Chapter Five Hundred and Three Golden Monkeys Rise Up Bazooka
"Recognize it, hehe, Huaguoshan rich man, um~ what are you doing here?" Liu Er Mihou looked at Sun Wukong with a look of a news figure, scratching the back of his hand and smiling.
He was very interested in Sun Wukong, who was also a monkey. Since he learned the ability to go out for a stroll, he has never heard of this guy's reputation in the earthly world.
At the same time, he was also very envious and even a little jealous, and he also liked to make a name for himself.
"Yes, I heard you are richer than the Jade Emperor..." Seeing Liu'er Mihou leaning over, Zhu Bajie also took the opportunity to take two steps forward, and his nose couldn't stop making two pig cries. Then he looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said, "You are so rich, why don't you fall out any of it? It's really... I wasted my old pig and I'm looking for it."
As Zhu Bajie said that, he lowered his head and glanced at the ground, as if he was looking at whether there were any Wukong coins falling on it, looking like he was familiar.
Sun Wukong was not annoyed, but instead thought the pig head was interesting, so he smiled and said, "Collection of debt first, then you will have it. Wait a minute."
As he said that, Sun Wukong quickly poked the projection screen a few times, turned on the broadcast mode, and shouted loudly: "Liucao Ridge is all right, I am Sun Wukong, I came here to ask for debts today. According to my statistics, there are 47,000 demons in the Liucao Ridge, and a total of 18,000 demons who owe me debts, and 2,700 mountain patrol demons, including clever ghosts, clever insects, little crawling wind, wolf pioneers... Lion Camel King, etc.
It has been expected that it will take decades to pay back debts. I think you are not easy to wait for life. You are limited to waiting for two hours to come out of the mountain to return the interest, otherwise I will plow the land.”
"I am in the open space in front of the Lion Tuo Ridge, and here I also advise the three demons of the Lion Tuo Ridge not to shelter their subordinates, otherwise this account will be taken over to you."
Sun Wukong's words were broadcasted by the amplification device and echoed in the Lion Camel Ridge. After saying it, he asked the system to repeat it twice, and then sat on the bench in the pavilion and waited.
Princess Ye couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth when she heard that Sun Wukong was really here to collect debts, and opened her mouth and said, "Damn, Sun Tuhao, you won't really want to bomb, Master Xuanzang is still in Lion Camel Ridge. Is that guy going to be finished if you shoot down like this?"
"Boom?" Liu Er Mihou was stunned, and then thought of the legend of Sun Wukong bombing the heavenly soldiers and generals, so he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, if I wait for me to rescue my master, it will be not too late for you to collect the debt."
He also felt that it was impossible for the demons of Lion Camel Ridge to come out to pay back the money.
"Ah~Ah," Sun Wukong waved his hand and said indifferently: "If they really don't come out, it's naturally their king's idea. But if they really want to blow it up, I will make Tang Sanzang first, don't worry."
"Blow it, just brag about it..." Zhu Bajie suddenly showed disdain when he heard this and said, "My senior brother has seventy-two changes. A somersault of 100,800 miles and has great magical powers. He can't even save his master at once. You just have too much money. Can you still use money to redeem it?"
"What's that skill?" Sun Wukong looked contemptuous.
"Hey, I thought you were so knowledgeable, but I didn't expect that I didn't even know such great powers..." Zhu Bajie said and was about to make a long discussion.
But when he heard Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "The great power is the art, and all the arts are born with the Tao. What you said is also a skill, but it is not a real great skill. The real great skill is to know the way and perform the art, and innovate it. Forget it... You are illiterate, don't understand it."
"Ha! The guy who is so tempted to compete with me is capable of seeing who will rescue Tang Sanzang first!" Liu Er Mihou was immediately unhappy when he saw Sun Wukong telling him this, and was so anxious that he didn't even call his master.
"Oh? Since you want to compete, how can you not add some lottery tickets?" After saying that, Sun Wukong was not sleepy. He immediately jumped from the bench and smiled at Liu'er Mihou, "Let's compete who will rescue Tang Sanzang first? If you win, I will give you one million Wukong coins. If you lose, I will introduce you to someone and remove the tight hoop on your head...how?"
