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Chapter 241

Qin Shou was stunned, then laughed and said, "Don't do this. I see that the rabbits on the mountain are quite fat, so I can give me a bite?"

"No! That's mine!" Chang'e picked up the rabbit, looked fierce and revengeful, and then bit off the rabbit's head...

Seeing this, Qin Shou shuddered and said to himself: Why are the women I have met in the past two days so fierce?

However, Qin Shou was not afraid of Chang'e. He went over and grabbed a beautiful woman in the pavilion and said, "If you don't eat rabbits, I'll eat beautiful women, you can eat beautiful women! Look at this big breast, there must be a lot of information!"

The beauty Qin Shou caught was nothing but someone else, but a villain who was like Chang'e...

When Chang'e heard this, her pretty face turned red, she lifted Qin Shou's big ears and snatched the little man and said, "You eat those small breasts!"

After saying that, Chang'e discovered that something was wrong with this...

Just as I was about to say something, I found that the dead rabbit had grabbed the remaining three beauties and stuffed them into my mouth. While eating, I said, "Well, my breasts are indeed a small size... But they taste good, with the fragrance of plum blossoms, daffodils, and lotus flowers... What a good guy, are you guys who are trying to sell flowers to death?"

Chang'e was speechless again...

The pastries are indeed more delicious than Qin Shou imagined, but he is a typical carnivorous animal and is not tired of eating meat. For others, it doesn’t matter if you eat less.

After breakfast, Chang'e suddenly came over mysteriously and said to Qin Shou: "Yu'er, aren't you guarding the Imperial Garden? Do you know what happened in the Imperial Garden last evening?"

When Qin Shou heard this, he was stunned and said, "Silly girl, when did you gossip so much?"

Chang'e frowned her little nose. Although she didn't know what gossip means, she could only understand after analyzing it. So she said, "I don't want to gossip. The key is that you are not in the Imperial Garden... Such a big noise over there is so scary... Am I worried about you?"

"Really?" Qin Shou held his arms and looked at Chang'e.

Chang'e's face was flushed and her big eyes were watery, but she always blinked her incongruously...

Qin Shou said: "Silly girl, don't you know that when you lie, you always blink a little longer or two more times?"

When Chang'e heard this, her face turned redder and she pinched Qin Shou's fat face and said, "You bad rabbit, do you have to let me tell the truth? Can't you be stupid?"

Qin Shou said: "It's easy to say anything else, but it's not okay to lie!"

Chang'e was silent for a moment, and then said embarrassedly: "Do you think those foods are for free?"

Qin Shou was stunned and pointed at Kong Panzi and said, "No way? Are those silly girls using this to exchange for news?"

Chang'e said helplessly: "I accepted it all, but they just asked me. What can I do? Ah... I would have accepted it if I had known it. Wouldn't it be enough to finish it in that breath?"

Qin Shou felt helpless, but more of it was warm.

Qin Shou knew very well that Chang'e brought it back in packing and naturally shared it with Qin Shou.

Just like Qin Shou, if you have any delicious food outside, you have to deduct one serving and bring it back to Chang'e. This is a reason.

"Can you say it? If you can't say it, don't say it. The noise yesterday was so big, it must be a big deal..." Chang'e came over and asked.

Qin Shou looked at Chang'e, and Chang'e's big eyes flashed a little...

Qin Shou said: "Silly girl, please honestly explain, do you want to know?"

Chang'e blinked her big eyes, obviously she was very curious, but she still said, "I'm fine. If things are big, don't say it. I don't know what I think it is."

Qin Shou grinned, stretched out his claws, pinched Chang'e's little face, and said, "Silly girl, if you want to know, I will tell you. If it were someone else, I won't say it!"

Chang'e's eyes lit up and said, "Really? What exactly happened?"

Qin Shou was about to say something, suddenly the black demon box on his neck trembled, and then a voice rang in Qin Shou's mind: "Rabbit, where is my breakfast?"

Qin Shou was shocked when he heard this sound!

Then I woke up and saw that this was the woman who was like a knife last night!

Then Qin Shou trembled all over and was scared into cold sweat!

This woman is in heaven, and she can contact him so far? So can she hear or see what is happening here?

If she could do it, what about the Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor has no time to calculate, there are so many gods in the Heavenly Court, what if...

Qin Shou thought of the ban Taibai Jinxing mentioned last night, and then thought about the battle that happened yesterday...

Then Qin Shou thought that after the war, this woman could still speak... This shows that the woman is still alive!

She is alive, where is the Jade Emperor?

Did the Jade Emperor die?

No matter what the result was, Qin Shou suddenly realized that it was better not to say what happened last night!

If Chang'e finds out, accidentally lets her mouth go, and the Jade Emperor is not dead, blame him...or, the Jade Emperor and the woman have reached an agreement to kill all the insiders... wouldn't he harm Chang'e?

In short, not telling Chang'e about this is definitely the right choice!

