The first thousand one hundred and ninety-six chapters after the play makeup remover
Tang Ye quietly opened the bathroom door and found that people were staring at the front carriage with their backs facing him, as if they wanted to watch the fun. Tang Ye took a bag, took it into the bathroom, found a pair of pants and tops inside, and then put the luggage on the luggage rack at the end of the carriage while the person was unprepared.
But these clothes are a bit small. After all, Tang Ye is tall. He put on his clothes and is very tight. His pants are still jeans and cannot even button them up. Fortunately, there is a belt, Tang Ye tied it up, and he deliberately wet his hair and made a bang hairstyle, like a Korean forehead-covering star. Then he walked out with a swagger, looking very funny.
He sat back to his original position, so people would not recognize him. After a few minutes, Li Xiangxiang came over and saw Tang Ye's clothes, and was shocked and said, "You, have you changed your clothes?"
Just as he was about to say it, Tang Yezao said: "I'll wait for you for a while and I know how popular I'm watching. I don't know if that's dangerous? It's true, Daji people like to watch the fun, it's true."
Li Xiangxiang sat down, looked at Tang Ye's short-sleeved clothes, and burst out laughing and said, "This clothes are too incompatible. Looks like your flesh is almost exposed. And your pants, your legs are too thick, and you are about to burst. Where did you do it?"
Tang Ye smiled and said, "This is my own, I brought it."
Li Xiangxiang knew that Tang Ye had stolen clothes, so she stopped mentioning this matter. She said to him: "Do you know? My heart was beating just now, for fear that something would happen to you."
"The same is true for me, I'm afraid something will happen to you," Tang Ye said with a smile.
At this time, the fat woman came over and saw Tang Ye, especially Tang Ye's clothes, and said in a daze: "You, you change?"
Before she could say it, Tang Ye immediately blocked her mouth and said, "You are bad, you fat pig. You know there are bad people, so you didn't notify the flight attendant earlier. Now, you're dead. You're so bad."
Everyone was laughing, watching the two quarrel and laughing.
The fat woman said, "No, it's you, I changed my clothes."
Tang Ye said again: "I am your uncle. You fat pig will know how to eat it. In the future, don't call me uncle."
This made Li Xiangxiang and the passengers next to him laughed loudly, thinking that the fat girl was so funny. The fat girl said angrily: "Listen to me, no, it's not like this. He, he is the killer."
Everyone was even more unbelievable and covered their mouths and laughed. Tang Ye said, "Damn, your uncle has become a killer. If you are a killer, I will kill you, the fat pig, first, and you will also have bacon at the end of the year."
"Haha." Everyone laughed, and Li Xiangxiang was so amused.
The fat girl stomped her feet and said loudly: "Everyone must believe me, he is the killer. Looking at these shoes, you can tell that it is the killer at first glance."
Tang Ye smiled and said, "Yes, the killer who specializes in slaughtering fat pigs, sit down quickly, fat pigs, don't block me from watching the scenery, get out of here."
Everyone looked at the fat girl and was very happy.
Finally, after getting off the train at Lanhai Railway Station, the fat girl followed Tang Ye and said loudly: "Hey, hero, hero, wait for me."
Tang Ye and Li Xiangxiang turned their heads, and Tang Ye collapsed and asked, "Fat Pig, what do you want to do?"
The fat girl smiled and said, "Handsome guy, the hero must be you today, I can definitely see it."
Tang Ye wondered: "I am a hero, okay, where do you think I can see it?"
Li Xiangxiang was also strange. "First of all, there was a mark on your shoes, and a piece of it was cut off from the tip of your left foot. That was what I observed carefully when you just sat down."
Tang Ye and Li Xiangxiang lowered their heads and saw a knife mark in front of Tang Ye's shoes, which cut off a piece of the toe.
"It's too arbitrary just because of this. Is there any other evidence?" Tang Ye asked.
"Of course there is, your leather shoes are the Seven Wolf brand leather shoes, and your socks are grayish-white with a black wolf printed on them. When you kicked your foot on the window just now, I had already observed it. How could there be such a good coincidence in the world?"
At this time, two men came over next to me. One of them said, "Hey, I seem to have two missing pieces of clothes. Could it be that I forgot to take them? Why is this handsome guy's clothes exactly the same as mine, and his pants are the same."
A friend next to him said, "Can you forget to bring it?"
"Impossible, how could I forget to bring it? Impossible, absolutely impossible. I remember I brought it, and these pants are clearly mine." The man immediately walked to Tang Ye and asked, "Hello, brother."
Tang Ye turned his head and smiled and said, "Hello."
"Brother, your pants are good, where did you buy them?"
"Online shopping." Tang Ye said with a smile.
The man was twenty-four or five years old. Looking at Tang Ye's clothes, he always felt something was wrong. The clothes were indeed my own, but I forgot to mark them, so at this time, he felt an embarrassing situation where he wanted to recognize them but didn't dare to recognize them, and could not recognize them. Because he had no marks, he just felt that the type of clothes was like himself. However, there are too many coincidences in the world, and it is understandable that some people dress the same as themselves.
What's more, this clothes are not expensive, street stalls worth a few dozen yuan. And the handsome guy in front of him looks like a rich man, how could he steal these street stall clothes? So he shook his head and sighed.
