When Tang Zheng woke up, it was already early the next morning.

Most people who have been drunk have this feeling, that is, when you are drunk, you are drunk and dreamy and floating in the air, clouds and mountains are covered with dreams and fog. Well, you read that right, the drunks at this time are not uncomfortable.

What is really uncomfortable is that when you wake up, about ten drunk people will curse you. If you don’t believe me, listen. That’s how Tang Zheng scolds you:

"Yeah, the head is going to explode. Wife, come and bring the bowl of water..."

That's right, this is the man.

Even though it is a product that kneels on the washboard at home on weekdays, it is absolutely rude when I wake up from the hangover. As for whether my wife will be beaten to death afterwards, cough cough, all married men know what the ending will be.

Unfortunately, Tang Zheng has no wife around him who pampers him!

Now his identity is a death row prisoner!

Several yamen runners who were alert with knives looked cold and the ox cart under them shaking and bumping. The ox cart did not stop for a night last night, and pulled Tang Zheng away and headed straight for the county government.

Whether in ancient and modern times, in China and abroad, or in China, in the West, or in China, the temper of being a yamen runner in all dynasties would not be very good, especially when facing prisoners.

So a yamen runner spoke, with a very disdainful hum in his nose and said coldly: "You want water to drink? Yes, stinky brat, please open your eyes and see if grandpas are interested in giving you water?"

"Grandpa? Whose grandpa are you? Wife, you are so funny. Now you have learned to pretend to be a man's voice. Come on, just say..."

Being able to say such unreasonable words basically means that Tang Zheng is still a little confused, but he still opened his eyes when he was having a split headache, and then he was about to grin and buy a good wife for his wife.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter when I open my eyes, and I suddenly feel a chill on my neck.

Originally, I wanted to joke with my wife in the tone between husband and wife, but these two words "kicked" and then turned back when he opened his eyes.

knife!

A bright knife!

people!

Big and thick people!

Tang Zheng subconsciously touched his neck, then shook his head hard, and at the stall where several yamen runners were snorting coldly in the carriage, Tang Zheng suddenly slapped his forehead with his big hand and said in a daze, "It turns out that I haven't woken up, but I'm still in my dream, grandma, let's go to bed..."

With a bang, his head hit the car board directly, and his mouth snored like thunder, and he even deliberately sucked his mouth twice.

Several yamen runners looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a moment.

Throughout history, there are two types of people who are the most difficult to deal with, one is the drunkard and the other is the madman. These two types of people cannot reason with them or use violence with them, because using violence is useless.

The drunkard and the madman could feel pain, but they didn't understand why they were beaten. Tang Zheng suddenly hit the car board with his head and fell asleep. Several yamen runners really didn't know how to start.

Only the captain kept watching coldly, and finally showed why he could be the captain. This person pulled out the big knife from his waist, and then held the shaky knife close to Tang Zheng's hand.

"Tang family boy, pretend to be drunk, right? Very good, I have a genitals. I count three numbers now. The first number you don't wake up. I chop a finger. The second number you don't wake up. I cut off one of your palms. If the third number you don't wake up, I want to try to sharpen your neck..."

Sharpen the knife with your neck?

I haven't heard of anyone having such a hard neck in the world!

Tang Zheng didn't want to sit up after a while. Although he was still having a split headache, he was not drunk at all. The reaction speed made the yamen runners stunned. It took a long time before someone woke up and immediately said furiously: "Okay, it turns out that you pretend to be drunk and dare to deceive grandpas. I'll chop you up, God's goods."

The yamen runners are usually uneducated, and they will never be able to curse such things if they have knowledge. First they call themselves grandpa, but in a blink of an eye they are me. Whether it is grandpa or I, they all say it is a good thing, but he added a word later on. If you think about it in the past and the next, the yamen runners are the dogs that are Japanese.

Tang Zheng wanted to laugh in his heart, but the scene in front of him really made him unable to laugh.

Anyone who wakes up suddenly faces a few murderous strangers, holding a bright sword in his hand and striking around. Not to mention a smart person like Tang Zheng, even a fool who is generous in his mind knows that things are not good.

What would a person choose to do if he suddenly breaks into a strange and dangerous environment?

Normal people may shout and tremble, but smart people will definitely find ways to test the details.

Tang Zheng is a smart person, so he chose to explore!

"Several brothers..."

Tang Zheng swallowed first, then carefully smiled on his face, and then said, "Are you kidnapping?"

Several yamen runners sneered!

Tang Zheng's heart suddenly twitched, and cold sweat had faintly ejaculated on his back.

It’s not a kidnapping, but a knife in my hand. This is probably even more cruel than a kidnapping. People are going to tear up the tickets.

Just as he was trying his best to figure out which master's stall he had offended, he suddenly glanced at the clothes of several yamen runners.

