Chapter 33 The Third Grandpa scared away the Minister of Rites
Tang Zheng coughed gently, walked back to the table and sat down. Suddenly, he reached out and grabbed a wooden board and slapped it hard. The whole hall was quiet. He spoke and said, "But in the distant ancient times, there was a strange dynasty named Qing. This dynasty also had Suzhou, Hangzhou, Yangzhou and other places. Our story started from Yangzhou. There was a young man named Wei Xiaobao..."
Mr. Jin's masterpiece was moved to this era by Tang Zheng.
The book "The Deer and the Cauldron" is a masterpiece. In the early stage, it describes Wei Xiaobao's survival in the cracks, with a slick and cunning philosophy of life everywhere. In the later stage, it has feelings for family, country, and family ties. Tang Zheng used this book to educate his children, but actually had a profound plan in his heart.
When the storytelling started, the story was not very attractive, but as Tang Zheng spoke out one plot after another, the wine shop gradually became silent.
The children's eyes shone as if they had become the hippie-smiling Wei Xiaobao, while the adults' minds kept fluctuating and worried and angry as the plot.
The old Confucian scholar's eyes flashed, while Ling Feixue looked shocked. Both father and daughter were well-educated and knew that there was no book called "The Deer and the Cauldron" in this world.
As for the little lord, it doesn't matter. At this time, she had already run out of the back door of the restaurant and went to the side hall. A girl, she didn't mind showing up, and even moved a stool to squeeze with the children. She occasionally quarreled with the children, quarreling whether Wei Xiaobao was a good person or a bad person...
However, Tang Zheng did not plan to finish the Deer and Cauldron in one day. After all, he had to constantly recall and sort out the plot. When everyone was so eager to stop listening, he suddenly heard a slap of a haunted sound. Tang Zheng's voice was so hateful in everyone's ears for the first time. He only heard him say: "If you want to know whether Wei Xiaobao has been castrated, let's listen to the next book to decompose it!"
Damn!
Since ancient times, whether it is storytelling or writing books, the most annoying thing for readers and listeners is out of context. At this moment, many people want to jump over and beat Tang Zheng.
Among them, the little lord was the most anxious, and stood up and shouted: "No, you must say another paragraph. I want to hear whether Wei Xiaobao had cut it. If I don't listen, I will not be able to sleep when I go home..."
Tang Zheng snorted and sneered at it.
Urgent update?
When have we been afraid?
Later generations had a kind of urging party members to update, and they often threatened to send a blade, but what could it be? Should the writing of a book be out of context or out of context.
Seeing his expression, the little lord immediately knew that he could never listen to the Deer and the Cauldron again. The girl had a very hot temper and was so angry that she was spinning around the school. She suddenly ran to her guard at the door, stretched out her hand and pulled out the guard's waist knife, and threatened fiercely: "Tang Xiaowu, are you talking about it?"
Tang Zheng didn't even have any birds, so she picked up a small teapot casually.
The little lord was furious, but he felt that he could not really use a knife to kill his friend. The girl kept waving the knife and dancing. She suddenly shouted angrily: "One day, the knife will be in your hand and kill all the out-of-context dogs in the world. Tang Xiaowu, wait for me, sooner or later, I will kill you..."
Tang Zheng snorted, slowly put down the small teapot and said lightly: "I think you don't want to listen to the book anymore. I can't continue talking about it!"
The little lord was slightly stunned, then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and blurted out: "Oh, I remembered that you have to talk about two books every day. I won't talk about the Deer and the Cauldron today, so I'll talk about another one, right?"
"What does it look like when you throw the knife!"
Tang Zheng was full of spirit and suddenly scolded: "Girls always use knives and guns to shout and kill. See if you still have a little ladylike temperament? I'll count three times..."
Dang!
Tang Zheng didn't even count, and the little lord had already thrown the knife far away.
The girl was obedient and flattering, and she ran to the bench with her little tongue and sat down obediently. Everyone was stunned. The old Confucian scholar was stunned. The new Minister of Rites of the Great Zhou Dynasty had been murmured for a long time, and said in surprise: "Little lord, she even dared to take the blame on His Majesty. Why...what..."
