Chapter 65 Work with a certificate!(1/2)
Picking up the booklet, Zhou Ze didn't feel hot to his hands this time. Instead, he felt a warm and refreshing touch, as if he was holding an ancient jade.
There seems to be a very strange connection between myself and this booklet.
Zhou Ze has read some fairy novels before, but at this time, it doesn't feel like the magic weapon in the fairy novels recognizes its owner.
A booklet or a booklet,
He is still him,
But inexplicably, Zhou Ze felt a sense of intimacy with this thing from the bottom of his heart, just like a thirty-year-old man holding a photo of himself taken when he was three or five years old.
Strange, yet extremely familiar.
Opening the first page of the book, the majestic images hit him again. Zhou Ze closed his eyes, and then, all the messy things disappeared.
Last time, I was passively instilled,
This time, it seems that I can control this.
Finally, the first page was opened, and there was a fingerprint on it. Zhou Ze didn't know whether it was his own fingerprint or someone else's. There was no way to do a detailed fingerprint comparison now, but in fact, this fingerprint was very strange, and even Zhou Ze felt that
There should be no one in the world with such handprints.
The handprint texture is very harmonious, so harmonious that you can't find any flaws at all, and it is extremely neat, and every detail creates a very comfortable feeling.
Below, there are two columns.
Column 1: Name: Zhou Ze.
Column 2: Position: Temporary ghost job.
In fact, Zhou Ze had an idea before. This should be the so-called ghost mission certificate. To be precise, it is the Yin Division ID. After all, the Yin Division is also a small society. Although the sparrow is small and has all the internal organs, ghost commission is only part of its duties.
When Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang discussed their current situation, it was very clear that his status as a temporary worker was very subtle and could be used to take the blame at any time, and there was no guarantee of safety or status.
When little Luoli returned last time, she directly admitted this when faced with her own questioning.
At the same time, she drew a big pie for herself and didn't care whether she wanted to eat it or not.
The reason is that what I lack is this certificate!
With this certificate in hand, I am no longer a gangster.
The most important thing is that this certificate means that one has obtained the so-called "attendance" sheet, which is like the creation and development of the ancient imperial examination system, opening up channels for the flow from the bottom to the top.
In the past few months when he opened the bookstore, Zhou Ze had been very lazy. It was not because of Zhou Ze's nature, but because of his previous embarrassing status. For him, it was easy to make more mistakes if he did more, and it was no big deal if he didn't do anything.
It is similar to the mentality of those state-owned loss-making enterprises more than ten or twenty years ago.
Now, I can at least set a small goal for myself.
Forget about 100 million,
But there is hope that through my own efforts, I can improve my level.
A female ghost like Madam Bai, who has been protecting her hometown elders for two hundred years in the human world, can cultivate merit and return to hell to seek a new life. Zhou Ze's starting point is actually much better than Madam Bai's.
But what makes Zhou Ze a little uncomfortable is why his current position is still just a "temporary ghost job"?
Zhou Ze knew clearly that this was definitely not a way for God to give him the face of "diligence", "diligence in the king's affairs", "devotion" and "death".
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A certificate was immediately sent to me.
Zhou Ze also knows his work attitude based on his three days of fishing and two days of posting online, drinking tea in the bookstore and reading novels every night, and sleeping with Bai Yingying in his arms at night.
If God didn't directly send down a thunderbolt to chop this evil spirit into pieces, it would be very generous. How could he still reward himself at this time?
This is someone else's secret certificate,
But it happened to be picked up by myself.
No, to be precise, it was picked up by Zheng Pingping, but Zheng Pingping is a living person and an ordinary person. She has no way to control this thing, and even suffers from its influence, and her mind is messed up by it.
Coinciding with the stimulation of her mother's death, Zheng Pingping began to behave abnormally.
She blurred who she was, because this booklet recorded the judgments of unknown deceased people, which is equivalent to letting you read the lives of thousands of people at once.
Zhuang Sheng is obsessed with butterflies in his dream, or he looks like a bad person when he goes to the countryside, which basically describes this situation.
You have lost yourself and ignored all the changes around you. You were originally a grain of sand, but a big river washed over you. Let alone others, can you still find where you are?
However, since I have "stolen" this thing now, it should also mean that Zheng Pingping has been cut off from this certificate, and her mental illness should be able to recover quickly.
However, the key to the problem is that Zhou Ze does not think that the previous owner of this thing is also a "temporary ghost".
Is the performance statement of a temporary bastard so exaggerated?
