Chapter 656 Too busy to get out
Inside the dean, Duke was watching TV while fighting Landlord online.
There is no way, the dean needs to relax, too.
Sharpening a knife will not delay chopping wood! Only by being full of mental state can one better devote himself to work and be a better person... Cough cough, this is the Great American Emperor, and it should be said that he can better withstand the sugar-coated cannonballs of capitalism and strengthen the core socialist values.
Dean Du works 15 minutes a day and signs several documents. The remaining 7 hours and 45 minutes are all used to play games with krypton gold, perfectly resisting the corrosion of hedonism in the capital world.
Don’t ask where the money comes from, but it just happens that his private account is the same as the account number of Arkham Hospital. Director Du is not aware of this. If he knows, he will definitely not do this. It’s all the fault of the bank!
Maybe it was because he was not lucky today. After a few hours, Duke failed to win. As a result, as soon as he quit the game, a dark shadow rushed in from the window. It was the wealthy Dark Knight Batman!
No wonder I was unlucky today, it turned out that it was your batman who was harmed.
Duke sighed that Batman was so unlucky that he had not arrived, and he had passed the bad luck a few hours in advance. He said angrily: "It's broad daylight, if there is a door and you don't go around the window, don't you know that you are a positive person now?"
The evil Saiyan attempted to occupy the earth, and Batman and others stepped forward and became the most prestigious superheroes. Although they were abused miserably, at least they stood up, so they received high evaluations. Apart from Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman are the most famous. Wonder Woman is because of her long legs, and Batman is because of her long legs...
In short, it is true that Duke said that Batman was a positive character, because of his heroic behavior that dared to sacrifice, no one said he was a freak.
"I don't want to be a positive person. I would rather turn into darkness and make everyone afraid of me..." Batman said in a low voice. Even if Duke pointed out his true identity, he kept wearing a mask, as if he wasn't Bruce Wayne.
"So, are there anyone afraid of you now?" Duke said hilariously.
Batman was speechless. The earth is very peaceful now. The super villains have changed their careers to become civil servants, not to mention ordinary little thieves, who disappeared one by one. Except for those "Allah Hu Akba", they are helpless in the action. When other bad guys appear for more than five minutes, they will be beaten by the suicide squad that comes to hear the news.
There are too few bad guys, and the return of regular work is nowhere to be done. The suicide squad is also desperate, wondering if they want to fight each other.
The reason why Batman turned into darkness is because there are too many Gotham criminals and he wants to establish an image that makes criminals frightened. But now there are few perverts in Gotham City, and he has become a super idol. Then someone will be afraid of him.
On the surface, Mayor Kadu used official power to fight crime, and secretly there was a clown game that shocked people. If it weren't for the threat from the Saiyan, Batman had been laid off and returned home, and was honestly his billionaire, drinking wine and playing with women every day.
It's such a big deal. Batman never thought that one day the person who snatched his job would be the Joker.
After a while of depression, Batman said, "Du...Director, I'm here today because I have something to ask you for help."
"I was kidding. I was so busy that I couldn't get out of my way just by handling the hospital's official duties every day. How could I have time to help you!" Duke stood up from the seat and played games for a long time. His shoulders were sore. I'll let Quizel step on it later.
"I can see that you really can't get out of it..." Batman complained with powerlessness.
"You can see this too?"
"Well, you didn't zip it."
“…”
Duke looked down and saw that the middle door was really wide open, and Mickey Mouse's smile was revealed.
"Ahem, you know, the hospital is busy with official business, and I have to squeeze in time when I go to the toilet, so I forgot about it!" Facing Batman's contemptuous look, Duke zipped up his zipper, his face was neither blushed nor breathing, and he was quite demeanor of the dean.
In fact, he scolded Kuizel half to death in his heart, and actually dared to make pranks on the dean. When he talked to her tonight, he would not have the surname Du if he didn't talk about her and cried.
"Okay, let me hear what you want to ask me for help!" Facing Batman's 'I understand' eyes, even the thick-skinned Duke was a little embarrassed.
"No, for world peace, you have to help me with this." Batman insisted.
"I heard it right, isn't the world already peaceful?" With the current lineup of the Earth, who else can make a mistake... Darkside may be able to do it, but in the future, the Steppenwolf dares to emerge and boil it into a wolf bone soup in minutes.
Speaking of this, Duke feels very accomplished and is just a peaceful world. Just cosplay it and it will be solved in one go!
"No, the current peace is only based on the threat of Saiyans. This is not reliable, and it can even be said to be very fragile." Batman pointed out incisively: "It doesn't matter if the Saiyans have been there for three years and five years. But in ten years, war will break out on the earth. Major forces have mastered the ace of the super team and will never give up their own interests because of an illusory enemy. I am afraid that it will be a war to destroy human civilization... To be honest, I really hope that the Saiyans will come to Earth again in two years, at least to avoid humans' killing each other."
Duke's heart broke out, what does Batman mean to tell him this? Did this guy see it? Do you want to be so Hao?
impossible!
The best performer of the actor perfectly interprets Vegeta before being nourished by Buma. Even Kakarot cannot tell whether it is true or false. Why can Batman see the flaws?
"But, what does this have to do with me? I'm just a mental illness, but I'm just a director of a mental hospital!" Duke Bara Bara: "You should have investigated me. Before coming to Arkham, I was a goldfish guy who took a little luoli to watch goldfish. At the level of an ordinary citizen, I'm powerless to maintain world peace!"
"I did investigate you, so I'm sure the person I'm investigating was not you, or that was not your true self, you've been hiding yourself." Batman swore.
"Damn, you can see this!" Duke was shocked, thank you for helping me with your imagination. You are such a good person.
"The obvious result! Before and after entering Arkham, there were only two people. And I have investigated the Goldfish man, both of whom are unrepentant luoli controls. Your female secretary has passed the luoli shelf life and has long breasts and thighs, but you keep it by your side..." Batman looked like "There is only one truth": "You are not the Goldfish man at all, all of this is your disguise!"
Duke: "…"
Thank you for helping me get rid of my sins, and, are you really Batman?
"Dean Du, do you have anything else to explain?" Batman asked righteously.
"No, you're so right. I'm not a goldfish guy." Duke nodded repeatedly. Luoli is not as good as a lady with long breasts and thighs. When Old Man Du was pushing the cart from behind, he couldn't even find a handle. A bad review!
"Since that's the case, let's start talking about saving the world!"
"Okay... What a shit!" Duke was almost surrounded by Batman. Is he a goldfish man and saving the world?
Thanks to book friends: elegant cabbage, beautiful girls aged 16 to 25, 08a, mouse root, just passing by, fairy tail, Wu Ci.
Chapter completed!