Chapter 381(1/2)
If you try to be cool, you will suffer.
After finishing his work in the morning, Kakashi was about to go home when he unexpectedly saw a sneaky figure next to the Konoha bathhouse.
Kakashi stopped in his tracks, not to mention that he was the first leader of the training team, and the sense of justice in his heart also made him hate this kind of peeping behavior.
Just when the sneaky figure was about to stand on tiptoes to peek, Kakashi decided to teach him a painful lesson.
Kakashi put his hands together, with his little finger and ring finger crossed, and his index and middle fingers merged straight together.
"The Secret of Konoha Taijutsu Thousand Years of Killing!"
Whoosh!
A powerful chakra burst out, and Kakashi disappeared instantly, turning into a stream of light that quickly stabbed towards the sneaking figure's buttocks.
Standing under the window, Jiraiya imagined the beautiful white bodies behind the wooden wall. Not only did he smile, he stood on tiptoes, looking forward to the heavenly scenery.
Just when Jiraiya felt the water vapor baptized with the beauty's fragrance, he vaguely felt a chill on his back, so he subconsciously glanced back.
Then he saw Kakashi, who was approaching him quickly.
"No!" Looking at Kakashi's raised finger, Jiraiya seemed to feel the unspeakable pain in the dark and shouted.
Only then did Kakashi realize that this sneaky guy was actually Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, and his teacher's teacher.
But it was too late now, Kakashi's strong fingers penetrated directly into Jiraiya's delicate daisy.
The pain that could not be described in words broke out instantly and spread throughout the body like an electric current. Jiraiya's face suddenly turned green, he jumped ten meters high in pain, and then fell to the ground hard.
When he fell, Jiraiya did not prioritize protecting his important head by holding it, but chose to cover Hinagiku who suffered an inhuman blow.
Jiraiya swore that nothing could be more painful than this, and he never wanted to suffer it a second time in his life.
"Ahem." Kakashi coughed in embarrassment, then put his hands behind his back and asked with an embarrassed look:
"Jiraiya-sama, why are you sneaking around the women's bathhouse wearing a gray robe? It can easily be mistaken as a pervert who comes to spy on the women's bathhouse."
If Jiraiya hadn't deliberately worn a gray baggy robe, Kakashi thought he would have recognized it.
He was wearing clothes to cover up his figure, and he was looking around furtively. Anyone who looked at him would think he was a pervert who came to spy on the women's bathhouse.
"What's peeping? That's called gathering information!" Jiraiya subconsciously retorted after hearing the word peeping.
Kakashi:……
Maybe he didn't hit the wrong person.
"Ahem." Jiraiya, who realized that he seemed to have said something that exposed himself, coughed twice, and then explained:
"Actually, I just returned to Konoha and I was too tired, so I prepared to take a bath in the bathhouse to relax."
"By the way, your name is Kakashi. I remember you are not Minato's disciple. Why are you hanging around the women's bathhouse? Peeping is not a good habit." Jiraiya showed a serious face, as if he was the one who was trying to persuade the upcoming
A glorious and upright man who fell into evil ways and was an ignorant young man.
Kakashi is speechless, he still uses the women's bathhouse to peek? His wife is one of the most beautiful.
However, Jiraiya is his ancestor after all, and he is also a senior who has made great contributions to Konoha. In addition, what he just did also made Kakashi a little unreasonable, so he chose to ignore what just happened and talk about it.
What happened when Jiraiya came back.
"Jiraiya-sama, you haven't been back for a while. Let me go and inform Minato-sensei. He will probably be very happy when he knows you are back."
"Moreover, while you were away from the village, Tsunade-sama also came back." Kakashi thought for a while and added.
"Haha, I've known about Tsunade for a long time. There's no need for Minato. He's also the Hokage now and has a lot of business to do. I'd better go find him. There happens to be something." Jiraiya stood up and said,
He smiled and said.
Although he was severely beaten by Kakashi with the Millennium Kill, Jiraiya quickly forgave Kakashi.
Jiraiya was used to peeping and being beaten, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it. The risks were directly proportional to the benefits.
Although Kakashi's Thousand-Year Kill was painful, it was still better than Tsunade's.
Tsunade almost beat him to death that time, she really almost died.
"Then I won't disturb you, Jiraiya-sama. I'm going home." Kakashi nodded and bid farewell to Jiraiya.
There was a lovely daughter and a beautiful wife waiting for him at home, so what was it like standing next to the women's bathhouse chatting with a senior person?
"Yeah." Jiraiya nodded, then remembered something, took out a novel from his pocket and gave it to Kakashi, he chuckled and said: "Even if it's a meeting gift, you will definitely like it.
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"Intimate Heaven..." Kakashi read the name of the novel, scratched his hair, and finally took it.
He really likes reading novels, especially when he is at his most depressed. He often reads some darker novels, some even talk about how to commit suicide.
Kakashi thanked him and left.
