When Li Hao heard Xu Lian's words, he secretly praised him. It can be seen that Xu Lian is still good to him and is actually worried about him. However, Xu Lian then muttered: "What do I do for him? Even if Your Majesty cut him down, it doesn't matter to me."

Li Hao:...

More than an hour later, the drunk Li Hao was taken to the Ganlu Hall of Tai Chi Palace. Xu Lian went in and reported: "Report to Your Majesty, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, was looking for a meeting outside the hall."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Xuan!" Perhaps it was because of Li Hao's hundred poems that he was in a good mood today.

However, when Li Hao walked into the Ganlu Palace, Li Shimin's face changed, and his eyebrows couldn't help but twisted together. Li Hao was shaking left and right, almost unable to walk in a straight line, and he was holding a wine pot in his hand. Li Shimin only said in his heart: Is this guy drunk?

In order to witness Li Hao's poetry talent, Li Shimin specially called Changsun Wuji and some other important court officials over, and set up a banquet in Ganlu Hall, saying that he would drink and write poems with everyone. In fact, all this was prepared for Li Hao, but he was not easy to say it. After all, he was the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He specially hosted a banquet to entertain a seventeen-year-old who was not very good and would spoil Li Hao.

When all the ministers saw the drunk Li Hao, their expressions were mostly similar to that of Li Shimin. This was the first time they saw someone coming to meet the saint drunk, and they all felt a little expectant, as if... there was a good show to watch.

Li Hao opened his eyelids hard after entering the hall and finally saw Li Shimin. Then he knelt down on the ground, sticking his butt and shouted with his tongue: "My minister Li Hao pays homage to my emperor, Tian Khan, I wish my emperor to dominate the world for thousands of years!"

Ha! Why is this sentence so familiar? Some people remembered it. Isn’t this what Li Hao said when he was flattering when he first met the saint? After three years, this guy came to flatter again. Everyone was puzzled: He is really drunk?

Li Shimin felt happy when he heard this. His frown gradually spread out and spread his hands and said, "Li Hao is calm!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Li Hao stood up clumsily and staggered on the spot, with acting cells emitting every pore in his body.

Li Shimin stared at him for a long time, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Li Hao, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk?" Why did Li Shimin ask this? Because last time Li Hao pretended to be drunk and made a big fuss in the Imperial College.

Li Hao grinned and shook his head, "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm a wine fairy, how could I be drunk?" He even lifted the wine pot and took a sip.

Everyone had to accept it when they heard this. This guy said he was not drunk, but he was telling others that he was really drunk. Which drunk person admitted that he was drunk? As for whether he was drunk... guess.

Li Shimin was helpless, pointed to the empty case where no one was around and said, "Please take your seat."

Li Hao walked up to the case and looked at it. He found that there were many fruity foods and wines on the case. He quickly picked up the wine pot and took a sip, and then laughed: "Good wine! Thank you Your Majesty!" Then he sat down and started to eat and drink.

He was eating and drinking happily, and Li Shimin suddenly chanted slowly: "The bright moon emerges from the Tianshan Mountains, among the vast sea of ​​clouds. The spring breeze blows through Yumen Pass for thousands of miles. Li Hao, was this song "Guanshan Yue" written by you?"

Li Hao grinned and said, "The essay is a joke, Your Majesty will laugh." After that, he continued to eat and drink.

Li Shimin laughed and said, "I'm not a small tone. Such a good poem is actually a casual work, and I wrote a hundred good poems in one go. If this is your casual work, then will I have talents in the Tang Dynasty?"

Li Hao smiled foolishly when he heard this: "We don't have many talents in the Tang Dynasty, hehe, Weichen is one of them, hehe."

As soon as this statement was made, everyone was shocked. I had seen people who were pretending to be so arrogant. I ran to Li Shimin to brag and betray him. What about death?

"Okay, very good, you're very good!" Li Shimin was angry at him, and then pointed at him, "Since you say you are a talent, I will test you today. Aren't you very good at writing poetry? Now I want you to write a poem in the palace. This poem must be in line with this situation and this scene, and must be a good poem. You must satisfy everyone here. Otherwise... Humph, you should go back to the Dali Temple prison."

Li Hao shaking up, straightened his tongue and shouted: "Abide by Your Majesty's will—"

I saw him staggering into the hall with a wine pot, drooping his eyelids and saying, "Today, Your Majesty invites all the ministers, there are banquets and wines, and life is happy. Today, I will write a song "To Become a Wine" to help you with the spirit of drinking."

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, as if brewing. After a while, he slowly raised his right hand, put his fingers together, pointed at the top of his mouth, and chanted: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, flows to the sea and never returns."

After reciting this sentence, he held the wine pot in his left hand and gently stroked his hair with his right hand: "Don't you see the bright mirror of the high hall sad with white hair, and the morning is like blue hair and the evening turns into snow."

The two sentences immediately shocked the audience. Everyone stared at Li Hao with wide eyes, without blinking, as if they were witnessing the most important moment in history.

"You must be happy when you are in a happy life, don't let the golden cup face the moon empty." When chanting this sentence, Li Hao raised the wine pot, as if he was facing the moon. Since he wanted to show off, then pretend to be more thorough.

"I was born with my talents and I will be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone."

