Hongsau Beef Noodle: "Your skeleton is so clear that I really admire you. Okay, let me tell you directly. You have already called the name just now, and it is our class flower Lin Na."
The Thirteenth Young Master of Temple Street: "Oh, what's wrong?"
Hongsau Beef Noodle: "Of course I want you to attend the wedding."
The Thirteenth Young Master of Temple Street: "Sorry, I didn't have time that day!"
Hongsau Beef Noodle: "Damn you, I haven't even said one day!"
The Thirteenth Young Master of Temple Street: "Okay, let me tell you."
Red Beef Noodles: "This month 25."
Thirteenth Young Master of Temple Street: "No time." (Return in seconds)
Hongsau Beef Noodle: "Dan, you are perfunctory?"
The Thirteenth Young Master of Temple Street: "You guessed it, but unfortunately there are no prizes. Okay, it's all right. I'm very busy."
Hongsau Beef Noodle: "What are you busy with?"
Thirteenth Young Master of Miao Street: "In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, to implement love and true evil - I want to go up the mountain to practice!"
Red Beef Noodle: "…"
Guanzhong prawns: “…”
One day is one day: “…”
Hongsau Beef Noodle: "Everyone is a classmate, and you have had a crush on someone. Even if you have a crush on many people, at least one of them. Don't you know that you want to get evenly in the rain? Let's go together."
The Thirteenth Young Master of Miao Street: "Needless to say, I haven't received the invitation and I don't need to give a red envelope. Don't contact me for such things that require red envelopes in the future, otherwise I will block it."
Guanzhong Prawns: "Same as above."
One day is one day: "Same as above."
Red Beef Noodle: "…"
Well, the most important thing about this matter is this, the red envelope issue, and if this kind of red bomb can be avoided, it will be avoided.
Besides, they did not call it, and the Hongsau Beef Noodle, his good friend Liu Hong, was sent a red bomb. There was no way, so I could only ask him to communicate, mainly because I wanted to ask him if he had received it, but I didn't really want him to join me.
After ending the conversation between gay friends group, Lin Yuan looked at his phone again. Did you really fail?
Forget it, go to bed first. It's already so late now. If you have anything to think about it tomorrow, I can't figure it out now. As for the ability to sleep, he feels that he will not lose to anyone. As long as he touches the pillow, he will be able to fall asleep within three seconds.
While he was sleeping, his phone began to emit a faint light, as if there was some wonderful change in the world, but he couldn't see it, and even if he saw it, he couldn't feel it.
At this time, he was dreaming, dreaming that he flew to the sky and called the wind and rain, with a group of little fans following him, but later a woman who was so charming appeared, and then...
I got up, brushed my teeth and washed my face, took a bottle of Happy Water in the refrigerator, ate a package of Happy Potato Chips, and prepared to start watching live broadcasts online, chasing fans, playing games, etc. on a daily basis.
But after sitting on the computer chair, he remembered that he seemed to understand the demon refining tower first and then live a leisure life, no, it is to cultivate immortals.
Yes, if you encounter such an opportunity and don’t practice immortality, it is a waste of the opportunity given by God and will be struck by lightning.
"Little Tata, tell your master quickly, you have the skills to cultivate immortals, you don't have to be too awesome, you just need to let the master overthrow an army by himself."
Lin Yuan stared at the Demon Refining Tower on the table and talked to the Demon Refining Tower, but no matter what he said, the Demon Refining Tower had no response. So he took the Demon Refining Tower and started stroking it, and there was no reaction in various heart-to-heart talk.
Damn, what's the point of asking for you!
Lin Yuan picked up the Demon Refining Tower and wanted to throw it out the window, but in the end he couldn't bear it, so he put it down and studied it slowly in the future.
At this moment, his cell phone made another sound, a sound that made him feel so soft that it made him feel weak, and he said in a straight voice-
"Hongsau Beef Noodles: @克官网址克官网, Fatty, are you dead? You haven't replied to me for a long time?"
Wait, when will the group chat have automatic voice broadcast function? And, what's going on with this sound? Why is it so nice, it sounds better than the voices of my wives.
Lin Yuan picked up his phone and saw the message above. It seemed that the class beauty Lin Na was going to treat her to dinner. It was time tonight!!
Although Lin Yuan doesn’t want to give red envelopes, he can eat the big meal he invites. Of course, there is no problem. He can go missing after eating.
However, this seems not to be the point, the focus is on his phone. What was going on with the sound just now? If he hadn't experienced the Demon Refining Tower, he would only think that the system or software has been upgraded, but now he wouldn't think so.
Could it be that my phone has undergone a strange change?
At this time, a message popped up in the group again.
Guanzhong Big Prawn: "The fat man must block you, you don't have to shout."
No sound like that just now!
"It's strange, why is there no sound this time?" Lin Yuan was a little confused.
"Master, do you want me to repeat the information you saw?"
At this time, the sound appeared again, which was made by the mobile phone, and Lin Yuan's heart began to be unable to hold back.
"You, have you become a monster?" Lin Yuan asked.
"I'm not a monster, I'm a fairy!" The phone said in a soft voice, very tempting sound, which made Lin Yuan, the fat man, feel happy just by listening to this sound.
"Yeah, you are indeed a fairy. Is this voice yours?"
"Of course--not!"
When talking about the first two words, the voice is still the same as before, but when the latter words are a little bit stingy and it is hard to tell whether it is a man or a woman.
"Are you male or female?"
"I don't know either, I think I should be a girl, like this..."
A girl appeared on her phone, with blonde hair in red, holding a sword...
"Stop making trouble, this is my wife, one of your mistresses." Lin Yuan immediately shook his head and rejected it.
"Master, do you want to marry me?" The girl on the screen blinked at Lin Yuan, as if she was alive, which gave Lin Yuan an illusion of talking to this girl, what an exciting picture.
"What a joke?" Lin Yuan said seriously.
"Don't the master?" said the blonde girl on the screen.
"It's not that I don't want to, but I've married you a long time ago! Look, the marriage certificate!" Lin Yuan took out a marriage certificate, which was really his marriage certificate with the girl. Of course, this is fake.
“…”
"Okay, I don't care if you are a male or female. Can you tell me what can you do?" Lin Yuan was a little looking forward to it. Yes, this is the most important thing.
"I can make phone calls, watch videos, and take pictures..."
"Stop, what you said is also true for ordinary mobile phones. What I want to ask is that ordinary mobile phones don't know. For example, can you use the intrusion system to control various electronic equipment?" Lin Yuan asked. If there is this function, haha, I can walk sideways in this world.
"Won't!"
"Will you generate an app by yourself, make a game or system and other things to make money for me?"
"Not even!"
"That……"
"Won't!"
“…”
Lin Yuan asked a lot and found that this phone did not know anything except the function of the phone.
"Forget it, at least you are stronger than other phones." Lin Yuan was very disappointed. Could it be that the demon refining tower was too weak and the monsters refined were also weak?
"Master, you are wrong. I can't compare to those powerful phones."
"Why?"
"Because my own conditions are so weak, just like you, the same person, and the same nine years of compulsory education, why are they so outstanding but you are so ordinary? The reason is the same."
“…”
It was so heartbreaking that I was scolded by my phone!
Chapter completed!