We didn't get home until almost 11 o'clock. As soon as Ren Suo came back, he handed the gifts to his parents.

Dad Ren immediately took the things to the study, took pictures, unpacked them, and posted them on WeChat Moments. Mom Ren raised her eyebrows and asked, "Don't you...don't buy anything else when you go to the mall? For example, chocolates or something?"

Ren Suo said: "I don't like eating chocolate."

Ren's mother looked at Ren Suo with wide eyes, as if she saw a roasted pig running on the ground, and the pig's trotters were brine, as if the four hooves would be split into five pieces in the next second.

Ren Xingmei, who had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, said with a smile: "I don't like chocolate either, right? Why buy some chocolate?"

Ren's mother was hesitant to speak, but she finally returned to the room with the SK-II suit. Ren Suo gave the "Demon May" game disk to Ren Xingmei and asked strangely: "You really don't like eating chocolate.

Really? I thought you liked Ferrero Rocher..."

"That's because you gave it to me," Ren Xingmei wiped her long hair with a towel and said, "You don't give me bad chocolate... help me blow dry my hair."

"Then what do you like to eat?"

"I like to eat broad beans, the mustard-flavored kind."

Ren Suo raised his eyebrows. He also likes broad beans, but he likes crab roe flavor. He didn't expect his sister to like mustard flavor.

So preferences for this kind of thing are really different for everyone.

When he returned to the bedroom, he saw Black Cat watching a video on his tablet. Ren Suo said hello to her, then he lay on the bed and took out his phone to edit a message and send a group message: "Do you have any gifts you want for Valentine's Day? By the way, this is

My wish list, if you want to give me a gift, just choose whatever you want."

Let’s not talk about what to do on that day, but gifts must be prepared in advance. In the past, it was okay if we didn’t have to celebrate the festival, but now we have to celebrate the festival and not express it, just like not asking for leave during Qingming Festival, I feel vaguely at a loss.

Ren Suo hates giving gifts the most, but now gift-giving has inevitably become one of his daily tasks, so he is ready to make a wish list and let the other party look at it and place an order.

This wish list includes physical and virtual items, ranging from 30 yuan/month Junk Cloud membership to tens of thousands of the latest graphics cards, with everything in various price ranges. Anyway, Ren Suo was sure that he would be happy with whatever he received, so he decided not to let it go.

The other party also suffers from the torture of 'thinking about giving gifts' and directly gives the wish list to the other party.

However, it seems, perhaps, that he is the only one who thinks as neatly and efficiently as he does.

First, Mr. Mu wrote back: "I will not give you a gift, nor will I buy you a gift from that unromantic wish list."

"If you insist on asking me for something, then the gift I want is this→"

Mr. Mu sent a picture. On the picture were two red books titled ‘marriage certificates’.

Ren Suo: "... Let's be reasonable. The Civil Affairs Bureau must have been fully booked that day."

Mr. Mu: "Haha, who am I?"

When Ren Suo thought about it, he realized that he was stupid - Qiao Muyi was the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau. She would not do illegal and criminal things such as robbing a man from a wealthy family and hiding his husband in a golden house, but it was still very simple to join the queue in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

of……

Ren Suo: "But I'm afraid that I will trigger the criminal law. Can we first see if the Xuanhui Congress promulgates a new marriage law that adapts to the changes in monk society..."

Mr. Mu: "Okay, you want to have bigamy before you get married. You are indeed Xiao Suo who wants to stay with me forever."

Why?

Ren Suo felt something was wrong. Although there were cold words on the screen, Qiao Muyi seemed to be particularly flammable and explosive today.

No, Qiao Muyi said very little in the routine contact over the past two days. She said good night to Ren Suo and ended the conversation. Ren Suo thought she was tired from practicing, but now that she thinks about it, it feels like she is holding back her anger.

Now I'm afraid that the three-level anger gauge is finally full, and I want to lock myself in the secret of super sure-kill.

"You're angry?"

"Why am I angry?"

"Then let's get the certificate."

The other party was silent.

"What certificate do you need?"

"Marriage certificate."

"The two of us?"

"The two of us."

"real?"

"real."

"Didn't you lie to me?"

"If I were to lie to you, I would eat roast duck that I couldn't finish in three days during the Chinese New Year."

After a while, Mr. Mu asked, "What about Chengling and Yueyan?"

"Yueyan is too young to get one. I will ask Chengling later and get another one if she is willing." Ren Suo replied seriously: "Don't worry, I have a way to solve the problem of bigamy, but we have to wait.

