Chapter 1: Driving through the RV
Time: The fourth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, spring
Location: In a large valley of Nantuo Mountain
Character: Li Hao
"Hey! Brother! You may not believe it when you say it, I've traveled through time!" A ten-year-old Taoist boy wearing a blue short Taoist shirt was shouting excitedly at his phone, he was Li Hao.
"What did you say? If you can't hear it clearly, you will hear the noise. Where are you? What's the signal! In a few days, it will be the 60th birthday of your parents. Come back quickly! Don't lose your links, otherwise..."
With a "drip beep", the phone turned off, it was...it was out of power.
Li Hao was stunned and shouted depressedly: "I'll go! There was no power at the critical moment! Fortunately, I have an RV!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the huge container truck beside him. Li Hao was undoubtedly a lucky person. Just travel through time. However, he drove over in a RV. This container truck was his modified RV. No, it was modified by his brother. He borrowed it for a trip. He had a car accident on the way home from Xinjiang. The car rushed off the cliff and then traveled through time. His body also changed from 28 to the state he was ten years old, which made him very depressed.
It has been five days since he traveled to this world. During the five days, he has been trying to adapt to this world. First, he worshipped a master, named Zhiyuan Zhenren.
Who is Zhiyuan Zhenren? The master of Jingyun Taoist Temple in Nantuo Mountain. There are only two people living in the huge Nantuo Mountain, one is Zhiyuan Zhenren, and the other is his disciple. Zhiyuan Zhenren undoubtedly became the leader of Nantuo Mountain and the local tyrant.
Li Hao's decision to become a disciple is very wise. As a modern person who traveled through time to ancient times, if he went alone, he would probably not live for a few days. It is necessary to find a life guide. Zhiyuan Zhenren is undoubtedly the best candidate he can find at present.
Although Li Hao worked very hard to adapt to ancient life, there was one thing he could not bear, that was, there was no toilet paper in the Tang Dynasty.
People in the Tang Dynasty generally used toilet slices. What is toilet slices? In fact, they are long bamboo slices. After pulling the cake, scrape them twice on the chrysanthemums. After using them, wash the bamboo slices. If the user is lazy, they don’t even need to wash them. They continue to use them next time...
Li Hao firmly believed that it was not that he was picky, but that this fact was too disgusting and could not be accepted by any modern person.
This morning, Li Hao woke up and found that something was wrong with his stomach. He seemed to have diarrhea. He missed toilet paper too much. Fortunately, there were two boxes of toilet paper in his car, which was enough to last for a while, otherwise the dirty and hard toilet chips would definitely make his anus rise.
Speaking of this, Li Hao thought of his own feat. He secretly tore up a few books to wipe his butt the day before yesterday. I wonder if his master has discovered it... In this era, paper is a luxury. Not to mention gold, it is at least silver. Who would use paper to wipe his butt? He would definitely be scolded and kicked by the donkey.
In order to get a happy trip, Li Hao walked nearly ten miles of mountain road to the valley, found the RV, and then took the toilet paper to solve the problem on the spot. He dared to swear that this was the most enjoyable trip he had since come to this world.
As soon as he picked up his pants, Li Hao's cell phone suddenly rang. It was called by his brother Li Cheng. After traveling through time, he could actually receive a call from his brother. Li Hao was so excited that he hurriedly talked to Li Cheng. However, the reality was cruel. After all, the two were in different worlds, and even if there were any time and space cracks that leaked the radio wave signal, they were still very weak, so Li Cheng couldn't hear what he was saying at all.
It’s okay if the signal is bad, but the key is that the phone call is halfway through, and suddenly it’s out of power. What does it mean to lose the chain? This is called losing the chain.
Li Hao got into the car and found the charger and started charging his phone. He waited boredly and began to make plans for his future.
Li Hao used to be a person who enjoyed timely. "The boat will naturally be straight when it reaches the bridge" is his motto, but this time it is different. After all, this is a strange world. In order to live well in this world, he must make plans in advance.
So far, his biggest reliance is this RV. The super-large battery and solar panels on this RV have a long service life. According to Li Cheng, it can reach 30 years, which was created by Li Cheng who spent nearly one million oceans to invite friends.
In the short term, he didn't seem to have to worry about electricity. Then he opened the refrigerator and found that there were a lot of vegetables and fruits, tomatoes, dried peppers, peppers, green peppers, onions, eggs, corn... many things seemed to be unavailable in this era. Since it was unavailable in this era, it was... good things.
Li Hao took these things out of the refrigerator and wrapped them in hard paper. When he returned to Jingyun Temple, he found an open space to dry the seeds, which would definitely be of great use in the future.
After wrapping the things in the refrigerator, it took about ten minutes to calculate the time. Li Hao picked up his phone and turned it on. The power was successful. He was so excited.
The WeChat message prompt sounded, and Li Hao quickly opened WeChat and found that Li Cheng had sent a WeChat message: "What are you doing? You can't hear what you said on the phone. You just wanted you to send me a WeChat message, but why did you suddenly turn off the phone again? After receiving the message, you quickly reply to me with a message."
