Chapter 13 Brother will never join the underworld in this life!
No.
There is nothing.
There is nothing in the sea of Qi, and now there is nothing in my mind.
Qin Jie was a little discouraged. Although he had only been one night, including the first sentence he had just read this book three times. But he already knew that if he continued to do so, everything would be futile except to harm his body.
Qin Jie thought he was not a stupid person, and he probably had nothing to do without him being interested. But now, he was really stumped by this book of "Tao Te Ching".
He couldn't help but laugh at himself. Thinking of the torment he had yesterday, Zhang Chuchu always took off his clothes and took care of him, and he felt a little sad.
"Bang!"
Qin Jie closed the "Tao Te Ching", but now he developed a strong interest in the blank printing paper. It would be futile to continue doing this, but it would be okay to complain.
"I have read this book three times, but I can't remember it once. It's not the time when it's so hot that I'm dizzy in summer, why can't I remember it? It's either that my brain has something wrong, or that this book is too perverted!"
He picked up his pen and wrote casually. In his heart, he had no specific thoughts at all, and he was complaining with emotion. Although his writing style seemed very mentally retarded and he seemed to be written by people with no culture, the font was grand and the boredom in his heart gradually faded away with the strokes of one word.
"The old man said I had nothing, but now I don't have anything in my mind. I'm sure I'm not asleep. I'm sure I'm going to see it seriously, but why can't I just remember it?"
"Is it because this is practice, as written in the cultivation novel, everything in this book is fake? Wouldn't that be a bit too much? At least I can see them, I know I can see them, but I just can't remember them. Are these things real or fake? Should I bet for the future that has not yet come?"
Since he wrote casually, Qin Jie did not work hard after writing this. Instead, he casually put the page of printing paper into the "Tao Te Ching" and then placed it on the computer desk.
Qin Jie did not see the fainting this time but ended. Instead, he restrained the temptation of the book, stood up and said to Zhang Chuchu: "Chuchu, go and cook! I'm hungry."
Zhang Chuchu found that Qin Jie did not continue and looked a little stunned, but he still nodded and went down to cook.
The meals for the two were very simple, just rice and a scrambled egg with tomatoes. However, this was already very rich for Qin Jie. Because Zhang Chuchu only knows how to cook three dishes, fried eggs, fried tomatoes, and fried eggs with tomatoes. Qin Jie can only eat these scrambled eggs with tomatoes during festivals.
After dinner, the sky became dim.
Both of them were exhausted today. They lay down in the bedroom and chatted for a while, and then they fell asleep.
I don’t know how long it took, but night covered the entire villa community. Except for the few bright street lights, nothing else could be seen.
A slight "wave" sound suddenly came from the quiet bedroom, and the bedroom window was opened. An obese figure jumped in from the window entrance.
If Qin Jie saw him, he would definitely recognize him. This person was the fat man who cut his hair.
The fat man panted and wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to himself with some annoyance: "I don't know why this kid is building a villa in this broken place. It takes more than ten minutes to walk from the school. I wonder if these more than ten minutes are very painful for a fat man?"
After looking at Qin Jie who was sleeping soundly, the fat man nagged again: "I don't know what kind of nerves his master is, so I have to let me stare at this ordinary person. Don't you know that Bai Wuxiu is a genius? How can a genius waste time on a fool?"
Bai Wuxiu's voice was not small, but for some reason, Qin Jie and Zhang Chuchu who were sleeping in the bed had no response, as if the night was still silent.
Immediately, Bai Wuxiu's eyes were attracted by the book "Tao Te Ching" placed on the computer desk.
"I have read this introductory "Tao Te Ching" for two days and haven't read it yet? What a big idiot!" Bai Xiuwu shook his head and picked up the "Tao Te Ching", but a piece of white paper fell out from it.
Seeing the white paper slowly falling to his feet, Bai Wuxiu was stunned because he never expected that someone would have some white paper in the entry-level "Tao Te Ching". No matter whether others would do this kind of behavior, he thought he would not do it anyway.
Bai Wuxiu stood there and thought for a while. The little eyes, which were like mice, quickly turned around for a few times, and then he finally made a difficult decision.
He squatted down his fat body in great pain, stretched out his cute right hand as white as a big steamed bun, picked up the white paper with difficulty, and took several deep breaths after getting up.
Bai Wuxiu's expression became very miserable, "Damn it, don't you know that there is a kind of sad human in this world called Fatty?"
