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Chapter 871 High-yielding sow Ren Naiser(1/3)

Tianjing, underground research institute, among Sanling.

Tianjing time, April 13, 23:40.

"What on earth are you doing here?" Ren crossed his fingers and looked down at You Jian who was enjoying his meal with a speechless expression.

"Eat Coke chicken wings, the new product of Golden Arches."

Lying on the lazy sofa, with a bucket full of chicken wings next to him, Youjian, whose hands were full of oil from eating, bit into the crispy skin and tender meat of the chicken wings with his teeth. While eating, he said: "Hey, I should ask if you have eaten

People’s opinions are that this is worse than the spicy wheat chicken wings, but the salt and pepper chicken wings are the best..."

Ren Zuo was speechless: "Didn't you have dinner?"

You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "You need to be hungry before you eat? If you need to poop, why don't you poop? As long as you are willing, you will be hungry anytime."

Ren Zuo twitched his lips: "Okay, you can eat it if you like, but why do you want to eat here?"

You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed: "I'm worried about you. After all, you only have 3 hours left to live, so I'm in a bad mood. I came here to see you off for the last time. I ate Coke chicken wings because I saw this advertisement.

In fact, I also want to eat egg yolk crisps, crayfish, and bean juice..."

Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then spread his hands and said, "I'm going to step back ten thousand steps. Even if you are really in a bad mood, you should not think about food and drink, instead of eating this and that!"

You Jian spit out a chicken bone, flicked it with ten fingers, and used spiritual energy to wash away all the oil stains on his fingers.

He asked casually: "How do you feel?"

Ren Zuo relaxed his body, looked at the computer screen next to the Frozen Throne, and said lightly: "As always."

"Constipated as always?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren Zuo was neither angry nor smiling.

You Jian pondered for a moment and said: "You have already appeared in "Top Secret Files", which means that you should have at least 30 more birthdays. Let me tell you first, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts.

"

Ren Zuo smiled slightly: "Actually, giving gifts is quite interesting. It is a wonderful pleasure to choose a suitable gift for others from your own perspective. For example, I want to give you a tie, and I have already chosen the tie.

, just waiting for your birthday."

You Jian felt confused: "Why did you give me a tie?"

"When you have a tie, you need to wear a shirt, and when you wear a shirt, you need to wear nicer pants. After wearing these, you may change your sports coat and wear an evening dress. When you wear nice clothes, you will naturally correct your bad habits."

Ren Zuo said: "I didn't like eating when I was a child, so my mother bought a set of children's tableware with Pokemon patterns, and I immediately liked eating... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation.

.”

You Jian smiled: "As expected of you, you are full of shit. But if I don't wear a tie, won't I be able to decipher your conspiracy?"

Ren Zuo: "After all, it's a gift from me. You have to be considerate of it, right?"

You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I'm robbing houses and slaying demons here. It's most practical to wear sportswear. Wearing an evening dress is not convenient for exercise. Unlike a superior young master like you, I

Just killing people and setting fires is enough to do your best!”

There were so many lies in this game that Ren Zuo was speechless for a moment, so he had to smile bitterly and said: "Okay, okay, whatever you want."

You Jian said, "But what you said is right. Giving gifts can make others change in the direction you want. For this reason, I can give you a gift."

Renzuo: "Very good, what do you want to give me?"

You Jian: "A little skirt."

Ren Zuo was slightly startled: "Huh?"

You Jian dug his ears, blew a breath, and said: "This kind of strange game is very popular on the Internet recently. It says that women's clothing can only be worn zero or countless times. I even wonder if the eunuch culture is reviving... Didn't you just say

Do you have to respect the gifts that others give you? Let’s do this, if you are willing to wear the clothes I gave you, then I will be willing to wear the tie you gave me.”

Ren Zuo couldn't help but burst out laughing, laughing so hard that tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "How come your mind only works so fast when you're using poisonous tongues and pranks?"

"I just turn slowly at other times?"

"It's not that you turn slowly at other times, it's probably due to brain hardening that you can't turn."

Ren Zuo suppressed his smile and said gently: "That's enough, let's leave, Youjian."

"That's why I let you in. I have clearly said that I will spend these ten hours of darkness quietly and welcome the dawn of tomorrow alone."

"I don't need comfort, but you do make me feel a lot better."

You Jian groaned, stood up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you."

"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled and said: "I didn't expect that the madman at the time has now become a considerate... madman."

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it." You Jian snorted: "Do you think I acted like this on purpose? Yes, I did it on purpose. What I hate most is putting on a mask to cater to others.