When Li Shimin heard this sentence, his expression became very exciting. Is this like what Li Hao said? It's too fake.

"It is fun to cook sheep and slaughter cattle. You have to drink three hundred cups at a time. Tian Khan, Duke Zhao, you will be in wine, don't stop..."

When talking about "Tian Khan", he raised the wine pot and looked at Li Shimin. When talking about Duke Zhao, he picked up the wine glass from the table and toasted Changsun Wuji. He was really full of emotion and pretended to be full of pretentiousness.

"A horse with a thousand gold fur, Hu'er is about to go out for good wine, and he will be able to save you the eternal sorrow!" When Li Hao finished chanting the last sentence, he raised his wine pot and poured wine into his mouth. To be honest, he was really drunk until now, but he was still sober. He had decided to get out as soon as possible, otherwise there might be something wrong.

He poured his mouth full of wine, swallowed it, then shook his head for a long time, and fell to the ground with a plop.

Seeing this, Li Shimin hurriedly said, "Xu Lian, go and help him up!"

Xu Lian hurriedly ran over and pulled Li Hao up. Li Hao lay on the ground like a dead pig, motionless and unconscious.

Xu Lian turned around helplessly: "Your Majesty, old slave..."

"Forget it." Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Li Hao's Shicai must be the best in the world. I am very pleased that the Tang Dynasty has such a talent."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Hao, who was unconscious of the situation, suddenly muttered in a daze: "Li Hao wrote hundreds of poems on wine, and he slept in a restaurant in Chang'an. The emperor called him not to attend court, and he said that he was a fairy in the wine."

Li Shimin was dead there, and all the ministers also froze. Is this really slapping Li Shimin in the face? Oh, there is a good show to watch.

Li Shimin was so angry that this guy actually broke his own stage in public and slapped him in the face. He really doubted whether Li Hao did it on purpose. This was simply... he didn't know what to say about Li Hao. He really loved and hated him. If Li Hao hadn't really had great talent, he would have cut Li Hao twice.

All the ministers stared at Li Shimin. They were looking forward to how our Mr. Tian Khan treated Li Hao's slap in the face. Should he cut his meat off and dried it and made bacon, or chop it directly to make dumplings?

In fact, Li Hao was very nervous at the moment. It was still very adventurous to recite these two lines of poetry, but he had to recite, why, because today's popularity is a bit big, he must suppress himself appropriately. The same sentence is still the better to suppress himself than others, after all, he is still a little bit sensible.

As a veteran actor who has been in the past for many years, Li Shimin was embarrassed for a moment and then had a solution to deal with it. He pretended to be angry and snorted: "This bastard is so arrogant. He passed on my instructions and gave Li Hao's words to the emperor - Shimakuai!"

When the ministers heard this, they had to secretly admire Li Shimin was indeed amazing. He resolved the embarrassment in one sentence, not only showed his mind, but also recognized Li Hao's poetry talent. The most important thing was to warn Li Hao: Young people, don't be too crazy, beware of the disaster coming from their mouths.

From then on, Li Hao had another name, Li Shikuang, which sounded quite awesome.

That night, Tian Meng, the general of the Left Jinwu Guard, took the Jinwu Guard to send Li Hao, who was unconscious, to his home. When the family saw Li Hao unconscious, they thought Li Hao was dead. They all came forward and hugged Li Hao and cried. Tian Meng sweated wildly and told them that Li Hao was just drunk. Only then did the whole family breathe a sigh of relief and quickly sent Li Hao to the bathhouse for a bath.

In ancient times, the maids were served by maids when taking baths, so Shi Xiaoyun and Persian sisters entered the bathhouse together to take a bath for Li Hao.

Li Hao knew that he could not pretend anymore, so he quickly resurrected. He scared the three girls and then drove them all out of the bathhouse and took a happy bath by himself.

Since the weather is quite hot now, the water in the bathhouse is warm and it is very comfortable to soak. Li Hao put the towel on his head, leaned against the pool, and sighed happily: "Building this bathhouse is really right. Now it's so comfortable to soak. In winter, it's still unpleasant. Well, before winter, you have to quickly build a sauna steam room, just like the Future World sauna, and get a few private rooms. Hehe, there are so many beauties at home, let them knock on my back at that time, let me think about who will knock on my back first..." At the end of his words, his face was full of vulgar smiles.

The next day, Li Hao got up very late, after all, he drank a lot of alcohol yesterday.

He was still on the bed, and the sound of smashing the door was heard. Du Hong shouted outside the door: "Young Master, get up quickly, come the imperial edict!"

Li Hao was shocked and jumped from the bed, quickly put on his clothes in a hurry, wiped his face with a wet towel, and rushed out of the door to answer the order.

When he arrived at the front yard, Xu Lian was waiting anxiously. Li Hao hurriedly led all the servants to kneel down the mountain and shout: "My minister Li Hao received the order!"

Xu Lian hurriedly promulgated the imperial edict: "Transfer the emperor's oral order, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, will go to Ganlu Temple to face the holy! How proud!"

"Watch the Saint again?" Li Hao was shocked, not knowing what Li Shimin had to do.

He hurriedly took out a few silver flasks from his pocket and stuffed them into Xu Lian's hand, asking, "Eunuch Xu, I wonder what His Majesty called me this time?"
Chapter completed!