"What's wrong, brother?" Tang Ye asked with concern. "Oh, it's okay, just ask. Seeing that your clothes are good, I just want to buy one."
But Tang Ye's pants were only at the ankles, and even his socks were exposed, so how could he be good? Tang Ye and Li Xiangxiang were very confident in their hearts. Even the fat woman knew what was going on.
The two left in distress.
The fat girl said to Tang Ye: "This clothes are his, you must have changed his clothes."
Tang Ye smiled and said, "Fat Pig, tell you. If you have evidence, you go to the police station to sue me and arrest me. If you have no evidence, you can close your mouth. Do you know, shut your stinky mouth for me."
The fat girl said, "Hmph, I will remember you."
Li Xiangxiang pulled Tang Ye and said, "Let's go, Brother Ye, don't be as knowledgeable as her, let's go."
"There will be a period later." The fat girl said loudly.
"You have your horse." Tang Ye cursed lightly.
The two got into a taxi and drove towards the suburbs. In the car, Li Xiangxiang asked with a smile: "Is that fat girl right?"
"Very right." Tang Ye replied with a smile.
"You are so scared to me. I really want to know what happened at that time. I remember that it was on the bridge pier that was more than 1,000 meters high. It just fell down and it was so fast. How did you do it?" Li Xiangxiang admired Tang Ye even more.
Tang Ye smiled and said, "When you are in disaster and in fear, you will not be terrified."
"I will, I feel I will, on the roof of the car, wow, fortunately nothing happened to you, but next time you have to promise me not to do this again." She fell on Tang Ye's shoulder.
Tang Ye smiled and said, "Of course, don't worry, I won't take risks like this anymore. At least on the roof of the high-speed rail, I promise this is the last time."
"That's good." She grabbed Tang Ye's hand and a strong sense of happiness came to her heart.
Soon, the taxi stopped in a residential community on the outskirts of the city. Tang Ye paid the money and said to Li Xiangxiang: "I have to buy clothes. It is definitely not OK to meet your parents in this outfit. The first impression is very important."
"Okay, let's go." She bought a few clothes with Tang Ye, and Tang Ye put them on. She went to the bookstore to buy a set of mainland history and also bought clothes for elderly women. Then she carried two big bags and walked towards Li Xiangxiang's house.
The community is relatively old and may have been built for 20 years. The elderly inside are resting in the shade, while some children are playing basketball. At this time, Tang Ye’s cell phone rang, and Tang Ye answered, and it was Han Xue who called.
"Where are you? When I woke up, I didn't see you. Where have you been?" Han Xue looked tired.
"I'll go out to buy some food and come back tonight. You have a good rest. With Sister Yan here, she will definitely protect people, don't worry." Tang Ye said with a smile.
"Oh, then I'm going out to take a roller coaster in the afternoon." She said. Tang Ye said, "Don't run around, it's very dangerous outside. Follow my brother's words, try not to go out."
"Oh, OK, I'm obedient."
"I'll be back soon. Now I have something to do, so beg."
Tang Ye hung up the phone, and Li Xiangxiang asked: "Who?"
"My sister."
"You have a sister?"
"Yes, I just haven't mentioned it to you, and there is more than one."
"How many are there?" Li Xiangxiang asked with a smile.
"Three or four."
"Three or four?" Li Xiangxiang asked.
“Four.”
"Ah, why are there so many?" She was a little unacceptable. Tang Wan smiled and said, "Not many, only four. Our place is in the countryside. Whoever gave birth to more means that the family is prosperous and has more honors. If you give birth to less, it is a shame and will be looked down upon."
"It turns out to be like this, it's so feudal." Li Xiangxiang complained.
"This is called tradition, and it is right to carry forward traditional ideas."
"Go, feudalism, it's feudalism."
"Seal your mouth and cut your tongue."
"Cut you, cut you." She put her fingers into scissors shapes and cut Tang Ye's chin.
Until the sixth floor, Tang Ye was carrying something and sweating from his nose. "Why are your house on the sixth floor? It would be strange if your parents are not tired."
"It's our parents. Listen, don't call you parents in the future. We are our parents. Our parents are in great health and very healthy. Let's go in." She rang the doorbell and rang a few times, and the door was opened.
I saw a bald middle-aged man with hair loss, relatively thin, wearing myopia glasses and opening the door. "Dad, I'm back."
"Oh, Xiangxiang is back, hurry, come in quickly."
Li Xiangxiang pulled Tang Ye outside the door and said, "Dad, my boyfriend is back too."
"Boyfriend?" This intellectual elder with a low head immediately raised his head when he saw Tang Ye, stared at Tang Ye and glanced at him for a few times. He felt that this man was very domineering, but his face was still a little ugly. He held his hands behind his back and said with a weak face: "Come in."
"Come on, come in quickly." Li Xiangxiang pulled Tang Ye in.
After closing the door, Tang Ye sat on the sofa in the house and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, I heard Xiangxiang say that you love studying human nature, history, and culture the most. I specially bought you a complete set of history, and I believe you love this book the most."
Old Man Li was in a bad mood, but when he heard Tang Ye say this, he immediately said: "Where is it, where is it?"
"In this box." Tang Ye patted the box.
Chapter completed!