Looking at Kakashi's slowly leaving figure, Jiraiya's originally vulgar smile suddenly turned serious.
"It's really incredible. I didn't expect Minato's disciples to have such strength. Even I feel in danger."
Although Jiraiya had just focused his mind and body on peeping, the strength Kakashi showed could not be ignored by Jiraiya.
The lightning-like speed and the powerful and rich chakra all tell the story of Kakashi's power.
Anyway, let Jiraiya tell it, when he was that big, ten of him wouldn't be able to beat the current Kakashi.
"Then is it possible that he is the child of prophecy?" Jiraiya thought for a while, and finally shook his head, denying Kakashi.
Although Kakashi is very strong, he once met a boy who was even more talented and possessed the legendary Rinnegan Eye of the Sage of Six Paths.
Even Jiraiya couldn't guarantee that he was the son of the prophecy, and Kakashi had no chance.
Jiraiya straightened his fat gray robe, covered the injured area on his hand with a distorted expression, and walked slowly towards Konoha Hospital. He let out hissing inhalations from time to time, and his pain was evident.
Just now in front of his disciple's disciples, Jiraiya pretended to be nonchalant just to save face.
But how could it be okay? The fingers imbued with chakra penetrated that delicate place!
While passing through a crowded street, Jiraiya felt countless curious eyes looking at him. Not only did he subconsciously speed up his pace, but it also made the torn place even more painful.
"It's time to talk to Minato and ask him to list this taijutsu as a forbidden technique. It should be included in the book of seals and cannot be used easily." Jiraiya thought in pain.
How could there be such a cruel and terrifying physical technique that simultaneously destroys a person's body and spirit?
Jiraiya finally understood why that move was called the Thousand-Year Death, and he felt as painful as a Thousand-Year Death.
In the end, Jiraiya couldn't bear it anymore, and he endured the pain and rushed to Konoha Hospital with a few jumps.
But just when Jiraiya arrived at the door of Konoha Hospital, a special sound suddenly came into Jiraiya's ears.
Jiraiya frowned for a while. This was a signal to convene a jounin meeting. All jounin who heard the signal, except those with special missions, or there were force majeure factors, after hearing the signal, the jounin had to go to the Hokage building.
Have a meeting.
Of course, Jiraiya is also a jounin and wants to participate in the jounin meeting.
However, Jiraiya felt that his situation was an irresistible factor, so he thought about it and continued walking towards the hospital.
Then Jiraiya saw Tsunade walking out of the hospital.
Konoha Hospital belongs to the Medical Department and is considered a subsidiary structure of the Medical Department.
But in fact, Konoha Hospital is a very important job of the Medical Department. The medical ninjas in the Medical Department all have positions in the Medical Department and are also doctors of Konoha Hospital.
Tsunade is also considered a doctor, but she is the one with the highest level, and due to special reasons, she rarely appears in person and only provides guidance.
However, even guidance is very important to other medical ninjas. This is the guidance from the medical sage who is the pinnacle of medical ninjutsu.
Today, Tsunade gave instructions on a very difficult operation. She was originally going to go home and rest, but she heard the signal from the Jonin meeting, so she planned to go to the Hokage Building.
The jounin meeting is something all jounin must attend. She is the director of the medical department, but she is also a jounin.
The difference is that she will have a stronger say in the jounin meeting and can sit closer to the Hokage.
Jiraiya missed Tsunade, but he didn't want to see Tsunade at this time. He lowered his head, trying to get through and walk into Konoha Hospital without being noticed by Tsunade.
But the two of them were old friends who had been together for ten years. How could Tsunade not recognize Jiraiya.
Although Jiraiya was wearing a fat gray robe that could not be seen, and his head was deliberately lowered, Tsunade took one look and determined that the man in the gray robe was Jiraiya.
But what puzzled Tsunade was why Jiraiya didn't dare to meet people, and walked directly past her without even saying hello to her.
Jiraiya lowered his head desperately, wishing he could bury his head in the ground.
When he walked past Tsunade, Jiraiya was really nervous to the extreme, and dense beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
The moment the two of them staggered apart, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief, as he was not discovered.
Just when Jiraiya was rejoicing, he felt a huge force coming from his shoulders, preventing him from moving a step.
"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you? You're still dressed like this in your own village. You're so sneaky and you don't even say hello to me. What do you want to do?"
The familiar female voice reached his ears, and the last trace of luck in Jiraiya's heart was wiped out.
Jiraiya turned around in embarrassment and said, "Ah, it's you Tsunade. I've seen you for so long and I was in such a hurry that I didn't recognize you."
Tsunade took back the hand that was holding Jiraiya and put her hands on her hips. She raised her eyebrows and said, "It's really you. Didn't we meet once in the Bird Country last time and we didn't recognize him?"
"But why are you back? Aren't you living a very happy life outside? You need two barmaids to drink.
To be continued...