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Chapter 625 There is a mental illness in the toilet

The glaring hero asked Ye Dou to wait, saying that he was going to summon his teammates.

After more than half an hour, the other party did not come out.

Ye Doubai found out boredly around and found that Monroe and the other new heroes were teaching them step by step before, and everyone was having a lot of chatting.

He simply found a young man wearing glasses and asked, "Can you ask how you can see the Sword Master?"

The middle-aged man was too lazy to raise his head, so he just hummed: "I want to see the Sword Master? Why don't you want to see the President of the United States? Go whatever you should do."

"What does this guy mean?" Ye Dou narrowed his eyes.

The other party's attitude was suddenly cold, which made Ye Dou a little puzzled. It seemed that he had not offended this guy.

Why do you look at you ignoring it?

Fortunately, all roads lead to Rome, so Ye Dou got up and left the area, planning to chat with other heroes, prepare to accumulate some connections, and ask for some important information.

After coming to the rest area, there were still many people bragging. He chose a young man with a smile on his face. The other party smiled when talking to others, and it looked very easy to talk to. From the conversation, he learned that this person was called the Smiling Swordsman.

"Hello, Smiling Swordsman, can you chat with you?" Ye Dou stepped forward and said hello.

"Sorry, I'm not available." The other party glanced at the other party, then stood up and left.

Seeing that the other party had a bad face, Ye Dou didn't ask any more questions.

Not long after, he found another female hero with a very good appearance, and the other party was called the lipstick witch. According to observation, this beautiful hero is very popular with male heroes and is enthusiastic and generous. He even talked with two new heroes who have just arrived. He should be a worthy person to talk about.

"Hello, Ye Dou, the black iron-level hero I just became a hero... Can you ask you a few questions?" Ye Dou smiled and tried to contact the other party.

"Haha, sorry, I'm very busy."

As a result, the lipstick beauty glanced at her and then buried her head in the small mirror, dressed up, completely ignoring Ye Dou's existence.

He just wanted to ask how he could get rid of Jian Ji. He didn't expect the other party to be so embarrassed that he would be so embarrassed.

Isn’t this a typical hot face and cold butt?

In fact, the high-looking face of the lipstick witch face is mostly painted with makeup. If you have a single-round appearance, even Yang Mimi doesn’t know how many times more beautiful than her, and she can kill the other person in seconds. Moreover, the other person’s butt is not as erect as Yang Mimi…

Thinking of the peach buttocks, Ye Dou had goose bumps all over his body and thick breath came out from his nostrils.

Gulugulugulugulugulu...

Just as he was fantasizing about the beautiful opposite sex, his stomach was churning, and he felt vaguely that there were hundreds of elephants rushing in his abdomen, trampling on his intestines frantically, trying to break through the obstacles and rush to the new world.

Damn!

Brother has diarrhea!

In order to save souls and make more money, I went to eat Boss Song's Ye Pao Shen Ramen in the morning.

I don’t know if Boss Song doesn’t want to come by himself, so he added ingredients to the ramen. His steel-like stomach and intestines couldn’t bear it and started to have a stomachache.

I thought it would be fine to eat more bowls of ramen in other people, but who knew that retribution is coming now.

Boss Song, that stingy guy, must have added ingredients to the noodles.

The elephant in his belly was still making a fuss, and Ye Dou immediately used the Lingbo Microstep, rushed through the crowd, quickly entered the bathroom, and then began to release the elephant who was making trouble in his belly.

Plop, plop, plop...

Wow, it's so cool!

I want to recite a poem.

I eat a large persimmon every day, and nine thousand elephants are in my belly.

The flying flow down three thousand feet, which was suspected to have fallen into a cesspool in the Yellow River.

Ahem, I’m literary!

Perhaps it was because I ate too much at noon that the elephants in my stomach were endless, and I sat for more than half an hour until Ye Dou felt exhausted and his legs were paralyzed, which was barely over.

At the same time, a stinking smell filled the surroundings, making people feel dizzy when they smelled.

"I had known that I shouldn't have been greedy, so I was plotted against me." Ye Dou wanted to pull him up.

Just then, someone pushed the door and entered the toilet.

More than one person should have come in after hearing the sound of footsteps. With the sound of water coming out, several people started chatting.

A familiar man's voice came: "That's right, this toilet is really smelly..."

"This is a toilet, it would be strange if it doesn't smell bad. Lao Pan, the new Black Iron-level hero is very awesome. I heard that he made a lot of noise when he first came, and he was a talent." A sharp voice came.

"Talent? He is just a guy who can speak out. How can he be considered a talent? I think he won't jump for long." Old Pan's voice came.

"That's right. That boy didn't know who Prince Rose was. He actually scolded Prince Rose and went straight to the hospital. He would definitely be unlucky. We don't have to pay attention to him, anyway, he disappeared soon." Another voice said.

"I don't think much of this kid. His superpowers are very weak. I heard that it seems that he needs to be verbal to start. It's nothing to a real superhero. If this kid doesn't grow up in the future, he will be killed by Prince Rose." Another man's voice sounded.

"Haha, why don't we bet, when will this kid leave automatically?" the voice laughed.

"Okay, then let's bet, I bet he will leave within two months of internship."

"He's not going to last for two months, and I bet he will be forced back by Prince Rose in one month."

"I said it for half a month because I will take special care of him, hahaha."

...

The three of them were chatting in the smelly toilet. They didn't know that Ye Dou was sitting behind them. They heard clearly and clearly.

Damn!

No wonder these heroes are extremely indifferent to me, it turns out that it is because of the rose prince.

Who said I would leave automatically?

Who says my abilities are trash?

Want to help teach me a lesson?

Would I be afraid of you?

You guys are waiting for me, so that you can see how powerful you are in the future!

puff!

With a fart, the elephant rushes in her stomach again. Ye Dou, who had just stood up, sat down again and continued to detoxify with a frown.

Oh my God, the earth!

How long will it take for me to squat here?

Puff puff puff...

Ah, Nishiba!

Is the sound so loud? Is this the rhythm of the stomach and intestines popping out?

Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff...

No, is this the rhythm of becoming a fartman?

"One disc, the butterfly!" Ye Dou couldn't help but scream.

He was scattering farts unscrupulously, and he frightened a guy in the toilet to his anus tighten his anus. The faucet turned around and the water flow that was originally unobstructed was directly peed on his pants. In the end, he didn't even have time to pull the zipper of his pants, and then he rolled out of the bathroom without even having time to pull the zipper of his pants, and he urinated all over the floor.

This guy complained wildly in his heart.

Grass!

Why are you so unlucky?

There is a mental illness in the bathroom!
Chapter completed!
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