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Chapter 317 Don't Fight

Qin Shou got up from the ground, looked up at Lu Ban, and was not angry, saying, "Master, do you miss me?"

Lu Ban hummed, "If you bring me a bottle of wine every now and then, I miss you every day!"

Qin Shou said: "Where are you bringing me two days late?"

Lu Ban said: "Continue to think."

Qin Shou: "How many days later?"

Lu Ban didn't say anything, patted De's and said, "It's okay, I've always been convinced by virtue."

Qin Shou: “…”

Lu Yi said: "Master, you said that different ways to drink different wines should also be used in different containers. Can you demonstrate it?"

Lu Ban nodded, glanced at the rabbit and said, "Is there any other wine? Take it out together."

Qin Shou took out a jar of the wine from the sea clan’s wife and said, “Master, how are you going to drink this wine from the sea clan?”

Lu Ban picked up the jar of wine, and with one hand, he jumped onto the De Building and said, "There are of course different ways to drink wine! I'll open your eyes to you today!"

Qin Shou, Lu Yi and Lu Er were curious and looked up at the top.

I saw Lu Ban slapped the mud seal of sea wine with one hand and said, "There are two kinds of wine in the world!"

Qin Shou frowned and said, "There are only two types?"

Lu Ban nodded and said, "Yes! There are only two types, one is delicious and the other is bad! This bad wine doesn't need to be drunk at all, just throw it away. This good wine is naturally of particularity. For example, in this jar, the way to drink it is... use the jar to stuff it in one sip!"

Then Lu Ban raised his head and drank a jar of sea wine!

Then he threw up another jar of wine and continued to drink...

Qin Shou understood it. Lu Ban talked for a long time and was just fooling him...

After drinking the wine in his hand, Lu Ban burped and said, "Oh... this wine is good, but unfortunately it's not the drunkenness of the God of Baccarat. If he could drink such a jar, it would be beautiful..."

Qin Shou said curiously: "Is that wine difficult to get?"

Lu Ban smiled and said, "It's hard to get it? That's impossible! I have been in heaven for so many years and have dealt with the God of Baccarat, but I have only tasted three drops! Even the God of Baccarat himself probably doesn't have much inventory. Peaches are rare, ginseng fruit is also rare, and other immortal products that are on par with them are also rare! They are all used to make wine, so the difficulty is... it's harder than a fool to cultivate immortals!"

Qin Shou grinned. This was the first time he heard this metaphor.

However, if you think about it carefully, it seems that it is harder than climbing to heaven if a fool with very bad qualifications wants to cultivate immortals and become an immortal.

Lu Ban drank two jars of wine, and the alcohol also came up. He pulled the rabbit to the De Building, patted the rabbit's head and said, "You dead bastard, you really left after you leave. Don't you know how to turn back?"

Qin Shou felt a little embarrassed. After all, he really didn't come back to see him often, scratching his head and saying, "Master, am I busy?"

Bang!

Lu Ban slapped over and said, "Busy? Can you be as busy as me? Bastard, I heard you went to the East China Sea a while ago, how about it? Then the old Dragon King didn't bully you, right? If you bully you, take the Master's De Building, don't fight, you must win people with virtue, do you know?"

When Qin Shou heard this, his nose felt sore, and the gods could not descend to earth. Even the old-fashioned gods like Lu Ban were not good.

The most important thing is that there is a very important one in the rules of heaven, that is, if there is any problem between gods, they can only go to Lingxiao Palace to solve the problem, and they cannot make duels in private.

Lu Ban asked Qin Shou to go downstairs to the De building, but it was actually a bit risky. All of this was just a worry that he would be bullied...

Thinking about the fact that he was locked by the thunder chain, the master rushed up and scattered the thunder clouds. The warmth of protecting the calf made Qin Shou's nose more and more sour.

Qin Shou said with a little crying voice: "Master, don't worry... Your apprentice is outside, so you can only bully others, and no one dares to bully me!"

Lu Ban laughed and said, "I did a pretty job! But let me tell you, although we are a bunch of rough people, rough people do not do rough things, and we must convince people with reason in everything."

Qin Shou was stunned and said, "Master, what is the principle you are talking about? I'm a little confused now."

Lu Ban touched Dezilou and laughed: "The truths in the world are bullshit, and all the truths are in this force! Only with strength can one have reason! If you don't have strength, just be justified, that's to be beaten up."

When Qin Shou heard this, he nodded slightly and said, "I understand."

Bang!

Lu Ban slapped again and said, "I understand, why don't you give me wine to your master?"

Qin Shou said speechlessly: "Master, you are unreasonable..."

Lu Ban said: "I am stronger than you, so I am the reason! What? Let me tell you?"

Qin Shou decisively admitted his defeat and took out four jars of fine wine brought from the chef god.

This time, no one in Lu Ban drank, but called Lu Yi, Lu Er, and the four masters and apprentices to sit on the De Building, drinking, and enjoying the slowly rising moon in the sky! It was already midnight when we chatted...

That night, Qin Shou did not go home. The four masters and apprentices were lying on the De Building, placing them in large shapes, bragging so hard that it was almost dawn. Then the four guys snored louder and louder until dawn.

However, at dawn, there was an extra woman next to her, who gently wiped the rabbit's face.

Qin Shou slowly opened his eyes and saw that Chang'e had arrived here at some time. She really pursed her lips and seemed a little angry, and said helplessly: "I won't go home."

Qin Shou grinned and said, "This... I've drunk too much and overslept."

Chang'e pinched Qin Shou's cheek and said, "Is it better?"

Qin Shou nodded vigorously and said, "It must be better, why did you find it?"

Chang'e sat next to Qin Shou and said, "I went to the chef's god to find you. The chef said you didn't go home, so you should be here."

Qin Shou was stunned and said, "He knows?"

Chang'e smiled and said, "When I left, the chef said, you are so stingy. You only bring ten jars of wine to visit the teacher, which is not enough for Master Lu to drink alone."

Before Qin Shou could speak, he heard Lu Ban's roar coming from the side: "Ten Yuans? Rabbit, are you still hiding your own private parts? Where are the other five Yuans? Take it out for me!"

Qin Shou was speechless and smiled bitterly: "Master, I have another master to visit. You have to leave some for me, right?"

Lu Ban was stunned and scratched his head and said, "Is it the Wenquxing in Wenqu Palace in Shushan?"

Qin Shou said: "Ah."

Lu Ban thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I have nothing to give to you as a gift. I will endure this wine first. When will I go? Tell me."

Qin Shou said: "Master, I'll go in a while."

Lu Ban said: "It's better to go now than to go later!"

Qin Shou looked at Lu Ban carefully and said, "Master, aren't you angry with me?"
Chapter completed!
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