"Who do you have contraceptive pills?"

Ye Dou's roaring sound echoed around, deafening, resounding throughout the building, making everyone around him unsteadily stand and shaking, and tinnitus appear.

grass!

This voice is so loud that the eardrum is almost blown.

Many people at the scene covered their ears and had a headache.

For a moment, the surroundings were silent, and they could hear even a needle falling to the ground.

The baby stopped crying, and the mother stopped wailing. Halfway through giving birth, the mothers clamped their legs, took a deep breath, and sucked the child back.

This sound is so terrifying.

The silence lasted for a full twenty seconds.

A man with sunglasses sneaked into the operating room, stuffed Ye Dou a small pill, and then slipped out again.

The person who came was the culprit. Comrade Glimps.

When he came outside the operating room, he couldn't help but pat his chest: "After all, I'm far-sighted and prepared."

It turns out that the staring hero has the habit of carrying contraceptive pills with him.

And I carry a lot of contraceptive pills.

This is a bloody lesson.

Although he has sunglasses blocking his ability, his ability will be reduced a lot, and he will hardly make people around him pregnant because of glaring.

But he likes to look at beauties. When he sees a beautiful figure, his ability will increase exponentially, so these beauties will also be at risk of getting pregnant. Once he notices that the beauty is strange, he will immediately give him a birth control pill to avoid asking him about the abortion fee in the future.

Because he was young and ignorant, he went to a car show to admire the beauty. As a result, in one day, in addition to drinking seven or eight bottles of milk, he also glared over forty car models with fair skin, beautiful and long legs and became pregnant.

Later, he almost lost all his money to compensate these car models for the surgery, abortion and nutritional expenses.

Therefore, the contraceptive pills are carried with you so that you won’t fall into trouble.

Ye Dou took the birth control pill and felt like he was treasured.

Goldfinger!

Enlightenment!

The birth control pill immediately emitted a dark golden light, and Ye Dou couldn't wait to take the birth control pill.

Then I felt a rush to the building.

wrong!

This is the elephant's feet rushing in its body.

It is not one or two elephants, but hundreds of elephants are crazily storming, destroying and unrivaled.

Thousands of elephants seemed to be looking for a catharsis, running wildly in his stomach, roaring and roaring.

Ye Dou seemed to hear the call of the elephant group, their journey was the sea of ​​stars!

So he used the Lingbo Microstep, rushed to the bathroom, and immediately started the horse stance combat mode.

Step on both sides of the Yellow River

Hold state secrets

Extremely strong strafing ahead

The artillery fire in the rear

...

Well, simply put it, it's a squat.

You ask why you squat?

Because men have no birth canal.

This is the only way to have a baby.

Only come out of the chrysanthemums.

Unless your child is an alien, he will have a caesarean section automatically, with the function of phagocytosis.

Of course, Ye Dou, if he is the opposite sex, cannot be born because he has thick skin.

Ahem, physiological knowledge can only be popularized so much.

Click until it is, otherwise it will be harmonious, everyone understands.

Ye Dou is very sure that he is the number one existence in human history. This refers not to martial arts and combat effectiveness, but to have a child, actually pulling out the child.

Yes, when it comes to men giving birth, he has become an unprecedented great existence.

Plop, plop, plop...

Wow, it's so cool!

But why does it seem like it's endless?

He was very depressed and speechless because the elephant in his belly began to stop, but he sat for more than half an hour until he felt exhausted and his legs were paralyzed.

He could squat until he fainted even after squatting in the pit. This was the first time he had encountered it since he practiced martial arts.

However, he could feel that a giant elephant had not yet run out of the chrysanthemum.

"Hey, hey, are you mistaken? The speed is so slow, is this going to last me to death?"

Ye Dou was speechless. He had never been constipated. Now he always knew what it felt like to be constipated.

Qi and fortune Dantian.

Well, there is actually no qi in the dantian.

After ten minutes of stalemate, Ye Dou's eyes widened and suddenly jumped hard.

puff!

With a fart, the elephant collapsed again after a long time.

The elephant seemed to feel the call of her father, and suddenly jumped out without any warning.

Ye Dou felt that he was instantly liberated.

The feeling of the clouds clearing and the sunrise, the bitterness comes and the sweetness comes, and finally the liberation is really great.

"My mother...bah, I finally pulled it out. I'm so happy!"

Ye Dou let out a long sigh and felt what it means to be refreshed and relaxed.

At this moment, he really wanted to pay tribute to those who were constipated... no, no, to those mothers who were pregnant for ten months.

Dear mothers, it turns out that having a baby is so hard, you have worked so hard.

By the way, I would like to thank my rectum, cecum, small intestine, large intestine... and the most laborious comrade chrysanthemum, which is finally over!

After a moment of gasping, he slowly stood up and looked back with curiosity and nervousness.

It would be fine if he didn't look at it, but after he looked at it, he shivered all over.

Because there is a meat ball inside, a meat ball bigger than a fist.

The meat ball was beating slightly, like a living heart, and it was still emitting white heat, and it had a wonderful footstep that had just been released.

"God, is it Nezha that I pulled out?"

Ye Dou felt a dizzy turn.

His eyes couldn't help but turn dark, and he felt a loss of blood, as if he had just gone to the hospital to donate a ton of blood.

Mom, I didn’t tell you that Nezha was pulled out, but she even took away so much blood!

Plop!

Ye Dou didn't stand firmly and sat down on the ground, his eyes turning black.

...

In the dark, a hazy star flashed.

He seemed to see a strange dark golden planet, full of dark golden flames.

And the outer circle of this dark golden star seemed to have an independent star surrounding him, looking like a satellite.

This satellite is unique, it looks like it is full of lightning and thunder, and there is also a destructive aura raging on this satellite, very devastating.

“What does this mean?”

Ye Dou didn't understand why.

Just as he was confused, someone pushed his arm.

"Ye Dou, wake up..."

In the dark, Ye Dou felt that someone was calling him.

He tried hard to open his eyes, but found that his eyelids were extremely heavy, but the sound in his ears became louder and louder, and the man pushed his shoulder with his hand.

He suddenly opened his eyes, took a deep breath and found that the star had completely disappeared, and the scenery in front of him was extremely unfamiliar, which made him at a loss.

I was lying on a snow-white hospital bed.

There was a person standing in front of him, wearing black professional makeup, with a beautiful appearance and a graceful figure. His every move was full of charm and maturity.

The person coming was Yang Mimi.

The other party was having a slender and white little hand, stroking the thunder mark on his chest, and the little hand was trembling slightly.

Ye Dou hummed and asked, "Ahem, beauty, what are you touching?"
Chapter completed!