"She is not good-behaved!"
Ling Feixue next to him suddenly smiled, covered her mouth and trembled slightly. The old scholar looked at his daughter in confusion, but unfortunately he waited for a long time but didn't wait for his daughter to explain in detail.
In the entire restaurant, or only Tang Zheng and Ling Feixue knew that the little lord would never be well-behaved. This girl barely suppressed her irritable temper just because she wanted to hear a storyteller.
Tang Zheng knew that after he finished speaking, the little lord would definitely change back to his original form immediately. Ling Feixue was because of the woman's carefulness. She noticed that the little lord's teeth were giggling.
No matter how the little lord made such a fuss, everyone present finally knew that Tang Zheng was going to talk about the second book, so everyone cheered up again and held their breath to listen to the second book.
What is the second book?
Tang Zheng has already made plans...
Today, the next turmoil is in chaos, and the governors from all over the country have established vassal states. The Queen's Great Zhou is not strong and is likely to encounter war. In such a chaotic world, Tang Zheng must find a way to rise.
But it is difficult for him to take off alone, and he must cultivate a group of strong fans.
Therefore, the second book talks about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
The world's general trend will be divided after a long time. The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away all the heroes. No book is more suitable for teaching students to study strategies than Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Tang Zheng said that this book is more attentive than the Deer and the Cauldron.
The story of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is slightly less interesting than the Deer and the Cauldron. Fortunately, the children have never heard of such a strange story, and they are gradually attracted to their hearts.
But at the door of the restaurant, the old Confucian scholar became more and more frightened as he heard it. He couldn't wait for Tang Zheng to finish speaking, and suddenly turned around and was about to walk out.
Ling Feixue was slightly stunned, couldn't help but catch up with her father and asked, "Dad, what do you mean?"
The old Confucian scholar answered without thinking and said hurriedly: "For my father, I want to see the little master... Uh... I must let Your Majesty come and listen..."
"Listen to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"
"Yes, this book contains the way of being erratic and erratic, and the light and darkness are in line with the chaotic scenes today. If Your Majesty can come and listen to it, it will be of great benefit to our Great Zhou!"
After saying this, the old scholar no longer cared about explaining to his daughter. He rushed to the door, his speed was not as fast as an old man.
But when I was about to step out of the door, my body suddenly trembled violently, and I forgot to continue raising my feet, and stood there dumbly.
Ling Feixue was a little surprised. When she chased after her, she found that her father's eyes were actually a little scared. The old scholar stared at a steaming army pot next to the door, looking at an octogenarian carrying a large spoon next to the pot without blinking.
There is nothing bizarre about that pot. If it is bizarre, it is bigger than an ordinary iron pot. At this time, there is a steaming steam coming out of the pot, and the heat contains a strong meat fragrance.
This is a pot of braised pork, and the old man next to the pot is Grandpa San.
A big pot, an old man, is said to be nothing strange about all this, but the old Confucian scholar was trembling with fear.
"Dad, Dad?"
Ling Feixue was extremely smart and came to his father and whispered: "What's wrong with you? Could it be this old man..."
"It's okay, I'm fine!"
The old scholar screamed suddenly and suddenly reached out to hold his daughter's hand. Without waiting for his daughter to react, he directly pulled Ling Feixue out of the door and kept shouting: "Dad is okay, Dad is okay, Feixue is okay, Feixue is gone, Feixue is gone!"
As the Minister of Rites who had newly established the Great Zhou Dynasty, he seemed a little panicked at this moment.
Ling Feixue was dragged and ran by her father. When she walked far away, she suddenly turned around and looked back. The girl frowned slightly, and she vaguely saw the old man standing at the door of the restaurant.
The old man was smiling at himself, his smile seemed very gentle.
"Why is Dad afraid of such a gentle old man?" Ling Feixue felt very confused, and a strong sense of curiosity gradually arose in her heart.
Chapter completed!