【536】Small wedding(1/2)
"That's a must." Qiqi said with a smile, "Doesn't it look good?"
"It's quite beautiful, but I don't know who the people in it are."
"Fuck you, uncle." Zheng Chun and Qiqi said in unison, both of them became anxious.
"On purpose, on purpose, right?" Zheng Chun continued, "Stop the car, stop the car, practice, practice."
"Stop being ridiculous, brother, what's your tonnage? You and I can practice."
Zheng Chun said, "Aren't the people inside me and my wife?"
"This really doesn't look like it."
"Then let me show you this." After Qiqi finished speaking, she handed me two small red notebooks. I didn't think too much about it. I was driving and didn't dare to look carefully. I opened the first one and took a look.
Then I opened the second one and said, "Well, these two can barely tell it's you two." Then I closed the small red notebook. Suddenly I saw a few big characters. I said "Ah!"
She yelled, very loudly, "Marriage certificate!!!" followed by Qiqi and Zheng Chun who yelled "Ah" at the same time. Only then did I see the front, and rushed to the side of the road, and then I heard "
There was a "bang" sound. I stepped on the brakes in a hurry and the car stalled. The two small mushroom trash cans in front of it knocked over and fell to the side. Trash fell out everywhere.
Zheng Chun became anxious from behind, "What are you doing? You can't look at the car properly while driving! You're crazy!"
I ignored Zheng Chun, threw the small wedding album aside, held a marriage certificate in one hand, opened it, and looked at it carefully. I read out word by word, word number 255, Zheng Chun,
Born on December 16, 1975, and Lu Qiqi, born on March 14, 1982, applied for marriage. After review, they met the provisions of the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China on marriage, and the registration was approved and this certificate was issued. After I finished reading, "Ah!
"The one shouted again, "Really, fake."
Zheng Chun leaned forward and slapped me on the head, "You little brat, brother, I'm over 30 years old, shouldn't we get married? Damn it."
"Ah, no, no." I turned to look at Qiqi again, "You two, you two."
"What's wrong with the two of us?" Zheng Chun said, "Get the certificate first, and hold a wedding in a few days. I'm too busy recently."
"Brother, you two are serious."
"What nonsense?" Qiqi also said, "Do you think this certificate was obtained casually? Do you think we are playing house? I am also twenty-five and will be twenty-six soon, okay?"
"Oh my god!" I stretched out my hand to cover my face. "I said, "Why don't the two eldest brothers have any warning? I'm really depressed. I said you two, you two."
"The two of us, what the two of us." Qiqi said, "Just prepare some money. Right, husband."
"Yes, wife."
"Come on, husband, give me a kiss."
"Okay, wife." Zheng Chun and Qiqi looked at each other and said "huh" vigorously.
"Husband, you promised me that you would give me a super, super grand wedding."
"That's necessary." Zheng Chun patted his chest, "I never lie, don't worry." Then he put his ear on Qiqi's belly, feeling extremely happy. I have never seen Zheng Chun so happy.
Smile: "Come, come, listen to our son and see if he can call him daddy."
"Ah!" I yelled again.
"Damn it. You're fucking crazy." Zheng Chun was really anxious.
When I heard this, I quickly shook my head, "No, no, Brother Chun, what did you say?"
"My son, don't scare my son." Zheng Chun pointed at Qiqi's belly.
"Then what if it's a daughter."
"It's okay, if it's a daughter, we're looking for one."
"I just hate your patriarchal thinking."
"That's right, my wife is God." I said again.
"Yes, yes, look at what Xiao Wang Yue said, this is the truth."
"Go away, it's none of your business. I'm not talking about my wife, I'm talking about my children."
"The one who gives birth to a girl will also be someone else's wife in the future, and that is still God."
"Get lost, don't make trouble for yourself."
"Boys and girls are the same," Qiqi said, "I just like girls."
"Okay, okay, let's just go on with the birth."
Qiqi curled her lips and said, "I'm not a sow."
"I'm a boar." Zheng Chun patted his belly, "Isn't it different?"
Qiqi covered her mouth and said, "I hate you."
"Go find my elder brother later and tell him about this." At this time, my phone rang.
I held the phone and said, "Hello, Brother Feng."
"Where are you? Why are you so slow?"
"I'm stimulated."
"What's wrong."
"fine."
"Hurry up. We're all here."
"Okay, Brother Feng." After hanging up the phone, I looked at Zheng Chun, "Brother, how long have you two known each other and how long have you been dating?"
"We've known each other for a year and been dating for a month." Zheng Chun said, "What's the matter? I have a problem with our marriage."
"that is."
"No. No."
"That's ok, wait until this period of busy work is over. I want to hold a wedding for my wife. Remember to help. If you are short of five thousand yuan, I will beat them up."
"You call this robbery!"
"What's going on?" Zheng Chun stretched out his big fist and almost hit Qiqi half of her face.
I quickly smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay."
"Then drive quickly, I will tell my elder brother later."
I curled my lips and murmured in a low voice, "Fashion marriages are really popular now. But they are all things for young people. They are already a lot older and they are still doing the latest trends."
"What are you talking about?" Zheng Chun shined another spoon on my head.
I turned around and said "Grass."
Then I saw Zheng Chun's face, his big fists, and his demonstrative eyes. I thought for a moment and took a deep breath. I have seen nothing like this pig. He just said it himself. But
It won’t be the same next time. Well, it won’t be the same next time. Of course, this is what I think in my heart. If I say it out loud, it will be the next time soon.
He put the wedding photos of the two of them in the back and put the marriage certificate into his clothes. Without thinking too much, he drove to the hospital and Li Feng and the others were already under the hospital.
Zheng Xiao was sitting in a wheelchair, with several people behind him, including Brother Feng and Brother Sheng on one side.
After Zheng Chun came down, he said, "Haha, big brother." Then he rushed forward, and Qiqi followed Zheng Chun.
"What have you been doing? It's taken you so long."
I sighed, "Don't mention it."
Wang Tiansheng, a gossip guy, looked around, then ran over, came to my side, stretched out his hand and pointed, "Didn't I ask you to pick up one? Why did you pick up two?"
Li Feng also came over and asked, "What's going on with these two people?" They looked at me with expressions of asking for advice.
I said "cough" twice and pointed at "Brother Feng." Look over there, the car was just hooked up to the trash can.
"It's okay, it's okay."
"Oh, so, yesterday I heard about the new roast duck from Kaixuan. It's great, but it's too expensive."
"It's okay, I'll treat you tonight." Brother Sheng said.
"And my wife."
"Yeah, yeah." The two of them still looked puzzled, but they quickly agreed to me.
I raised my head and glanced over there. Zheng Xiao and Zheng Chun were chatting and laughing. But when I looked at Zheng Xiao, his expression was a little strange, and I felt something was wrong. I didn't know what was wrong.
"Hurry up and tell me. Aren't you the one who helps others with money to eliminate disasters?"
I sighed and pointed, "We are going to get married."
"Ah" Brother Sheng and Brother Feng both opened their mouths.
I quickly patted my mouth and said, "Wrong, wrong."
"Oh." The two of them let out a sigh of relief at the same time. "I'll just say it."
"Well," I interrupted Brother Sheng, "I'm already married. I'm going to get married."
"Ah?" The two people's mouths opened wider this time. "Really?"
"You are teasing us."
To be continued...