Chapter 232 People sit at home, the pot comes from the sky(1/2)
in the bookstore,
Liu Chuyu was sitting in a seat with tea and a fruit plate next to him. He didn't take any books to pretend to read, but took out the makeup mirror to touch up his makeup.
That delicacy, that affectation, that demeanor,
Tsk tsk.
When Xu Qinglang saw what he was doing, he found that he couldn't accept it. In the end, he just turned his back on him and went upstairs to rest.
Zhou Ze vaguely heard a disdainful sound coming from Xu Qinglang who had just climbed up the stairs:
"sa,o goods."
The old man was still sitting at the bar with his old spirit, holding a copy of "The Adventures of ****" in his hand and reading it with gusto.
He also poked his crotch from time to time.
In the past, if I had nothing to do, I would just watch "Bai Jie's Coaching Career".
I have even finished reading the multi-million-word sequel, and read it over and over again several times.
In the end, the old man even complained that the boss resurrected too early, and that damn Xu Le should have been allowed to write more. After all, this is a great cause that has benefited generations of people, and will even become a trace of youth deep in the hearts of generations of people.
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Bai Yingying sat behind Zhou Ze, adding hot tea to Zhou Ze from time to time, and then holding a copy of "The Self-cultivation of a Maid" in her hand and studying it carefully.
And this is the Japanese version,
Zhou Ze was a little surprised that Bai Yingying could learn Japanese by herself.
But when I think about it, I feel relieved. If a person has lived for two hundred years without deteriorating physically and mentally, her wisdom should be difficult to view with ordinary people's eyes.
Just like that, night gradually began to fall.
Lao Dao is waiting for the soul of the deceased. He is waiting for the singer, hoping that the soul of the singer can come and satisfy Lao Tao's special star-chasing needs.
Liu Chuyu, the new ghost messenger from Changzhou, is also waiting for his soul.
Zhou Ze stretched his waist,
He raised his head and glanced at the two people,
Do you think they might be waiting for someone?
seem,
It's really possible.
But this colleague next door is also a star chaser?
Just to chase stars?
hehe,
It's not that extreme.
"Squeak..."
The door of the library was pushed open,
A tall, thin man with a bamboo hat on his head walked in. The man was holding a bamboo pole and was actually wearing sunglasses.
Wear sunglasses at night,
And that bamboo hat,
I really want to let someone hammer his head off.
The tall and thin man, who showed a "I'm pretending to be an expert" attitude from beginning to end, found a seat by the window and sat down.
, didn’t call for tea, didn’t even go to the bookshelf to take it out, and just continued to sit upright wearing sunglasses.
However, the old man found a way and casually picked up a glass of mineral water and brought it to him. At the same time, he told the pretentious man:
"The minimum consumption is one hundred yuan."
Putting down the water, the old man walked back to the bar and continued to pick up the book and read.
Monkey King was bored, so he got close to Lao Tao and scratched his crotch like he was catching lice.
The monkey was small, and the old man was sitting behind the bar, so Boss Zhou didn't see him. If Zhou Ze had seen him, he would probably have slapped the old man in the face.
In Zhou Ze's memory, there is one scene that he will never forget, that is, the scene of the monkey standing outside the emergency room, taking out his "iron rod" and stroking it crazily.
Now the little monkey has maintained its innocence from the beginning, which is quite good. Boss Zhou will not watch helplessly as the old man continues to lead the monkey astray.
After there was one more person, the atmosphere in the bookstore became quieter.
No one talks, no one chats,
Everyone looks at each other.
Zhou Ze simply squinted his eyes and lay back. Bai Yingying stood up and helped Zhou Ze press his shoulders.
Just like this, I waited until about twelve o'clock, half asleep, when the wind started blowing outside, and then the temperature seemed to drop a bit.
Zhou Ze raised his head in confusion and looked out the window.
Bai Yingying muttered: "Boss, is this a ghost here? It's such a big pomp."
Yes,
The wind has risen,
It's raining lightly,
All that's missing is a BGM, which perfectly resembles the appearance of a movie protagonist.
Boss Zhou sent countless ghosts to this bookstore. Others came into the village quietly without firing a gun. This was the first time I encountered such a high-profile situation.
The wind is filled with ghostly energy,
It's definitely a ghost.
Next, there was actually a BGM. There was a man singing outside. He sang a love song that was very popular in the 1990s. His voice was gentle and had a unique vicissitude.
The old Taoist stood up immediately with excitement on his face!
Damn it,
It’s really here!
Liu Chuyu remained motionless and continued to look at himself in the mirror. He had maintained this posture and movement for about several hours. The more he looked at himself, the more he wanted to look at himself and the more he felt good-looking. He was deeply immersed in it.
The pretentious man wearing a hat did not move. He had been sitting upright since he came in. This style really rivaled that of Deadpool, who was sitting there motionless at this moment. The two of them seemed to be competing.
Visitors are well behaved,
The first to come in,
It was a man wearing a burgundy suit. The man was singing affectionately and his face was pale.
The old man almost ran over to ask for an autograph, but behind the man, there was actually a woman, a woman wearing a red dress. Even this woman was wearing red high-heeled shoes.
Ordinary people can’t see it,
But Zhou Ze can see it,
The red color on this woman's body has turned into a "water"-like liquid dripping down. Wherever she walks, there is a little bit of Yin Hong's residue.
Liu Chuyu finally stood up, walked to the woman, and looked at the woman with bright eyes.
The woman raised her head and looked at him, then smiled slightly, spread her hands and said:
"Master Ghost, as per the agreement, please send yourself to hell."
Liu Chuyu pursed his lips, looking a little angry.
Zhou Ze could understand why this new colleague was angry. Maybe Liu Chuyu had some agreement with this female ghost before, just like he had with the woman who accompanied his son to review for the college entrance examination.
But now the result is,
Women have become evil spirits,
Fierce ghost,
He is not qualified to enter hell and reincarnation again.
Just like fruit that was originally fresh and could be sold at a good price has become rotten. Let alone selling it, you are afraid of getting upset if you eat it yourself.
"Let him go to me. You can't go to hell. Just dissipate on his own. He's okay. You let go of him and I'll send him to hell."
"Hello!"
Bai Yingying was very dissatisfied and wanted to say something,
However, Zhou Ze reached out and grabbed her wrist, signaling her not to speak.
Zhou Ze knew what Bai Yingying wanted to complain about. You came to see the female ghost. But after you found out that the female ghost turned into a fierce ghost and couldn't change your grade points, you actually wanted to send the male ghost away.
This is Tongcheng, my boss’s territory.
What do you mean by coming here to grab business?
To be continued...