.”

"What I look like is what other people see. Whether they like it or hate it, I don't care what they think. I just sing the national anthem at KTV and drink freshly squeezed juice at the bar! This world is a dirty place.

It’s worth wasting even a little bit of energy on my behalf.”

Ren Zuo smiled and said: "They really took you to KTV and bars, and you really went... Hahaha."

"It seems that it was almost two years ago this month. I saw you in a shelter. At that time, you were much more fierce than you are now. You showed your teeth and grinned. Everything you looked at seemed full of shady stories and conspiracies. You were so proud of yourself.

The earth is the enemy of the whole world..."

"But to me, you are just as fierce as you are, and you were defeated by me in just a few rounds."

You Jian twitched the corners of his lips: "That's because I'm recharging my energy to avoid the enemy's edge!"

Ren Zuo shrugged and said: "Yes, and then you came to harass me every day... It was too early at that time, and there were only two awakened people in the shelter. I can't even think of you, a mad dog."

"But now that I think about it, I'm actually glad to have you as a peer. After all, I was in a bad mood at that time. I beat you a lot, which can relieve a lot of my anger..."

You Jian's face was livid, he wanted to take action but didn't dare, but he felt aggrieved if he didn't, with a confused look on his face.

"Maybe we are just two bereaved dogs who hurt each other and share the same problem." Ren Zuo said calmly: "I lost my family and you lost yourself."

You Jian sneered: "That doesn't count as hurting each other. The only one who was hurt was me. And I didn't lose my family. The whole world is not the king's land, and my home is the country."

"Really..." Mr. Ren was silent for a moment and said, "I have always felt that your will has been distorted by past memories. However, because your personality after distortion is better than before, everyone just let you drift.

"

"But over the past two years, I have watched with my own eyes that your edges and corners have been slowly smoothed out, that you can taste truth, goodness and beauty again, and that you have found more goals in life... Maybe I was wrong, and you have long been

Defeated fate."

"You are better than me."

You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at the seats for a while, and suddenly said: "I just compromised."

"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memory, but struggling with it will make my brain turn into a ball of jam, so I compromised, and then slowly digested it, discarding the dross and extracting the essence."

Ren Zuo raised his eyebrows slightly. Is this the best part?

You Jian seemed to be aware of Ren Zuo's thoughts and sneered: "You would never imagine how stupid his bad side is."

"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and even my self-identity changed! It's funny to say that if I were the ordinary me before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all, but after the change

, I hate myself for being such a coward! At worst, I am mentally retarded!"

You Jian looked at Ren Zuo, gritted his teeth and said: "Destiny is meant to be trampled on. I couldn't do it, but it's not bad to see that you, a squatter, can do it!"

Ren Zuo shook his head and smiled: "'Destiny is meant to be trampled on', sounds like 'Banks are meant to be robbed'..."

"And fate is on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly: "With the example of Ren Han in Immortal Palace, and the future 30 years later as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?"

Ren Zuo hummed and said: "I understand and want to understand. You can leave first."

You Jian said: "Maybe you need to pee to see how stupid you look."

Ren Zuo laughed out loud, covered his face with his hands, and said with a wry smile: "I'm starting to wonder, how powerful is your bad side? Is there room for improvement in your badness?"

He stood next to the Frozen Throne, looked up at the starry sky projection on the ceiling, and said, "Youjian, what is the most beautiful way to die that you have ever seen?"

You Jian said: "I penetrated the Tianmen point with my sword, leaving only a small hole in my forehead."

"The most beautiful way of death I have ever seen is when a person snaps and turns into a ball of blood mist." Ren Zuo said: "There is no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing, even the blood mist disappears very quickly.

It dissipates, leaving only the clothes in place, just like some kind of magic show, the person just hides, hiding in a place where he can never be found."

"Simple beauty, without a trace."

"I didn't feel sadness at all at the time. It was only after a long, long time that I realized that those who disappeared were actually buried in the bones and blood of the living, which became the strength for me to continue moving forward."

"And... became my fear."

Chairman Ren took a breath and said: "Leave, I won't let you come, not because I am afraid that you will worry."

"I just don't want you to see my ugly face."

"Save some face for me."

Hearing the pleading hidden in the joke, You Jian nodded expressionlessly, turned around and walked outside.

"They seem to be holding a birthday party for me tomorrow. Give me a face tomorrow and don't have a bad mouth or a sharp tongue...Forget it, can you stop talking tomorrow?"

You Jian stood still: "Don't speak?"

Ren Zuo nodded: "Don't speak."
To be continued...
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