Chapter 68 Monkey talk(1/2)
Mr. Fu?
This is definitely not a title for himself. The first column of Zhou Ze's ID clearly states his name, and the second column clearly states his position as "temporary ghost officer."
Moreover, this cannot be a nickname to show respect. For example, in the Republic of China, when people saw a soldier, they would call him "boss". If a temporary ghost officer could be called "Fu Jun", then this kind of reputation would not be used in hell.
Too common and worthless, right?
so,
The problem should probably arise in the small notebook I just got.
This certificate had an owner before. Even if it has been "refreshed" because Zhou Ze obtained it, there should still be some information about the previous owner on it.
all in all,
I picked up a relic belonging to an amazing guy, and I got it in a way that took no effort at all.
Of course, at this time, Zhou Ze had no time to rejoice or open a glass of red wine to celebrate. Instead, he felt a little disappointed because he could not fight this ugly version of Brother Monkey.
But now that his opponent has given up, Zhou Ze certainly won’t be so shameless as to squat down and encourage his opponent to quickly regain his confidence in life, stand up and hit me, hit me,
Hit me!
Since this is a beautiful misunderstanding, then let this misunderstanding continue.
Zhou Ze walked towards the monkey silently, with one hand behind his back. In fact, he was subconsciously imitating the cool posture of little Luoli, making the other party's misunderstanding last longer.
When I walked up to the opponent, the monkey was still kowtowing. Its skull must have been dug open by someone, and it was hollow inside. In fact, except for the "bullwhip", the rest of its body was very rotten.
and damage.
Zhou Ze stretched out one hand and touched the other person's eyebrows with his nails.
"Give me your soul blood."
Zhou Ze said calmly.
"I will obey the emperor's decree."
The monkey looked fearful and convinced, and a black earthworm appeared between its eyebrows.
Zhou Ze pinched the earthworm with his nails and began to pull it out. The earthworm became longer and thicker.
Xu Qinglang had suggested that Zhou Ze collect Bai Yingying's soul blood, which would be equivalent to mastering Bai Yingying's destiny. Now Zhou Ze plans to use the same method to take advantage of the monkey's soul to take advantage of it.
Take complete control.
However, the soul blood of this monkey is really strong, which also shows how terrifying this monkey is.
Why did this monkey suddenly appear in the city?
At this moment, the soul blood suddenly got stuck. Zhou Ze tried hard to pull it, but he couldn't pull it.
The monkey, who originally looked in awe, was stunned for a moment, and his eyes suddenly became extremely clear!
It is my honor and a decree that I cannot resist. But why is it so difficult for the superior Fujun to drain my own soul blood?
Suddenly, the monkey's mouth split open, let out a sharp roar, and slapped its claws directly towards Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze only felt that he was hit by a large truck, but when he was knocked away, his nails instantly exerted force and directly cut off the opponent's soul blood.
"Wow..."
Zhou Ze smashed the glass behind him and fell into the broken glass. He raised his head, his chest heaved, blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and his whole body was in extreme pain.
"Damn it, you are not the prince!
You bastard, how dare you pretend to be a prince!"
The monkey began to go crazy. Although the soul blood was not completely extracted by Zhou Ze, because it was cut off by Zhou Ze, even if it could not be killed immediately, it was enough to destroy the foundation of its practice.
Zhou Ze forced himself to get up. There were cuts all over his body caused by broken glass, and he looked very embarrassed.
However, at this moment, the monkey looked like a crazy beast and pounced directly on Zhou Ze.
"Plop!"
A man and a monkey collided with each other, but this time the strength of the monkeys was much smaller than last time. The man and the monkey were entangled with each other and rolled several times on the ground.
"This is my destiny and my cause and effect. God allows it, and it is only right to pay back debts!
You are such a small ghost, why do you want to stop me? Do you really think you are the Tenth Palace Yama?"
Zhou Ze did not answer, but pierced the monkey's body with his nails. The pus in the monkey's body continued to evaporate, and the smell probably had no effect even if you were wearing a gas mask.
Finally, after a round of fighting between the two sides, the monkey's body slumped and lost strength and fell to one side. Zhou Ze staggered up, and most of his fingernails had been corroded.
He is a person who cherishes his nails very much. Even in his previous life, he often trimmed his nails while manipulating the scalpel. Not to mention that in this life, his nails are more important to him and he cherishes them more.
But now, it is not the time to worry about this. Zhou Ze is a little scared. If the certificate in his hand had not deceived the other party, allowing him to get the first move and cut off the other party's soul blood, after this round of confrontation, he might be lying on the ground.
The only person you need is yourself.
This is not a ghost,
This is a demon,
Zhou Ze scolded himself many times in his heart,
Why should I follow him? I almost got myself killed.
