso became more enthusiastic about the culprit Li Da Demon, saying that he must thank him well.
However, no matter how much you say it is, there are not many red tickets. However, Burkina Faso is a poor country in the African continent. Even the Minister of Resources may not be richer than the village cadres of the Asian giants.
If it weren't for the resources to be used to offset the meeting preparation costs, Noulu Sean and others would probably not be able to even get the travel expenses.
I kept saying that the Sun God would bless you, and I must praise you, a skilled wizard to the Chinese leaders who co-organized this meeting.
All the tricks!
Wait! What's wrong.
wizard?
But no matter how Qin Translator explains it, the black uncles in Burkina Faso determined that Li Bai, who was a serious and professional, was a wizard, not a doctor.
In the African continent where medical conditions are very poor, wizards are responsible for religion and medical care, second only to tribal patriarchs, and sometimes also serve as patriarchs.
For millions of years, the black uncles have relied on wizards to relieve patients. This was the case in the past and now, as for the doctors made by the white people, what the hell is that?
The blessing of the Sun God is definitely gone, and praise to the leaders is mostly just to forget it. However, Li Bai's name of wizard spread among the participants from all countries who arrived at the venue.
Although Burkina Faso is poor, he has a good time to make friends. Minister Noulu Sean patted his breasts with a fat weight of seven inches thick, and then said that there was a surprise in the medical center outside the venue.
The black uncles immediately felt the full sincerity of China. The venue actually provided wizards, this one could be found!
They came to China from all the way, and they brought the president, minister, warlord leader, tribal leader, warrior, black girl, translator, but they didn't bring the wizard.
I originally wanted to bring it, but the brothers and sisters in the tribe refused. For the native black uncles, wizards are a must-have for life, and they need money to take it away, but no one to have it.
The seven-person team of the Seventh People's Hospital experienced the enthusiasm from Africa. A long queue was lined up at the entrances of the two diagnosis and treatment rooms, standing outside the medical center.
The sudden accident put a lot of pressure on the Chinese security company responsible for the safety of the venue. It only takes 15 kilograms of TNT to kill the black uncles on the scene. There is no need to hold the meeting anymore, just send the urns back!
"Get one point!"
A tribal warrior respectfully took the 1982-year-old coins with both hands, put them on his forehead, kissed them devoutly, put them carefully in his pocket, and said thank you in a gusto.
This is the blessing of Lord Wizard!
He could not resist the fanaticism of these black Africans towards witchcraft, so Li Bai had to emptiate the vault of a nearby bank and took out a few paper tubes of one cent coins in the corner, which were worth six yuan at best. He then opened the box on the spot and distributed it to these black African uncles who asked for blessings, expressing respect for the customs and traditions of the African people and the testimony of China-Africa friendship.
For the Chinese conference co-organizers who were confused, at least it was acceptable.
At least this psychiatric doctor in the Seventh People's Hospital is a serious descendant of Zhu Youshu. To some extent, he is equivalent to a traditional Chinese wizard. It is better than finding someone to jump to the great gods and walk the seven-star steps in the venue.
Even if it is spread, it is at least in the category of traditional Chinese medicine and is not nonsense.
Li Bai is also self-aware. He is not capable of taking the general subject. While giving the black uncle a penny a benefit, he asked the nurses to register and divide the subjects. Those who are sick can treat the disease, and those who are not sick can do whatever they should do after receiving a penny. Don’t stand here stupidly.
There are indeed a few who have real sleep disorders. They happen to be the professional counterpart, so they don’t even need to be prescribed medicine. They snapped their fingers and were collectively put down on the bed in the clinic and started snoring competitions. Even if they were carried back to the room, they still slept like a dead pig.
The African black bosses who witnessed the magic of hypnosis (witchcraft) were all screaming excitedly, as if the Chinese wizards were in charge of this meeting, and they would be invulnerable to swords and guns, and it would be difficult for ghosts and gods to invade this meeting.
For these people who advocate primitive natural religiousism, they often see wind and rain, and they will inevitably treat things they have never seen before as miracles.
The entire medical center was running in a strange way, and the old experts felt a toothache inexplicably.
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After 3:30 pm, the busy medical center was free again.