So are all hells model workers and pioneers of the times?
Are you all fucking workaholics?
Looking at little Luoli's lazy look, she is actually similar to me, otherwise she wouldn't be able to leave her achievements to herself and earn extra money by herself.
Taking a closer look, Zhou Ze found that there was a layer of light white spots where his name and the temporary ghost mark had originally been, which looked a bit like they had been smeared with correction fluid.
Zhou Ze reached out and rubbed it, and even scratched it with his own nails, but nothing came off, and the white spots were still white spots.
This makes Zhou Ze feel a little bit obsessive-compulsive. The truth is underneath the white spots.
Originally, the information of the original owner of this certificate should have been written here, but the original owner may have passed away and inherited the certificate, and the official position and other information on the certificate were "refreshed" as a result.
Zhou Ze even thought about asking Bai Yingying to try Tide washing powder after returning to the bookstore to see if it can be rubbed off.
The booklet had several pages. When Zhou Ze turned to the second page, he saw a very simple line of words:
"Eight percent"
"Is this an experience bar?" Zhou Ze subconsciously reached out and touched his nose.
In fact, the expression "fraction" has long been used in ancient China. Of course, it is not the way people use today's Arabic numerals, the denominator and the numerator plus a horizontal line, but it is directly described in this way.
"Historical Records·Tianguan Shu" has the writing method of "...two-thirds...eight-nine...", "two-thirds" means "two-thirds", and "nine-eight" means "eight-ninths"
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Eight hundred percent here means eight percent.
Zhou Ze shook his head, feeling a little ashamed. Before, he felt that little Luoli's anger towards him for being lazy and passive at work was a bit indifferent, and he felt that she was making a fuss out of a molehill.
But looking at it now, in the past two months, I have only completed 8% of the temporary ghost mission.
Really lazy.
At the same time, Zhou Ze was also thinking in his mind, does this mean that if he completes the other 92% and adds up to 100%, his "temporary ghost job" status can be turned into a regular one?
From contract worker to staffed?
Zhou Ze didn't pay much attention to this in the past. In his previous life, he even looked down upon those who were bent on getting into the system. Some of his classmates spent hundreds of thousands on their families, and finally got in, and then received two or three thousand a month.
Although my salary is high, I still feel that I am superior to others and think that other students who are still working hard outside or in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are working part-time.
But now, Zhou Ze has a deep sense of urgency to get rid of the word "temporary" and enter the hell system!
This means a sense of security, it means whether you can sleep soundly tonight without worrying about not being able to see the sun tomorrow.
Perhaps, my former classmates who were like this were also motivated by this sense of security. After all, there is nothing more secure than an iron rice bowl in a 360-year career.
Zhou Ze wanted to turn to the next page, but found that the following pieces of paper were glued together and could not be separated no matter how hard he tried to separate them.
perhaps,
Is it because of my current level that I am not qualified to view the messages on the next few pages?
After putting away the certificate, Zhou Ze stretched his waist.
Wang Ke was still in the bedroom next door. Zheng Pingping had woken up and slowly regained consciousness. Wang Ke was very excited. As a senior psychiatrist, he could keenly capture Zheng Pingping's rapid state at this time.
Things are getting better!
He didn't know what caused it, but he was subconsciously making "an effort".
Zhou Ze walked out of the studio and lit another cigarette, thinking about how to work hard when he returned to the bookstore. From now on, if he had nothing to do, he would place a candle and some cold food at the door of the bookstore to attract some fools to come in.
When the time comes, no matter what happens, they will all be sent to hell and reincarnated.
For example, the mother who wanted to accompany her son to hell after finishing the college entrance examination last time, Zhou Ze would not be able to wave his hand and let her leave on his own next time he met her.
You can say that this is a bit unhuman, but the primitive accumulation of capital is so bloody.
In order to become a regular official as soon as possible,
Zhou Ze will really do whatever he wants.
At this moment, Zhou Ze saw Wang Ke's wife and the young housekeeper standing there at the top of the stairs as if talking about something. Zhou Ze didn't get too close, but he caught in his ears the words "When will we do it again?"
words such as "hair".
And speaking from the bottom of my heart, seeing Wang Ke's wife's slightly shy and calm expression at this time, everything is self-evident.
Modern housekeepers are different from the past. This is a new type of profession, and the income is quite high. Generally, modern housekeepers are only equipped in high-end residential areas like this. They are considered high-level service personnel, and their B status is no less than that of more than ten years ago.
"Stewardess" in people's eyes.
To be continued...