Chapter 274 The chest is full of anger(1/2)
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Daimei wants to be quiet,
Dai Mei'er wants to chop people!
The kind of big knife that is 40 meters away! With one knife, you will chop off your little chicken!
mmmp! I want to see if this thing is curved or straight!
Exposure to the sun first, then charcoal, and finally fry!
Physically evaporate all the water!
Let you become soft and become a shrimp, and it will become harder in a transient!
As for whether it can be used after shrinkage, and whether it is easy to use, Dai Meier is too lazy to pay attention to it now!
So what if it shrinks into a needle?
I don’t feel dizzy!!!
If it cannot be used for me, don’t worry about the flood?
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Thinking of this, Dai Mei'er couldn't help but reveal her evil spirit!
His eyes subconsciously glanced at Liu Lei’s navel three inches below his navel!
In my mind, the biology classroom of middle school years appeared inexplicably.
That biology class is called: knee reflex!
Just suddenly hit the knee and kick the calf forward!
Dai Meier estimated the distance and height, then looked at her calf length and the black high heels with almost pointed legs!
Well! The target is within the precise strike range! No accidents will happen if you hit the egg with one hit!
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Liu Lei watched Dai Mei'er's rosy face slowly return to coolness, and the fine sweat on her forehead was wiped away. The long legs, which were slightly trembling and weak, stood up straight at some point!
It seems to be tense, and it looks particularly powerful.
As the saying goes: the face is no longer red, the heart is no longer beating. The sweat is gone, and the legs are also strong!
Alas~ You can climb six floors in one breath!
The elderly have used it, and they all say it’s OK!
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Tsk tsk tsk, this girl won’t be angry anymore, right?
Liu Lei tilted his head and thought for a while, and immediately realized:
So that's it! I shouldn't ask her about farting!
Just imagine, how can you ask such indecent questions in front of an elegant girl?
Just like Fan BB wants to shit and fart, but Li Chen dares to ask her if shit is smelly and if fart is smelly?
Therefore, after Liu Lei figured out all the joints, he instantly came up with a plan to make up for it.
"Ahem, sorry! I just... was just a joke!" Liu Lei walked forward with an apology smile.
"How could it be bulging? It's impossible! It has nothing to do with the quality of the seal!"
(Daimeier: Meow Meow Meow? What the hell?? This is your comment after reading the re-paid??? Is your elementary school Chinese teacher's coffin board still there? Is your middle school Chinese teacher afraid that it is not the grave grass that is already half a foot tall?
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! This is not what I want to say after watching!!!)
"A girl! She must not be as rough as we men and so careless as the ones!"
"Even if it's farting!"
"Hehe, the ancients said: Taking off your pants and farting should be what we mean by describing here, right?"
Liu Lei stood there awkwardly!
It seemed that I wanted to defend something, but in the end, I didn't say anything.
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"Come on! Drinks and drinks, cheers!"
In the private room, everyone who was waiting for Liu Lei and Dai Meier looked at each other meaningfully, and then focused their eyes on the two of them.
"Well, I'll go to the toilet, you eat first!" The bee had already thought about the words and stood up.
"Vivi, I'll take you to recognize the toilet location!"
As he said that, he pulled Dai Mei'er's arm and went straight out of the private room!
"I'll go too, I'll go too, wait for me!" Changge understood the boss's small eyes and immediately pulled open the chair and followed him!
Suddenly, all the female aura in the entire box was swept away, and all the straight men in the steel were covered.
"Ahem, Ah Lei! How is it?" Qi Xiaodian asked the first question.
"Are you holding hands? Are you hugging? Are you gnawing on each other's saliva and amylase?" Long Shenjue's gossip fire was ignited.
"Tell me honestly! Where did you go?" Aruka leaned over and blinked in a lewd manner.
"Black tight leather pants are not bad, right?" Gao Dewei looked confident, and was snorting comfortably.
"My bee picked it for her!"
"Bang!" A whimpering fist suddenly hit the pig's chest.
"roll!"
"Believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
"Hitting you into a pdd, Chen Lingmin mistakenly thought of her husband's kind?"
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Toilet, sink.
The bee holds Dai Mei'er's hand and shakes it vigorously!
"Vivi, tell me quickly! How about it?"
"Yes, yes! Take it down?" Changge trotted all the way, panting.
"I...I..." Dai Mei'er stuttered, with an awkward expression on her face.
However, the bee and the other one mistakenly thought they were shy, and they asked more diligently!
"Woooo... don't ask!"
Daemei almost cried.
"Wuuu... Liu Lei... he bullied me!"
"Bully?"
The bee and Changge looked at each other in a glance!
But in the next second, the bee, who had already experienced a lot, instantly reacted!
"Puff~"
"Silly Weiwei! Bullying is a good thing!"
"Ah?" Dai Mei'er and Changge were confused.
"Stupid! Listen to me to popularize the basic knowledge for you two!" The bee was proud! It seemed that she had already seen everything, turned into a female teacher in the classroom, and started on-site rmvb teaching!
"As the saying goes: a man chases a woman, a mountain, a woman chases a man, a layer of yarn!"
"What era is this? Bullying? What's the harm in giving him some benefits and sweetness?"
As he said that, the bee pulled the two of them by the arms and whispered:
"A Lei bullies you, right? It's a good thing! If he doesn't have the intention to bully you now, where will you get the chance to bully him in the future?"
"I tell you to bully him! If he doesn't have the courage, he will bully him even if he creates opportunities! This is a business that is not a big deal! He bullies you for a while, and you bully him for a lifetime! It's a happy thing!"
"But, you must control the scale well. Throw a slap to a date! You should first suppress it? You should understand the tactic of trying to get it? This is actually a game of cultivation against men! Look at how obedient the pig in my house is trained by me!"
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The bee chattered and guided the country!
I heard the song blushed!
I heard the daimei's clouds and mountains and mists!
Bully?
Ahhhh! Is it this kind of bullying? What I experienced is not this kind of bullying! So is it useful for you to say these?
To be continued...