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99. Step on shit

"Who knows the mechanism here?"
Chen Taixuan asked, he didn't know much about the mechanism. He would only use violence if he wanted to crack this mechanism. However, it was very difficult for him to use violence. If his subordinates knew it, it would be the best.
However, after asking this, no one responded for a long time.
"Isn't anyone?"
Chen Taixuan frowned slightly and continued, "Since no one knows, we have to give up. Let's go back."
"Ah, no, Master Xiang, save me quickly. You can do whatever you want me to do in the future, and you can study every day!" Li Buer shouted immediately. The voice was so sad.
"You said this yourself, don't say I'll force you!" Chen Taixuan waved his hand and said.
Li Buer immediately said: "No, no, of course not, the Master of Incense has never forced me to do so. I read these books voluntarily. Since I read the books, I have become energetic, fighting has become powerful, and that aspect has become long-lasting..."
"Okay, I understand, there's no need to continue talking." Chen Taixuan interrupted Li Buer and asked him to continue talking. He probably would die.
Yes, in his current situation, he doesn’t have so much energy to speak. This is for his sake. I don’t know if he will understand my hard work. If he understands, he should be a good person for me in the future.
"Skinny monkey, see if the pull rod is not there, climb up and pull it."
At this time, Chen Taixuan pointed to a secret lever above and said, "No one noticed the lever, nor did he know how Chen Taixuan discovered it, was it a coincidence, or did he really know something."
However, at this time, this matter does not seem to be the focus, the focus is-
"Siangmaster, do you know what this trolley is?"
"have no idea!"
"ah?"
The thin monkey had already gone up, but after hearing Chen Taixuan’s conversation with others, he was stunned. You don’t know what it is, so why do you still ask me to pull it?
I thought this was used to remove the mechanism. If it was used to destroy the people in the mechanism, then Brother Bu Er would be burping.
"Love Master, don't joke, you must know." The skinny monkey felt that Chen Taixuan must be joking about this matter. This pull rod can actually save people, right, Lord Xiang Master.
"I don't know. When I saw this pull rod, I wanted to try it. Maybe I could save you Senior Brother Buer. Then we don't have to do much trouble to break the stabbings." Chen Taixuan said calmly.
"What if it is not?" asked the skinny monkey.
Yes, if not, what would it be? This is a question.
"If it doesn't, then what's the point? It doesn't matter." Chen Taixuan said irresponsibly.
"Oh..." The thin monkey nodded, feeling that this sentence seemed to make sense, but it seemed to feel a little problem. But he didn't understand what the problem was.
"Wait, wait!!"
Li Buer shouted at this time.
"Love Master, have you not considered it carefully? What if this is used to solve the problem of people in the agency?" Li Buer said to Chen Taixuan.
"Don't be afraid, this possibility is very small. If you have any problems, we will give you a glorious funeral!" Chen Taixuan comforted very seriously.
"Ah, no, I don't want to have a grand burial, I don't want to die, I still want..."
"Skinny monkey, pull!"
After hearing Chen Taixuan's words, the thin monkey subconsciously pulled it, and when he realized it, it was already finished.
God blesses you, it is not a mechanism for execution. If I don’t die this time, I will definitely follow the Lord of Incense to do good deeds and accumulate virtues in the future. Hey, wait, why do I say that I will do good deeds and accumulate virtues with the Lord of Incense? Have you ever done such a thing?
No, absolutely not. How could our Lord Xiangzhu do good deeds and accumulate virtue? This is an insult to his personality. I am guilty!!
“Ticticaca…”
The two walls separated, Li Buer relaxed in an instant, immediately rushed to Chen Taixuan, hugged Chen Taixuan's calves and started crying.
"Lord of Incense, I thought I would never see you again. I just wanted to die. When I heard your voice, it was like hearing the voice of God. From now on, I will be yours!"
This is true love, not a person who comes to flatter. Anyone who is unable to move for two days will be like him, and she burst into tears and her shit and her shit and urine will come out...
"Get out of here!!"
Chen Taixuan immediately swung the foot that was being held and said disgusted, "There is no way, this kid really has shit and pee. Think about it, when he was caught by the mechanism, the situation had already scared him out of his shit and pee. After two days of fermentation, it is understandable that Chen Taixuan's disgusting towards him is normal."
Li Buer shook his head and said firmly: "No, I won't get out! Unless you give me some food."
“…”
"Skinny Monkey, you can sit in your position in the future and bury him well." Chen Taixuan said lightly.
“…”
Li Buer was immediately far away from Chen Taixuan.
Seeing Li Buer's actions, the thin monkey who was thinking about why Li Buer was burying understood. It turned out that this was the meaning. This was a warning to Senior Brother Buer that if this happens again, I will send him on the way.
"There is a pool on the way. Although the water inside is not clean, it is cleaner than you. Go and wash it and give you five minutes, otherwise you will be sent back to the agency." Chen Taixuan said to Li Buer.
"Yes, Master of Incense!"
Li Buer passed by immediately. He didn't dare to go more than five minutes. He came back one minute in advance. His clothes were washed and he was wet. However, after all, he was a man with internal skills and could dry them quickly with his true energy.
"Senior brother, I just picked up your underwear. I have a question. How did you fall out your underwear?" At this time, the thin monkey said with Li Buer's underwear.
"That's a spare. There are more underwear in walking in the world, in case of emergencies!!" Li Buer replied casually. Of course, he also took back the underwear.
Oh, it turns out that you need to wear underwear when you walk around the world, and you have really learned it.
"Skinny Monkey gives him some food, and then tell me the situation after eating."
Chen Taixuan was more concerned about the situation inside at this time, so he didn't care whether he should wear underwear when walking in the world. Anyway, it doesn't matter if I don't wear underwear, and I can still run naked at critical moments.
Yes, when it comes to an emergency, running naked is a trivial matter.
Li Buer ate some dry food and drank some water. This is what you must bring when walking in the world. Every person in the world always brings some dry food and water bags. Chen Taixuan also has it now, but he didn't give it to Li Buer. He can use other people's things, of course, it's other people's things. This is also the experience in the world.
After Li Buer finished eating, the first sentence was-
"Sincere Master, you see, there is really a treasure house!"
Chapter completed!
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