Li Hao hurriedly used his hands and replied to WeChat, which read: "Brother, I've traveled through time."
He tweeted the send button nervously, delaying it for nearly ten seconds, and finally the sending was successful. Now he felt at ease. After a while, he ding dong and WeChat prompted.
When he opened the check, he collapsed instantly. It turned out that what Li Cheng sent was a screenshot, which was a screenshot of their chat. The picture showed that all the WeChat content he sent had turned into garbled codes and could not understand a single word.
"Fuck!" Li Hao shouted depressedly, his head flew around, and suddenly he thought of something. He quickly opened his browser to surf the Internet with his mobile phone. The browser was stuck there and there was no reaction. Just when he was about to give up, a news page actually popped up with the browser.
"You can go online!" He screamed excitedly. At this moment, he received several WeChat messages in succession. When he opened it, he saw that it was sent by Li Cheng. The first few asked him where he was and if something happened, and the last one was a string of numbers.
When Li Hao saw this string of numbers, he was stunned. Suddenly his eyes lit up. He quickly clicked on the keyboard and sent a string of numbers back.
This string of numbers is his and Li Cheng's secret. This is Moss' code, a very advanced thing. It was a bit funny to say the reason they learned Moss' code at the beginning, but they actually cheated for the exam.
Logically speaking, so many years have passed, Li Hao should have forgotten the password source, but for some reason, since he traveled through time, he felt that his body had changed. First of all, he found that his strength had become very strong. His ten-year-old body could actually lift sixty kilograms of stones; his memory has also become super good, and he can almost remember reading books and other things. The Moss password source in his mind was particularly clear. As soon as he saw the password sent by Li Cheng, he immediately deciphered it, and the content was: "Are you kidnapped?" and the content of his reply was: "I traveled through time."
After a while, Li Cheng's WeChat came again, and it was still a string of numbers, which translated into: "How is that possible?"
After seeing this message, Li Hao screamed excitedly: "It's great, it's successful, there will be no garbled codes for sending numbers." Then he hurriedly replied to him, "I fell off a cliff in a car accident, and then I went through time."
Li Cheng replied to the message: "You can still chat with me on WeChat after traveling through time, how are you teasing me?"
Li Hao replied: "I don't know why, but I can only send numbers. It seems that the signal is very weak, but I can receive the text if you send it."
After a long time, Li Cheng replied to the text message: "Where is the place where the fall from the cliff?"
Li Hao: "The guardrail next to it was broken in the southern section of Langya Mountain Highway."
As soon as he sent the message, he suddenly heard a strange scream, which scared him. When he turned around, he saw a little yellow-haired monkey running into the carriage and coming to him, whispering and screaming, as if he was trying to tell him something.
When Li Hao saw the monkey, he became angry and said angrily: "Die monkey, why are you here?"
This is not an ordinary monkey, this is a monkey who traveled through the future world with him. In fact, the reason why Li Hao was in a car accident was due to this monkey.
At that time, he happened to drive by the Langya Mountain Highway, which was an unmanned land. The weather was not good and it was drizzling. The monkey suddenly crossed the road, which scared him so much that he panicked and turned the steering wheel. Although he tried his best to step on the brakes, the road was too slippery, so the car accident happened.
This monkey seems to be quite smart and cute. After coming to this world, he likes to follow Li Hao. Although Li Hao is annoyed it, he finally forgives it, but he still refuses to forgive it and named it "Dead Monkey".
Li Hao was about to pick up the monkey when he suddenly heard a swearing: "Boy, get out, I know you are here, don't hide..."
"The master is here too? The dead monkey brought him?" Li Hao was shocked and rushed out of the carriage. He heard the voice of Zhiyuan Zhenren approaching here, which was probably only more than fifty meters away from here at most.
"Oh Cao! You can't let him find the RV!" Li Hao screamed and rushed towards Zhiyuan Zhenren. Fortunately, the valley was big enough and the bushes were covered, blocking his view. Otherwise, the RV would definitely be discovered, and then his identity as a time traveler would be exposed.
Li Hao was shuttled through the bushes, passing through a large wall-like vine, and saw Zhiyuan Zhenren. He saw Zhiyuan Zhenren holding a purple-black vine with murderous aura in his hand, four words describe the bad person.
As soon as Zhiyuan Zhenren saw Li Hao, his eyes suddenly shone. He raised the vine and pointed at Li Hao from afar: "Boy, I found you. Today I will not kill you!"
Li Hao instinctively took a step back, pointed at Zhiyuan Zhenren, and shouted: "Stop!"
Zhiyuan Zhenren was stunned when he heard this. He never expected that Li Hao would dare to talk to him with this attitude. He was his master!
"Boy! You are so rebellious. I dare to order your master!" Zhiyuan Zhen glared at him and said that, he was about to step forward to beat Li Hao.
However, a foul stinking stink came to your nose.
"What does it smell?" Zhiyuan Zhenren stopped and sniffed hard.
Chapter completed!