Man is such a complex animal. He can be driven by a momentary sense of justice and so-called conscience to do things regardless of the consequences, but he often regrets it later.
I feel like I'm a jerk.
Zhou Ze felt that next time he encountered something like this, he should call the police and let them solve it, so that he could leave with peace of mind.
Mrs. Bai has stayed in Tongcheng for two hundred years, doesn't Little Luoli turn a blind eye?
Shaking his head and discarding the miscellaneous thoughts in his mind, Zhou Ze looked at the monkey beside him.
The monkey's mouth opened, its eyes began to become cloudy, and its body began to slowly shrivel up like a balloon that had deflated, but it was not dead yet because it could still speak.
"I practice Sanjiazi, and I get opportunities, send good karma, become a spirit charm, and get a glimpse of the great road... As an alien, it is not easy to achieve the Tao in the world of the world."
Everyone seems to like to recall their past before they die, and describe how awesome and difficult their life is. The mentality of this monkey is actually not much different from that of humans.
"After practicing for so many years, I still can't control that thing down there." Zhou Ze spat out a mouthful of blood, and the gaps between his teeth were also covered with bloodshot eyes.
"One body lasts for one period of time, and one reincarnation takes one reincarnation for one period of time." The monkey's voice began to become fainter, but it still sounded very sonorous.
"I reincarnated my physical body and practiced cultivation again, starting from scratch, practicing from scratch, in the mountains and wilderness, rescuing passers-by who were lost in the wilderness, picking and delivering medicinal materials to the villagers at the foot of the mountains, and driving away mountain monsters and ghosts nearby.
Although there is no temple body, he performs the duties of a mountain god, protecting the people of a mountain and wilderness from generation to generation. Even now, there is still a stone sculpture of mine in that small town, and there are also local stories of the monkey god helping people."
Zhou Ze wiped his nails on his clothes, looking at the badly damaged nails, he felt very sorry. Of course, Zhou Ze just smiled sneer at what the monkey said.
A divine monkey?
A mountain god who protects the mountain people?
Helping others?
Are you taking it too far to enjoy helping others? When the husband goes out to work, you go to help the husband comfort the wife who is alone in the boudoir?
Moreover, when I think about the image of this thing with a duster on the wall when I just went upstairs, it is really difficult for people to associate it with the monkey.
"Don't sing for yourself, just say something nice." Zhou Ze raised his hand again, preparing to finish off this monkey.
"It was them who caught my newly reincarnated body during my fourth spiritual reincarnation. At that time, I was just a little monkey. Her husband was working as a lumberjack in the mountains and fell into the canyon. He was injured.
At that time, I went to bring him fruits and dew. It was I who went to their camp to lead his fellow workers to rescue him.
But when he was rescued, he tied me with a rope used for logging and said to his co-workers:
If you survive a disaster, you will be blessed later. I heard that the monkey brain is very good, so I took it and gave it to my wife to taste. It has a miraculous effect on infertility!"
In the last paragraph, the monkey spoke in classical Chinese, which can show its anger, but also show that it is on its deathbed, its consciousness has gradually become chaotic, and it subconsciously speaks in the way it is most accustomed to.
"Open my head, take my marrow, cut my flesh, and share it with everyone to eat. It is said to be a great remedy!"
As the monkey talked, it had shrunk to the size of an ordinary monkey and began to tremble. This was a kind of teeth-gnashing anger that penetrated deep into the bone marrow!
Practicing the Three Jiazi, doing good deeds, accumulating virtue, and protecting one party, but on the eve of the great success of the Tao, he was destroyed in one moment, not by his own enemies, but by the hands of the people he saved.
Anyone else would be filled with overwhelming hatred.
"My body has been destroyed, and the great road has collapsed, but the resentment in my heart cannot be quelled!
Causes tomorrow, results today!
My body has died and the realm has disappeared, and I wish to enter reincarnation and throw myself into the animal realm. However, my resentment cannot be eliminated, and my soul cannot go to hell. I have to go down the mountain to seek revenge and understand cause and effect, so that I can be completely liberated."
"Is this the reason why you violated someone else's wife?" Zhou Ze asked.
"You are a human being and I am an animal. It is natural for you to serve people and eat animals!
It is not allowed by heaven for animals to retaliate against humans, isn’t it?”
Zhou Ze hesitated for a while, then nodded, "Yes."
He didn't want to deny it, nor did he want to deny it.
Of course, eating monkey brains is illegal and wrong, but judging from Zhou Ze's own emotional tendencies, Zhou Ze still couldn't accept that this monkey came down the mountain to take revenge and almost killed one person and two people.
To be continued...