Chapter 636: Ren Suo's Year-End Summary(1/3)
I still have a year-end summary!?
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the Gregorian calendar had already celebrated the New Year, and the lunar calendar was about to celebrate the New Year.
This year, it is indeed time for him to conclude.
Clicking on this system notification, the main interface changed into a dim room. Although it was rendered in a cartoon style, Ren Suo could still tell at a glance that the room layout was very similar to his own living room.
In the dark room, a figure walked over and sat on the sofa. The screen then lit up, becoming the only light in the darkness.
"It's a small world with endless fun"
There is a line of small print below:
"2018 Annual Game Report"
Then there are a few big words that seem very sensational:
"It's nice to play with you"
Ren Suo had a dark look on his face. Does the "you" that "can play you" refer to himself or the Small World Game Console?
There is also a line of small words in the lower left corner: "Easter egg on the last page: Find the person who will become the protagonist of your life."
Ren Suo had a vague feeling that this year-end report might not be friendly to him.
Sure enough, when you turn to the second page, the Small World game consoles pour firepower on any cable without reservation:
"This year"
"You have played 14 games in total"
"Your playing style doesn't have any technical content. You only spend money on gold and you're keen on having fun in the middle of the night."
"You really want to leave memories in the world, but your strength is so embarrassing, but you haven't given up, even if you let the game character show off, you still have to show off."
"Hey! Why can't I play with the technical content!? Krypton gold, krypton gold is also a plug-in that I bought with real money! Gou, can the game be called Gou? That's called development, it's called strategy, it's called late stage!
"
Ren Suo pointed at the screen and retorted angrily, as if the operator of the Small World Game Console was hiding behind the screen: "I didn't mean to pretend. I made up a cool origin for the game characters, so that it would be easier for them to do things in the future.
Ah. This makes it convenient for them, I can also be a middleman to earn some information price difference, and the country’s intelligence department can also make a living. This is the best of both worlds!”
"Let's see how you can slander me!" Ren Suo continued to read angrily.
The picture focuses on the blurry figure sitting on the sofa. First, a word pops up: "Goddess"
"In 2018, the game character you created on the Small World console received the most praise: Goddess"
"It follows that you are a goddess type player"
"Sure enough, men know how to tease men better."
Here are a few more examples of reviews:
"The goddess blooming on the snow-capped mountains" "If you are a strong person, you can climb 10,000 meters".
"Food, color, food and color, food is you, sex is also you" "Ghosts Walking in the Night".
"I am Jian Gugu, you are my wife" "The Hand of Destiny".
Ren Suo vomited blood, this small world game console took it out of context!
There are also a lot of men in his game characters! The handsome ones include the killer Ren Han, the ugly ones include the Explorer, the fat ones include Zhao Zili, the Western ones include the Magician, the hairy ones include the Monkey King, and there is even a mysterious one.
The extremely luxurious Black Coffin Demon King.
But the problem is that men will directly praise and evaluate female characters, while women's praise of male characters is not so direct. Instead, they like to use other methods, such as writing fan fiction about these handsome male characters.
People like Ren Han, the Asgard Killer, and the Explorer all belong to the Asgard, and the probability of appearing in the fandom is very high, and the various attributes of play are indicated in the title. Ren Suo almost accidentally did it when he was looking up information and writing papers to become a tax thief.
I was pulled into another world by these fanfics.
You knew it was fan fiction, so you avoided the head office, right? It didn't work. When Ren Suo looked up the picture information, he could still see fan art, which was much more exciting than text. Fortunately, Ren Suo was blind and randomly selected one of the parties as a woman.
At least you can deceive your own mind and prevent yourself from falling into an illusion.
Anyway, the evaluation of Small World Game Console is untrue! Because men are all fans of female characters, they all believe that female characters are idol goddesses, which leads to Ren Suo being evaluated as a goddess.
If the weight of fan works created by female fans is increased, then Ren Suo can get rid of the evaluation of "goddess" and become the one in the eyes of female fans...
Ren Suo's mind flashed through the fan fiction and comics he had read before, and he fell into deep thought.
Forget it, a goddess will be a goddess.
"June 1st is probably a very special day."
"On this day, you broke into the game plot for the first time because of a woman."
"And I almost fell in love with the game character."
Ren Suo recalled for a moment, wasn't this the day when he and Dong Chengling went to Tianjing to open the space door and see the nine-tailed fox?
Shit, he never thought about breaking into the plot at first, but at that time Dong Chengling would awaken the space spell at any time, and he saw Dong Chengling broke his leg for some reason in the game, so he just
I spent those days guarding Dong Chengling.
At that time, he originally just wanted to see Dong Chengling's awakening spell and help her avoid the bad luck that might change her life.
Looking back now, Ren Suo changed Dong Chengling's small misfortune, but from that day on, he also became Dong Chengling's fate.
"On July 5th, this day you finally fell into crisis because of seeking death, and almost ruined the pre-plot of the game."
"What you were thinking about at that moment was still a woman."
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth. At that time, he also remembered. When he was conquering "The Magician Under the World Tree", he and Gu Yueyan once went to Ailan Lake in Xiangshi. It happened to be
Encounter the arrival of the first secret realm.
Then Gu Yueyan was deceived by the Holy Grail and fell into the lake, so Ren Suo had to risk his life to save her.
This was obviously a good deed for which he deserved the little red flower for his bravery, but the Small World Game Machine said that Ren Suo had a ulterior motive and deliberately committed suicide.
He is a safety person, he does not associate with dangerous people, does not go to dangerous places, and does not do dangerous things... When he held Gu Yueyan in the lake and helped her to give artificial respiration, he did so in a very simple way.
idea!
Although he now has impure thoughts when he thinks of Gu Yueyan... But he used to be very innocent!
"This year, you will spend 15% of your time immersed in the dreamy and beautiful game world."
"I spend 44% of my time with other women."
"40% of your time is spent sleeping and having fun."
"You still have 1% of your time to practice and work."
"... If you slander like this, you will lose me as a player." Ren Suo did not accept the statistics of Small World Game Console on him: "How could sleeping and playing take up so much of my time? I obviously don't sleep much, and there are
48 hours!”
"44% of your time is spent with other women? How can there be so much? Do you regard Zhao Huo as a woman?"
"I definitely spend more than 15% of my time playing games!"
Except for the last statistic, Ren Suo questioned all other statistics.
However, all the adulterers who were caught in bed said, "I don't have it, I don't have it." The Small World Game Console ignored him at all and continued to play the year-end summary:
"This year, which game have you read the most?"
""The World Upside Down""
"In just 20 days, you have loaded files more than 1,000 times and played more than 200 hours."
"Among all the games, "Upside Down" seems to have a special meaning to you."
Ren Suo was slightly startled.
"still remember"
"Isn't it the rebel in "My Life Is Not Your Game"?"
"You used to like to use him to type and talk, and you made clear arrangements for him."
"Looking forward to your next collaboration with him"
"What the hell!" Ren Suo was so angry that he wanted to raise the handle and smash it over.
Small World Game Console must have done this on purpose!
At that time, it deliberately obscured the relationship between the rebels and Ren Suo and covered up the background of the game in order to deceive Ren Suo.
And ‘looking forward to your next collaboration with him’?
what is this?
Threat or warning of crime?
"This year, Luna from "The Night of the Hunt" spent 91 hours with you."
"Luna is the game character you have spent the longest time with, and is also your second favorite game character of the year."
"You had a total of 666 intimate encounters with Luna."
To be continued...