All the years were like sparks in Qin Shou's mind, flashing by, and it didn't take long...

"Rabbit, where is the rice?" The woman's voice sounded again.

Qin Shou quickly replied: "Sister... I haven't started work yet. Can you respect your personal privacy?"

"You are a rabbit, not a human," the woman said lightly.

Qin Shou was speechless again... He found that he was very eloquent, but every time he faced this domineering woman, he would always feel uncomfortable by the ordinary words of this woman!

"Please respect the privacy of a rabbit." Qin Shou said.

"Imperial Garden is mine now, and you are my personal property. Where do you get your privacy? Now, immediately, make breakfast for me! Otherwise, I don't mind stewing rabbits!" the woman said.

Qin Shou said: "I can't starve to death later. The more you urge me, the slower I am."

After the woman was silent for a while, she said, "I'll give you an hour. After an hour, I can't see breakfast, you'll have breakfast."

After saying that, the woman's voice disappeared.

At the same time, the strange feeling that lingers in my mind also disappeared...

Qin Shou knew that the woman had really taken away the idea, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Qin Shou finally understood a truth: this is not the earth, and the means of the great masters here are far from comparable to those of the small technology on earth! He had underestimated these gods before... It would be better to be cautious in the future.

At the same time, Qin Shou was increasingly eager for strength... without strength, he had to make breakfast for others!

If he has the strength, he can shout back with confidence: "You little nymph, come and make breakfast for Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit, I want to have any random breakfast!"

Qin Shou shouted again in his heart, but his face remained silent...

Chang'e saw Qin Shou stunned and thought Qin Shou was organizing language. She stared at her curious big eyes for a while and found that the rabbit didn't say anything at all, so she said, "Yu'er, what are you thinking? Are you still talking?"

Qin Shou shuddered and said with a smile: "Say! Of course!"

"What happened yesterday in the Imperial Garden?" Chang'e asked curiously.

Qin Shou said: "Yesterday, the Jade Emperor went to the Imperial Garden yesterday."

"What then?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou said: "And? Then, coincidentally, there was an extra woman in the imperial garden! That woman looks... not as good as you! But, her temperament... uh, not as good as you!

But if you were picking a big one in the pile of radish, the Jade Emperor didn't know what he thought at that time. Maybe the turtle was attracted to Mung Beans. He drove his Longma Supercar to pick up girls, saying, I'll take you for a ride, and blow the wind on the mountain.

As a result, Queen Mother is here!"

Hearing this, Chang'e covered her mouth and said nervously: "Wouldn't that be a disaster?"

Qin Shou said: "It's not just about to suffer? It's just a slight loss! The sports car was confiscated, and it was called to the top of the mountain by the Queen Mother... The Queen Mother said: 'You want to have a ride, right? Come on, blow enough on the top of the mountain!'"

"What then?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou said: "Then the Queen Mother watched the Jade Emperor blow the wind for two hours..."

Chang'e smiled with a smile: "Really or false? Why do I think this doesn't look like the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother?"

Qin Shou said in his heart: "It's like hell, but the Jade Emperor himself didn't let me tell the truth. I can only make up the rabbit."

Qin Shou continued: "Later, the Queen Mother left and the Jade Emperor came down.

But the Jade Emperor doesn't seem to be in a good mood."

Chang'e smiled and said, "If you weren't going to be in a good mood, right?"

Qin Shou said: "I can't give you a chance to deal with me! I don't even look at other girls except you!"

"You are just poor-mouthed, and the key point is it." Chang'e gave Qin Shou a blank look.

Qin Shou continued: "The Jade Emperor's clothes are a little messy, and there are a lot of thorny things on his knees... I guess, I might have had a quarrel with Queen Mother, and then I was punished by Queen Mother with family rules. For example, kneeling durian, radiator, keyboard, glass sheet, etc.... Of course, they are gods, so the kneeling things must be more advanced.

No matter what, the Jade Emperor was in a bad mood and didn’t even have a palace maid around him... Hey, then again, I don’t seem to have seen any other female fairy around him. Do you think the Jade Emperor has bronchitis?

Uh, okay, I'm off topic.

Anyway, the Jade Emperor was in a very unhappy mood, so in order to have a good time, he beats whatever he sees...

Alas... the imperial garden was smashed! I had known that those flowers and plants would be so harmful to him, so it would be great if I had dug them back... What a pity."

For the first time, Chang'e felt that what Qin Shou said made sense...

"What happened later?" Chang'e continued to ask.

Qin Shou said: "Later? Later, I, the land and the mountain gods ran out, so I don't know the follow-up. However, the Heavenly Court is still there and he has not smashed it. It seems that the anger has been dissipated..."

Chang'e smiled and said, "Although I don't believe it, it's quite interesting. Okay, the time is over, I have to go to Yuying Palace to report it. You should go to the Imperial Garden to see the situation? Come back tonight and tell me about the situation there."
Chapter completed!
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