It’ll take a few days.”

Ren Suo has thought about it. After he clears the level and has time to summon, he can use "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" to summon the virtual master Irina, let her invade the Xuanguo network and conceal Ren Suo's crimes. Wouldn't it be wonderful?

.

"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi +999."

Mr. Mu: "I tell you, I'm really angry now."

Ren Suo: "I was wrong. Can you tell me what you want so that I can buy it to make amends for you."

Mr. Mu: "If I really want something, I will buy it myself. Why should you give it to me? Similarly, if you want something, just ask me for it directly. I will buy it for you, but I won't

I’ll give it to you as a surprise gift. Have you ever thought about what gift you can give me?”

Ren Suo: "I thought about it. I drank coffee in Guangming Square for an hour and a half, and I kept thinking about what gift to give."

Mr. Mu: "Then what is the result of your thinking?"

Ren Suo: "Nothing, I've been thinking about you for half an hour."

On the other side, Qiao Muyi, who was lying on the sofa holding an orange cat and playing with her mobile phone, couldn't help but click her tongue when she saw this sentence.

"Then what were you thinking about for the other hour..."

Qiao Muyi thought for a while and decided to delete this boring sentence. But she was so angry that she grinded her teeth and made a grunting sound, which scared the orange cat Xiao Suo's father-in-law to meow and step on his breasts to please his own shit-sweeper.

"Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi, you have to be ruthless to force him!" Qiao Muyi said viciously and threw the orange cat in his arms into the air, which frightened the orange cat into barking loudly.

Then Qiao Muyi grabbed the air, bound the orange cat floating in the air with invisible magic, and slowly dragged it back to Qiao Muyi's arms, scaring the orange cat to the point where it almost lost a pound of body weight.

Mr. Mu: "You said it nicely [○｀Д′○], on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, did you and Cheng Ling already meet their parents? Did you also discuss matters such as having a child?"

Ren Suo subconsciously wanted to ask, 'How did you know?', but after thinking about it, he felt there was no need to ask, so he answered directly: "Well, that's true. Were you angry about this before?"

Mr. Mu: "Fortunately you are not in front of me, otherwise I would have let you know how angry I am."

Ren Suo scratched his head, feeling that Qiao Muyi was still holding back her anger, and typing online would only give her more time to target, so she called directly.

The first time I was hung up, the second time I was hung up, and the third time I got through: "I only give you time to say one sentence."

"Are we going to travel the world before we think about having kids?"

"..." Qiao Muyi was silent for a moment and said seriously: "Xiao Suo, do you think I am so easy to fool?"

"No, you are angry that I have discussed with Cheng Ling the issues related to having children, so why don't I talk to you about having children now..."

Qiao Muyi: "What I'm angry about is that you want to have children with other women. Why can't you follow me and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to sign?"

"Then... in order to express our apology, from now on we will only have fun and not have children?"

"No, I like children."

"Then...just have one child? Do you like a girl or a boy?"

"No, at least give birth to two, preferably a boy and a girl."

Qiao Muyi, who had lost her parents since she was a child and had to rely on others, unexpectedly had a motherly side in her heart. She lacked love since she was a child. When she grew up, her outlook on things was a little skewed but was corrected by Ren Suo, so she was very eager to raise a few children.

, let them feel the happiness they lacked in childhood.

After discussing the optimal age difference between the two children, Qiao Muyi hung up the phone with a satisfied look on her face, and then suddenly came to her senses - Wait, I was fooled by Xiao Suo!? I was fooled by him just now

A mental attack!?

Then Ren Suo sent another message: "(づ￣3￣)づ╭?~Good night"

"Tsk..." Qiao Muyi muttered: "This guy knows how to act cute..."

But Qiao Muyi thought for a long time and still didn't want to break the happy mood at the moment. She put down her phone, picked up the fat orange cat, put it in her arms and stroked it gently. She lay on the sofa and said softly: "Let's just stop here today, slowly.

Come on, force him to the corner of the bed sooner or later..."

The orange cat's whole body softened and he exhaled a long breath, thankful that another day of stable cat life had passed.

…

…

Dong Chengling's reply was still "Whatever", while Gu Yueyan's reply was "I want a gift made by your own hands."

But similarly, they are both classical lovers like Qiao Muyi, and they are not interested in giving gifts according to Ren Suo's wish list. Instead, they prepare gifts that they think Ren Suo will like. Their emphasis on gifts sets off the character of Ren Suo.
To be continued...