Princess Ye, who was standing by, was really stunned when she heard Sun Wukong's statement, because no matter who lost or who won, it seemed that the six-eared macaque would benefit.
Even Zhu Bajie, who looked a little stupid, heard the problem: "Well??? Then there is a way to block the situation like you!"
Sun Wukong ignored these two people and looked at Liu'er Mihou and smiled, "How is it? You and I are both a member of you, be more cheerful, do you want to bet?"
The Liuer Mihou was thinking about Sun Wukong's intention, but now he was urging him to disrupt his thoughts. He was so anxious that he grabbed his cheeks.
Now that things are happening, I simply don’t think about it anymore. No matter how you look at it, you will take advantage of it. So he said, “Okay, when will it start?”
Sun Wukong pointed to Lion Camel Ridge and said, "It's already started, you can go now."
After saying that, he was free to make a bench, looking like he was watching a show.
Seeing this, Liu'er Mihou felt that he had been greatly insulted. A moment of anxiety suddenly rushed up and was about to take out the Iron Soldiers to threaten Sun Wukong. Fortunately, Princess Ye was good at observing his expressions, so she immediately jumped to Liu'er Mihou and shouted: "Calm down, calm down, saving people is important, saving people is important."
"Hmph!" Liu'er Mihou looked at Princess Ye, snorted coldly and stopped talking, but did not fly towards Lion Camel Ridge. Although the 10,000 Wukong coins were very attractive, he did not bother to take advantage of it.
Sun Wukong no longer urged him. In fact, he had scanned the location of Tang Seng not long ago. All he had to do now was to wait. As long as the demons in the Lion Camel Ridge did not come out to pay back the money, he would jump over and get Tang Seng out and then plow the land.
Although the three demons of Lion Camel Ridge have a concept of territory, their territory defense relies entirely on the warning of Xiao Yao's patrol mountain, and there is no concept of airspace, let alone space defense.
Where there is no space defense, it is no different from that of Sun Wukong, who will make short-range jumps.
As for why he said such a bet, he actually thought of how to quickly replace Liu'er Mihou, and not make Liu'er Mihou feel dissatisfied.
So he planned to ask Liu'er Mihou to find Yue Yuanzhou and ask him to help him get the tight hoop on his head. After getting the tight hoop, Liu'er Mihou, who had no restrictions, had no reason to continue traveling west.
Besides, in his impression, Yue Yuanzhou was omnipotent, so there was definitely no problem with this.
Before Sun Wukong came, he would definitely understand the few things from the team that went to the Buddhist scriptures, and it was not difficult to know these things. In fact, this is the second thing he had not mentioned before. He was thinking about how to use how to get Liu'er Mihou away.
Now, there is a way.
Sun Wukong did not speak or act, and Liu'er Mihou was arrogant and did not set off, so the two monkeys just quarreled.
At this time, the three demons of Lion Camel Ridge were obviously discussed.
At this moment, Bai Xiang, whose voice was thinner than Princess Ye, said, "Brother, didn't you owe Sun Wukong money? Why are you on the list?"
"Hey, that's all the big bull demon king." The green lion ate the meat with a crack, swallowed it and spitted the bones, causing another piece of white bones to pile up in the cave.
The Lion Camel King mentioned on Sun Wukong's radio is him.
"I'll just say there is something else at this time. Unless it is a last resort, the elder brother will never get the money for the monkey." The spokesperson was the golden-winged roc eagle, and he spitted bones from the bird's beak like a green lion.
"What's going on?" Bai Xiang said.
Qingshi took a sip of wine and sighed, "A while ago, there was a big news between Xiniu Hezhou and Nanzhanbuzhou, I went to see it, but I met Daliu Demon King. Originally... it was nothing. I just talked to him for a few words and left. Later, he chased me and asked me to drink at Jilei Mountain with great enthusiasm. It was hard to stop the affection, so I had to agree, and also see how the difference between Jilei Mountain and Shitu Ridge is like us.
Who would have thought that when I drank too much of that wine, I went to the Jilei Mountain Gambling House. Where can I play the game called mahjong with the Bull Demon King, Ruyi Zhenxian, and Princess Iron Fan for a few days. As a result, I lost some, but I had to borrow some from the Huaguoshan Loan Branch in Jilei Mountain... only 8,000 Wukong coins."
Chapter completed!