Yes, I read it right.

The other party's leather pants were opened so that he could see the color of the pants.

It can really blind your eyes.

"Am I meeting a pervert? Or is it a mentally ill person who came out from where?" Ye Dou's head was covered in cold sweat, and he couldn't help swallowing, and his little heart was thumping.

My body is extremely weak and it is difficult to walk, and I don’t have any extra strength on my body.

It can be said that even an ant can't be killed. If you continue like this, if you really encounter a pervert, you may not be able to protect your daisy.

By the way, would anyone have a heavy taste and fall in love with a bald guy like him who doesn’t even have eyebrows?

"Huh!"

At this time, the man wearing a leather jacket and a crotch pants seemed to have noticed something and said strangely: "You are seriously injured? I'll take you to the hospital now! We must hurry up!"

After saying that, the other party rushed over and hugged Ye Dou.

"Hey, I don't want to go to the hospital? Let me go!" Ye Dou became anxious.

Because the other party hugged him as soon as he came up!

Yes,

It turned out to be a fucking princess hug!

You know, he always hugged others, and the ones he hugged were girls. I didn’t expect that a man would be hugged by the princess today.

And he is also a man wearing open-crotch pants and hugging himself.

So embarrassing!

What a shame!

I really want to find a hole to get in!

The man wearing a tight-fitting pants and tights panting, panting and carrying Ye Dou onto a 50% new tricycle parked on the roadside. He panting and put Ye Dou behind him, complaining to himself: "It's so heavy, is it because I haven't eaten meat recently?"

After taking a deep breath, he covered Ye Dou with a coat, covering the other party's key parts.

Then he hurriedly rode a tricycle and stepped onto a road: "Don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital right away. Brother, how did you hurt yourself? Was it attacked by some monster?"

"Uh, ah..." Ye Douhan replied to the other party vaguely.

The man kept stomping on his feet and muttering: "If I hadn't seen a meteor falling here early in the morning, I wouldn't have discovered you. By the way, the meteor had gone where it was, and it was probably the first to climb. You should have been affected by the meteor and were injured..."

"Well……"

Ye Dou simply lay behind the tricycle and gasped slightly in front of the sky.

Since obtaining the soul ring, he has never been as useless as he is now. He feels like a sea cucumber that has not eaten for only ten years, and his whole body is soft.

Soon, he saw a modern metropolis standing in front of him.

From a distance, the city is full of skyscrapers, extending from the city a road. Many cars of different colors and shapes are driving in and out of the city and moving along the main road towards the distance.

The tricycle entered the city along the path, and the surroundings were full of traffic. Many buildings were very futuristic and technological. In addition, various billboards could be seen from time to time on the road. These billboards were not stars, but people wearing tight clothes and masks.

"Is this a parallel world again? Who are these strange guys? I feel like Song Bing, Haima and the others?" Ye Dou observed around and frowned.

puff!

Suddenly, a strange sound filled Ye Dou's ears.

Puff puff puff...

He didn't care at first, thinking that the engine was making a sound. After a while, he realized that the sound was constantly ringing.

If you think about it carefully, the tricycle is obviously started with a human-powered foot, where did the engine come from?

And the sound is like a fart sound.

"Hey, what is the sound of this? Who is farting?" Ye Dou asked with some confusion.

The man who was pedaling a bicycle in front of him was silent. After a while, he slowly turned around and asked, "Hey, haven't you recognized who I am yet?"

"Who are you? Wearing a mask, half of your face is covered. How could I know who you are?" Ye Dou was very puzzled.

It's certainly the first time he's seen this guy.

Well, this is actually the first time this earth has come.

He doesn't know anyone.

Seeing Ye Dou's confused look, the man shook his head slightly, opened his mouth, shook his head and spit out a long series of rumors:

"St-butt!"

"The qi of life, it runs out if you accidentally."

"One day, the king of Spain was watching a show and smelled a fart and found it very interesting, so he ordered the whole country to fart."

"Whoever makes the sound will be the principal."

"Whoever puts the smell is stinky, become a professor."

"Whoever puts it loudly or smells bad means that whoever has the most backward thoughts!"

The man said that he shook his head, his rhythm was quite rap-like, and he looked like he was having fun. Then he braked suddenly, twisted his body, raised his chest, spread his arms, and made a posture of holding the sun with his hands.

He looked up and shouted: "That's right, I'm the fart man who shook the sky in the legend!"

"Fartman?"

Ye Dou opened his mouth, a little confused.

The other party was dressed very strangely, and was shocked. Now he called himself a fart man. He was already sure that he was definitely mentally ill.

Absolutely mentally ill!

Fortunately, his mind was fast enough and he knew that he could not be provoked by mental illness. He simply had a full acting skills to cooperate with the other party. He couldn't help laughing loudly, "Are you a fart man? Hahahaha... do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?"

The fartman asked strangely.

Ye Dou planned to get into a trick, and a heroic smile appeared on his face, and he said with great confidence: "Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with mercy, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect world peace, and to implement love and the true evil..."

"I am the one who is known as a tree of pear blossoms that crushes the crabapple, and hurts the hearts of three thousand girls!"

He had such a strong momentum and his acting skills were fully developed. Who knew that the fart man laughed so hard that he fell back and laughed out loud, and said, "Hahaha, man, you have nothing to do with learning what Ye Pao Shen's lines. I think you must have watched too many movies about Ye Pao Shen!"

"I heard that there is a movie called [Legend of Ye Pao Shen], which has just been released. I heard that this movie tells the life of Ye Pao Shen. Everything happened in reality. I plan to watch it another day. You must have watched this movie too."

Ye Pao Shen?

What the hell?

Why do you feel so similar to your nickname of Ye Pao King?

Hearing this, Ye Dou felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Ahem, who is Ye Pao Shen you are talking about?" He asked the fart man carefully.

The fart man was asked and was speechless, with an incredible look in his black pupils. He looked at Ye Dou's eyes as if he was looking at a peerless and bizarre flower: "Hey, have you made a mistake? Ye Pao Shen is Ye Pao Shen, don't you know?"

Ye Dou shook his head, indicating that he knew nothing.

The fart man was stunned, so he simply pointed behind Ye Dou and shouted: "Please, brother, the statue of Ye Pao Shen has stood here for twenty years. Do you tell me that you don't know Ye Pao Shen?"

Following the other party's finger, Ye Dou saw a bronze statue more than 20 meters high between him and thirty meters away.

It would be fine if he didn't look at it. When he saw it, he was shocked and couldn't help but tremble all over: "Damn, it's not such a coincidence!"
Chapter completed!