Seeing that there were still hundreds of shining one-cent coins left in the box, Li Bai breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at his colleagues who were also exhausted, he smiled and said, "Come on, take them away one by one. This wizard's blessing is good and avoiding the misfortune, and it is a test."
"Go and go, what kind of money to send is not enough traffic fees!"
Neurologist Zhou Jie waved his hand with disgust.
"Doctor Li is a beautiful move, which not only saves these foreign guests, but also costs no cost."
The psychological trauma doctor Qian Jia sincerely admires it.
He likes humanities and geography around the world and has learned about the customs of Africans. Perhaps he was used to primitive communism. He just took whatever good things he saw and did not miss them. Others said they were stealing, but they were justified. If they didn't take them, they would have to fight for the last battle if they broke out in just a few seconds. Why is Africa so chaotic because of ideological conflicts?
If Li Bai didn't take out anything, the medical center might throw something. These black uncles from Africa were crazy and had no money to pay for their own resources at meetings. Since they moved into the World Trade Center, things were generally lost inside and outside the venue.
The strange trick of each person giving a penny satisfies these people's hands.
Uncles don’t know whether it’s better to take things, it doesn’t matter whether it’s expensive or cheap. If you have any advantages, you will not use the wind oil essence as fairy water.
The aluminum coins that no one picked up when they fell on the ground were no different from gold coins in their eyes. More importantly, they also blessed the witchcraft of Chinese wizards, and they also added an oriental amulet.
"If I had known, I would have just sent leaves. A penny would be money." Dr. Pan Qianchen, a department of traditional Chinese medicine, felt that it would be a waste to send coins to black uncles. No wonder so many Chinese people like to do business to Africa. It is simply a paradise for getting rich with stupid people and a lot of money. Those black people are just begging for money.
"I'm stupid, but I'm not so stupid yet, otherwise I'd been swallowed up so much that I wouldn't have left my bones."
Although he looked down on these Africans like his father, Li Bai did not regard the black uncles as real stupid.
The values and ideologies of both sides are different, but their understanding of fundamental interests will not be fooled.
There is a fable that illustrates the unique way of survival for Africans.
From the past, a slave used his own wooden bowl to exchange it from an African tribe leader to the most precious diamond in the tribe. After hearing this, the greedy slave owner took pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep and wine to please the tribe leader, hoping to get more diamonds. However, the tribe leader covered his head and gave it to the slave owner as the most precious gift.
Greedy people regard others as fools and foolish people with honest people, and sooner or later they will suffer their own consequences.
Just as the seven doctors were chatting and waiting for get off work, a staff member of the World Trade Center walked in with a big handful of bright red roses and asked, "Who is Dr. Li Bai?"
Damn it!
Li Bai's six colleagues were stunned.
Could it be the roses given by those black African girls?
Jay Chou immediately looked at him. Today, Dr. Li Bai was in the limelight and was boldly expressed by the black girl. It seemed that it was a thing of the past.
If it were those dark uncles, it would be even more terrifying.
Other doctors may have thought of it with Dr. Jay Chou, and their expressions became strange.
Instead of confirming his name, Li Bai asked tentatively: "Ask, who gave it to me?"
If it was a black girl, he would definitely not admit that he was Li Bai, so he would let the rose come from wherever he came from.
"There is a card inside the flower that says, I wish honey good mood every day and loves you Dana!"
After the staff finished pronunciating, their expressions became stranger. If they were not mistaken, Dana should be a woman's name.
Does a woman send flowers to a man or roses?
It's obviously chasing you back!
His eyes swept around the clinic. There was only one with a little handsome face, but the others were all average. If they were almost like a middle-aged uncle, how could they attract girls?
"He is Li Wei, the flower can be put down, thank you."
Dr. Chou, who lives in the same standard room as Li Bai, decisively betrayed his teammates and stepped forward to take the rose.
"Awesome! Doctor Li!"
Dr. Pan Yanchen, a department of traditional Chinese medicine, laughed strangely. He obviously guessed something.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
Li Bai felt that the nickname of the domestic white girl he heard must have missed one or two syllables, not Dana, or perhaps Dana So (Al).
What is this tomboy who is not a dinosaur?
Chapter completed!