Chapter 563: Madam Boss, Have You Ever Loved Someone?
Fang Zheng took the fortune incense that the old charlatan forced to be filled with. Instead, he raised his hand to stop the old charlatan who was about to bring the barbecue in his hand into his mouth.
"Old charlatan, aren't you afraid that the meat skewers that were sent for free will be poisonous?" Fang Zheng looked at the old charlatan who had eaten everything he had pitifully.
"No, it's really poisonous?" When the old charlatan heard this, hesitated to look at the meat skewers in his hand.
"Even if it's not poisonous, aren't you yelling to have a grudge against the boss's wife? Is this considered eating food that comes from pity?" Fang Zheng said.
"Old charlatan, you have been staying in the store these days to study the beauty of fortune. It's really hard for you. Otherwise, I'll invite you to eat skewers today, order whatever you want to eat, and reward the old charlatan."
After saying that, Fang Zheng had already walked towards the barbecue stall opposite.
As he spoke in this way, the barbecue in the old charlatan's hand had cooled down. The old charlatan put down the cold barbecue skewers in his hand and hurriedly caught up with Fang Zheng's back.
"Little brother, are you really going to treat me to eat today? Why do I feel like, little brother, you suddenly treat me, like a weasel to wish the chicken a New Year, and you are so attentive to show your kindness if you have nothing to do?"
"I understand, my brother, you plan to use fortune fragrance close up! But according to my experience of using fortune fragrance with one nail clipper, a dog food bowl, and a plate of barbecue kebab, the effect of fortune fragrance has nothing to do with distance. The most important thing is to depend on a person's fortune, so what you do is useless, little brother."
The godly weasel wishes the chicken a happy new year!!
Who are you calling me a weasel?!
Fang Zheng looked at the old charlatan with bad eyes, but the old charlatan had already run into the barbecue stall and happily occupied the seat.
Nowadays, it is quite new to see Taoist priests visiting restaurants in the city. As soon as the old charlatan sat down, he immediately attracted a lot of attention. The old charlatan acted calmly and kept wavering to Fang Zheng and called Xiao brothers here, here.
Fang Zheng's forehead hangs several black lines.
Suddenly I felt so embarrassed.
Fortunately, it is around 9 o'clock in the evening, and there are fewer people eating barbecue. After all, this is a university town and you have to go back to school early before the dormitory is closed. Moreover, the location here does not belong to the main road shop, and the flow of people is huge.
Of course, Fang Zheng was not really here to eat skewers. He just came to find out the details of the boss's wife in the wax figure, and also tried to see the effect of improving the beauty of the fortune.
However, the old charlatan doesn't think so. Fang Zheng has a rare treat once, so he has to eat enough money.
The old charlatan looks at the menu immediately.
Lamb skewers/3.5 yuan, beef skewers/20 yuan, lamb waist skewers/15, saury skewers/9 yuan, small vegetable skewers/2.5 yuan, mushroom skewers/12 yuan...
Just as Fang Zheng was looking at the situation in the store, the barbecue was already on the table.
"Little brother, aren't we here to play the restaurant? Why don't you use fortune to smell faster?" The old charlatan rubbed his hands with saliva, picked up a bunch of steamed roasted mushrooms sprinkled with cumin and pepper. He couldn't wait to start eating, and asked Fang Zheng curiously.
Fang Zheng, who was taking the opportunity to quietly observe the situation in the store, looked at the old charlatan who couldn't even stop eating, and felt that he had to do something at this time to calm the old charlatan.
Fang Zheng: "Old charlatan, do you know how to distinguish between single mushrooms and married mushrooms before eating roasted mushrooms?"
What?
Mushrooms are also divided into single or not single?
The old charlatan expressed his disbelief. Does this question have anything to do with the mushrooms he ate? Why do you still have to tell whether you are single when you eat mushrooms?
Fang Zheng: "Because single mushrooms are poisonous, they are called poisonous mushrooms."
Sure enough, the old charlatan was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't react for a long time.
At this moment, the passenger flow decreased, and the barbecue stall owner, who had gradually become idle, saw Fang Zheng and the old charlatan who had not started eating, twisted his waist and walked over: "Is the guests eating badly? Is there any inadequate hospitality that made the two guests lose interest in eating?"
The boss's lady's appearance is not good or not, but the beauty lies in the bee's waist, the heavy objects and the high lower body, which can definitely cut off a man's waist and make several oxen exhausted in the paddy fields.
In addition, the forehead and cheeks are covered with fine sweat. The sweat beads of sweat have stained their hair on their skin. The sweat shirt on their chest wet with sweat reveals a deep trench. The trench can be seen on the trench. This scene is like the wet temptation of the protruding front and back, which can easily arouse the male male Kerr's impulse.
Unfortunately, the boss lady met two single dogs today.
The two single dogs in front of him did not stop on the wet proprietress, but were discussing a technical issue.
"Boss, is the roasted mushroom in your house poisonous?" The old charlatan said offending people as soon as he opened his mouth.
The boss lady looked at the old charlatan for some unknown reason.
I saw the old charlatan holding the roasted mushrooms in his hand and said seriously: "Boss, don't you know that single mushrooms are poisonous mushrooms!"??
A black question mark appeared on the boss's face.
"Customer, you are joking. How can mushrooms have single mushrooms? This is just an ordinary edible mushroom that you can buy on the market. It is guaranteed not a poisonous mushroom."
After the boss said that, she ignored the old charlatan. In fact, as early as the beginning, she had already recognized the old charlatan. She asked her if she could issue a paper invoice for a skewer of grilled vegetables for 2.5 yuan. Now she asked her if there were any single mushrooms. The boss had automatically pulled the old charlatan on the blacklist. She deliberately changed the topic and looked at Fang Zheng, who had not spoken: "Why are you not as good as the taste, this guest? It is also because of the single mushroom. I am afraid that my sister will poison me in the barbecue. Are you using poisonous mushrooms?"
Fang Zheng uh, tilted his body slightly, subconsciously left the boss's wife for some distance, and then showed a harmless smile: "Boss wife, do we know each other?"
"My brother was joking. My first time opening a store, maybe my brother recognized the wrong person."
"Okay, I thought the boss lady had known me for a long time, and when I came, I called myself sister so enthusiastically... Last time, there was a person who called me brother like the boss lady, and became someone else's sister. Does the boss lady know what the ending would be?" Fang Zheng looked at the wet boss lady's expression, trying to see if there was anything wrong with the boss lady's face.
"Oh? What's the ending?"
"She died in the end." Fang Zheng kept looking at the boss's face, but the boss's face did not show any strange expression.
"That's a pity."
"Yes, what a pity, boss lady, have you ever loved someone?" Fang Zheng nodded, with a little reminiscence and emotion in his eyes.
First, silent.
"I've loved it. Half a month ago, sister, I fell in love with a heartless man who shouldn't have loved."
The wet proprietress glanced at Fang Zheng with a sad look.
Chapter completed!