Huh?

Coarse cloth, sweatshirt.

Short robe, soap boots.

Tang Zheng subconsciously let out a sigh, and he couldn't help but feel a little relaxed.

He suddenly laughed at everyone and said in a proud tone that I had seen through you: "It turns out that I am filming costumes. Brothers are doing well, but we don't understand a problem. Why did you come to us when you find extras? Have you told my wife? Is there any compensation? Is it not okay to pay less? After all, we are also the sales manager of the sales office, and we earn several thousand a month..."

Several yamen runners were stunned, their eyes as if they were looking at fools.

Tang Zheng didn't pay attention to this, and continued to guess again, saying again: "Is it because this scene requires drunk characters? Hahaha, it seems that your director is still very good at choosing extras. I really like to be drunk after getting drunk. There is no one in the entire Happy Community who doesn't know me... By the way, how much is the reward? I gave it to my wife, right?"

Several yamen runners continued to be stunned, but there were already signs of running away and beating people.

However, the captain suddenly waved his hand, and then looked at Tang Zheng with a curious look. The captain obviously couldn't understand what Tang Zheng said, but he still smiled and praised, "I can't tell that you, Tang Zheng, are a person who loves your wife!"

"Do you even know my name?"

Tang Zheng was immediately more relieved and thought that this was definitely a costume drama. He should have been selected when he got drunk last night, and then his wife received a reward and agreed to be an extra.

After all, I am drunk. People need the role of an alcoholic. After he gets drunk, he happens to perform his true nature. Maybe the role he plays is still very outstanding.

He suddenly remembered the person who played the little leader in front of him praised him for his love for his wife, and quickly coughed and prepared to brag. However, before he could say anything, he suddenly saw the little leader swinging his slap and throwing it down hard.

Bang!

With a trembling sound, Tang Zheng's eyes were filled with stars. He felt a burning pain on his face and a buzzing eardrum in his ears.

The little boss snorted coldly, and his tone suddenly turned into a vicious tone. The man's eyes were a little stern, and he was cold and swearing like a sharp knife, saying, "It's a good thing to love a wife, but do you Tang Zheng have a wife? The little brat has not grown all the hair. What serious things have you done except stealing a dog?"

"Have your mother..." Tang Zheng was also exploded and cursed angrily: "I quit this group of actors. No matter how much money you spent, I won't eat this trick. I'm really going to fight. You can wait for me. This matter is not a hundred thousand, but it won't be over!"

After saying this, he lay on the car board, holding his head with his hands and shouting loudly, and his legs were constantly twitching. This was a unique skill learned from TV. It is said that all the old men who were trying to do this.

Several yamen runners looked at each other, and some people could no longer help but wave the knife in their hands. The captain was confused on his head and suddenly raised his palm and observed it in a daze.

"Is it because I was too strong to beat this brat to be fooled?"

He has been the headmaster for many years and has seen many death row prisoners, including those who cry for their parents, those who are scattered and urinated, and all kinds of situations. He has never seen Tang Zheng's reaction.

As a prisoner at the ranks, dare to ask for money from the captain?

Not only did he dare to ask the captain for money, but he also opened his mouth for 100,000 yuan!

What is the concept of 100,000 guan?

Their Langya County does not have that much tax in a year.

Tang Zheng was still stretching his legs and twitching, and at the same time he held his head and kept crying for pain, but his eyes kept peeping out through the gaps of his fingers. The more he looked, the more he felt that he was unreasonable.

If all this is acting in front of you, then the acting is a little too realistic!

No camera was found in the entire car, and the car was still swaying. Tang Zheng had watched the behind-the-scenes footage of filming on the Internet several times, and he vaguely felt that filming should not be the routine.

At this moment, when he heard a dull sound outside, Tang Zheng obviously felt the car board under him swaying violently, and someone outside the carriage said in panic.

Several yamen runners were stunned at first, and then they were about to jump out with a knife as if they were facing a great enemy. However, the captain waved his arm violently, then lowered his voice and shouted softly: "Don't move around, be on guard in the car."

"Tao Sun, is it because someone robbed the prison car?" Although several yamen runners suppressed their bodies, their faces were obviously panicked.

Only Captain Sun was still calm, lowered his voice and shouted softly, "Even if I rob the prison car, I am not afraid. I will hold it in my voice and keep it calm and be on guard. I want to see who dares to pull my teeth from the tiger's mouth..."

Several yamen runners took a deep breath and stood at the door of the carriage with big swords in their hands. If someone really robbed the prison car outside, just chop him up with a curtain.

Tang Zheng was a little nervous, and then he was anxious again. He really hoped that everything in front of him would be acting, but there was always a feeling that something was wrong in his heart.

When did Chinese actors act so realistically? If it weren't for acting, why was the dull sound just now?

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Chapter completed!