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Chapter 82: You Should Not Die

Qin Shou said with a deep face: "What do you know? Ordinary Fei can be a god! A few days later, the Rabbit will take you to have a thrilling game!"

"What's exciting?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou said lightly: "Fly, everyone can do it, but will they do it when the plane crashes?"

Chang'e: "Uh...you can't really be unable to control it, right?"

"Or what if it's going to be? I'm almost vomiting..." Qin Shou shouted bitterly.

"Be careful, fly high!" Chang'e shouted when she saw the auspicious clouds falling straight down.

Qin Shou said bitterly: "I just let it fly high... can't pull it up! The plane crashes... be careful..."

In the sky, a white cloud was spinning in the air with a beautiful arc, drawing circles one after another, falling towards the moon.

Whoosh...

Bang!

A gust of smoke and dust splashed...

"Is something falling down?" Wu Gang looked at the sky with his hand: "Well, it's that dead rabbit. You're dead. I fell to death. I'm going to eat it today. Uh... I didn't die? It turns out that the skin is thick and the flesh is...

"Oh...my waist...Yu'er, you're not the Tengyun fog driving technique, you're a high-altitude suicide..." Chang'e covered her slim waist, and her little face wrinkled in pain.

After complaining, Chang'e touched her waist, touched her buttocks and said in surprise: "Hey... Yu'er, I don't feel much pain when I fall so high! So strange! Oh? Yu'er? Where are you? You won't have any trouble, right? Don't scare me!"

"If you don't get up, it's really a problem... Give me a breath." A voice came from under your butt. Chang'e's pretty face turned red and quickly stood up. When she looked down, she saw a rabbit like a big tack, her head was stuck in the ground, her plump butt was exposed, her short legs and small tail were still shaking.

Chang'e's pretty face suddenly turned red into a red apple. No wonder it didn't hurt. It would be strange if this meat pad hurts so much...

"Help! Pull it out..." Qin Shou tried hard to kick his short legs, but his legs were too fat and too short, and he couldn't reach the ground and couldn't use his strength...

Chang'e looked at this scene and immediately laughed invisibly: "Haha... Yu'er, you should lose weight, you're too fat... Haha... This butt is still twisting..."

Qin Shou: "I also said that your butt is not thinner than mine. If you don't trust the scale, you will have more meat."

Qin Shou wasn't talking nonsense this time. Although his head was stuck in the ground, he still had some perception. Chang'e sat on his butt, and he naturally felt... If he changed the environment, he wouldn't mind feeling it more. But now...

Chang'e gave Qin Shou a blank look. How big is Qin Shou? No matter how fat he is, he is still sure.

Chang'e grabbed Qin Shou's little tail and pulled it hard...

"Aowu..." Qin Shou screamed softly.

"What's wrong?" Chang'e asked with concern.

Qin Shou looked red and shook his head and said, "It's okay... it's a bit exciting..."

Qin Shou had already discovered that his little tail was extremely sensitive and it felt so sore when caught. Now he was caught again, and he was deeply touched... In his eyes, he doubted whether the bird at home had grown into the wrong position...

But he couldn't say this to Chang'e, just pay attention to not being able to grab the tail in the future. It's too exciting...

"Okay, stop making trouble, go home, relax... I want to have a good sleep!" Chang'e stretched her waist, and her slender waist stretched out suddenly. Qin Shou's eyes lit up and thought to herself: This figure is really good...

"Can you sleep?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou thought about it and slept separately when he went back. There was no advantage to take. So he simply shook his head and said, "I won't go back now. I will practice the magical power of flying clouds and fog, so it will be more convenient for us to go out in the future."

Chang'e yawned and said, "With you, I'll leave first."

After saying that, Chang'e waved her hand and went into the cave.

Qin Shouze took a deep breath, pinched a seal, and shouted: "Flowing the clouds and fog!"

The next moment, clouds emerged under his feet, but Qin Shou was lifted up less than half a meter. With a puff, the clouds dispersed, and Qin Shou fell to the ground in a flash.

"Hey! I could fly before, but why did it take a hard time to lift it up this time? I don't believe it!" Qin Shou got angry and used his magical powers again. He didn't shout it out this time. After the shouting, he failed and was embarrassed.

As the magical powers were activated, a cloud of auspicious appeared under Qin Shou's feet again. Qin Shou muttered nervously: "Get harder, hold me up, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me... I Cao!"

Xiangyun suddenly accelerated forward, but Qin Shou's foot was trapped in the clouds. So, his wish came true, Xiangyun dragged him away...

Qin Shou shouted: "Stop! I asked you to help me, it's not to drag me..."

Bang!

The auspicious clouds turned sharply, and Qin Shou hit the tree.

"I……"

Bang!

"Stop..."

Bang! Bang bang bang...

"Stop! Don't run! Stop... Oh, Yu Yu! Stop! There is a mountain in front of you!"

Bang!

The auspicious cloud was broken, a rabbit's head was inserted into the crack of the stone, and its butt was facing outside, and it took a long time to move...

"It's finally over... Damn Xiangyun..." Qin Shou pulled out his head and thought of a joke in his previous life: Buddha, please press him under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, with his butt facing outside, hehe...

Thinking of this, Qin Shou subconsciously clamped the chrysanthemum, shivered, and muttered: "Fortunately, Wu Gang is not here... Damn, isn't it easy to learn Tengyun and fog? Why did I learn so hard... Could it be that the martial arts given by the dead dog are wrong?"

At the same time, Guanjiangkou.

"Ah sneezing!" Xiaotian Dog sneezed, rubbed her nose, and muttered: "Who is scolding me?"

After saying that, Xiaotian Dog squinted her eyes and looked at the sky, breathing in fresh air, muttering: "Oh... this feels great, this cloud is really... cloud... I... I'm so scared! I actually forgot that I said that the rabbit's Tengyun Jiawu was compiled based on the original version of Blind J8, he won't do anything randomly..."

The Xiaotian Dog suddenly jumped up, turned around three times, and finally lay down again, muttering: "The rabbit has thick skin and thick flesh, so it should not die... Well, the disaster will last for a thousand years, but it will definitely not die. Alas... It seems that a thousand years will not last for you... Good luck."

On the moon, Qin Shou used the technique of flying clouds and fog again and flew up again. This time, he flew relatively smoothly, flying higher and higher...

"Haha... I'm simply a genius. I learned it in a few strokes, haha... handsome, accelerate!" Qin Shou roared, and the clouds dissipated, and then a rabbit pulled a string of screams and fell down.

Bang!

After a while, the rabbit stepped on the clouds again and went to the sky crookedly, and then, whisper...bang!
Chapter completed!
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