After a few breaths, Bai Wuxiu opened the white paper, looked at the handwriting on it, and subconsciously read it, "I have read this book three times, but I can't remember it once. It's not that summer is so hot that I am dizzy, why can't I remember it? It's not that I have a problem with my brain, but that this book is too perverted..."
"It turns out that the most tragic human being is not a fat man. If this fat man is a peerless genius..." Bai Wuxiu guessed that this must be Qin Jie's miserable mental journey, and said sympathetically: "Compared with a genius like me, this idiot is so pitiful. But he said one thing is really right. In the eyes of the outside world, our Qingmengzhai is indeed a perverted place."
Genius and idiots are always far apart. Bai Wuxiu has no other emotions except for some sympathy for Qin Jie, and has no meaning to comment.
Just as he was about to leave, he picked up the white paper again, his thick black eyebrows frowned, and murmured to himself: "This kid's handwriting is good!"
After looking carefully again, he nodded with a deep relief expression and said, "Well, it's really good, I'm almost catching up with me."
What he didn't know was that although Qin Jie didn't like to study, he usually liked to write a few words on paper according to the way in the newspaper when he had nothing to do. Over time, his handwriting would naturally be undeniable.
"The old man said I had nothing, but now I don't have anything in my mind. I'm sure I'm not asleep. I'm sure I'm going to see it seriously, but why can't I just remember it?"
"Is it because this is practice, as written in the cultivation novel, everything in this book is fake? Wouldn't that be a bit too much? At least I can see them, I know I can see them, but I just can't remember them. Are these things real or fake? Should I bet for the future that has not yet come?"
Looking at Qin Jie's nagging on paper, Bai Wuxiu looked dissatisfied. Just like the rich second generation looking at short and poor, she was the kind of pride and conceit from the bottom of her heart.
After thinking about it, Bai Wuxiu picked up the pen and wrote it on the blank space of the white paper. Although his body was huge, his handwriting was as beautiful as a lady from a noble family.
"Idiot, why are you thinking about reading books? This book is naturally real. Although Master has done some tricks on this book, it is really true and no one can change it. You can forget what you see, but you should trust your eyes."
"Let me give you an answer in a way that men can understand! For example, when you are watching a revised meat-selling anime, even if there are a few rays of light hitting the heroine's breasts and private parts in the anime, you still can't change her G-cup cover and cute private parts. Just watch the No-revised version again, you will know how big her breasts are, how red the cherries are, and how pink the fungus are."
"Can you understand now? If you can't, I can only say that you are an idiot who can't communicate with this genius. A bit rude, the anime without · correction and A·V are just to let men masturbate women, and the girl beside you is to let you do it! Don't tell me any ethics, principles and morals, those are all nonsense!"
After writing half of the article, Bai Wuxiu was deeply satisfied with what he wrote. Then, Bai Wuxiu smiled sinisterly, "I hope you can understand the deeper meaning, otherwise, you will only be able to go astray."
Then he jumped out of the window and disappeared into the night.
What Bai Wuxiu didn't know was that his actions changed Qin Jie's life's fate.
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The next day, Qin Jie and Zhang Chuchu were having a heated discussion on the way to school.
"Chuchu, I still think I should buy a machete. I did such a big deal on the first day of school yesterday, and I can be more at ease with the machete."
"We're going to school, not fighting."
"But you will fight when you go to school."
"He has been sent to the hospital by you, I don't think there will be any trouble."
"Who knows if anyone else will cause trouble for me? Yang Kai also said that there are two bosses at Shenzhou University!" Qin Jie retorted. "And you see that Wu Sisi actually went to school by herself, and she didn't care about us."
"Does this have anything to do with buying a knife?" Zhang Chuchu asked in confusion.
"Why didn't it? If there was a machete, I could threaten her, and there would be no more trouble in the future."
"Do you think she will be threatened by you?"
Qin Jie was speechless and held it in a long time before he said angrily: "I have to buy this knife!"
Zhang Chuchu stood still, raised her head, and looked at Qin Jie seriously, "Brother Jie, are you really going to go to the underworld?"
Qin Jie was stunned for a moment, then was silent for a while, then sighed, touched Zhang Chuchu's little head, and said with a smile: "I will never be involved in the underworld in my life." Mobile phone users should visit http://m.piaotian.net
Chapter completed!