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Chapter 23: The wolf hides, the boy urinates

Just climb to a canopy and see the scenery outside, you can judge the exact location.

"Okay!"

The Ye Tong is tall and has a strong body. She inserted the dagger back into the sheath, spits into the palm of her palm, rubs it with both hands, and selects an old pine tree, and climbs upwards with a whirlwind.

The pine tree has many branches, so it is easy to get up. In a short while, he will reach the waist of the tree.

Suddenly, Chen Sanlang felt something and shouted: "Be careful Ye Tong!"

Ye Tong is also smart. He often fights in the countryside and is very flexible. He hooks his feet against a tree and hangs upside down.

Swish!

A huge black shadow flew over the sky. If he hid slowly, he would be hit by the black shadow.

"Oh my god!"

Ye Tong was frightened and sweated coldly. He didn't care about climbing the tree. He jumped down and stood with Jiang Caoqi and the others.

"What?"

It was too fast just now, and everyone didn't see clearly.

"Like a wolf."

Chen Sanlang was cautious in his expression.

"Wolf?"

Ye Tong made an exaggerated look: "Can even wolves run to the tree?"

It is rare for wolves to climb trees.

"How do I know..."

Chen Sanlang shrugged, and there was no less nervousness in his heart.

Jiang Caoqi looked at him with glittering eyes: "Sanlang, why did you find a wolf just now? I would like to remind you in time?" You should know that when Ye Tong climbed a tree, everyone looked up and no one saw a wolf on the tree. Of course, it is not ruled out that the light is dark and the branches and leaves are lush, so it is difficult to see clearly.

Chen Sanlang replied vaguely: "I just felt something was wrong, so I screamed."

In fact, he felt the small small sword in the red sandalwood sword box. The small sword showed warning in the moment before, so he knew that something must have happened and subconsciously shouted. However, this sword existed and was regarded as the biggest secret in his life by Chen Sanlang and did not want to be exposed.

Besides, such a mysterious thing is hard to explain.

A wolf is not enough to scare Jiang Caoqi and others, even if it is a wolf that can climb trees. With their strength, even a tiger can handle it. The most terrifying thing about wolves is their cluster nature, which is very fatal when there are many. A single lone wolf is not enough to see.

"This wolf is not simple."

Chen Sanlang suddenly reminded him again.

After accidentally being scared by a wolf, Ye Tong felt that he was losing face and wanted to find it back, so he smiled and said, "Although it can climb trees, it is still just a wolf, nothing scary. Last month, I was hunting birds in Mazishan, and I ran out of the wolf, and was slaughtered alive by me."

This is not because he boasted, but because it was true. He dragged the dead wolf down the mountain and sold a piece of wolf skin for a lifetime, and had to drink it all in exchange for wine.

"But this wolf is really not simple."

Chen Sanlang was unmoved and emphasized again. It was impossible for him to alarm the sword to warn him. After the sword was enlightened, he could feel that some of the messages sent from the sword were fragmented and inconsistent, but he felt that this kind of thing was illusory and often the most real.

However, everyone disagrees with it, including Jiang Caoqi. Chen Sanlang is a scholar. After reading a few more books, his brain is easier to use, he has strategies and a sage saying, "Those who work hard to govern people." There is indeed a unique feature in these aspects. However, strategizing and making suggestions are always something on paper, and it is quite far from the experience in the actual things.

For example, if a county master asks him to issue orders and manage people to investigate cases, he may do a good job, but if he asks him to go to the field to farm, it will be completely impossible. He is not diligent in his four bodies and does not distinguish between grains, but there are many examples to prove it.

Therefore, Chen Sanlang, a scholar, never went down the field or climbed the mountain. How could he know that Wolf Jian is not simple? I guess he had just discovered the wolf before.

In contrast, Jiang Caoqi and others often formed groups to cross mountains and ridges to hunt. They had hunted many bears, wild boars, bisons, leopards, and wolves, and had a lot of experience.

Under such circumstances, it would be crazy to have Jiang Caoqi blindly believe in Chen Sanlang.

"No matter what, be careful."

Jiang Caoqi said, holding the sharp knife of the wrist, glanced around, but did not find the whereabouts of the wolf, and I didn't know where to hide.

Ye Tong asked: "Master Jiang, do you still want to climb a tree?"

After pondering for a while, Jiang Caoqi said, "Observe it first, yes, let's go."

The six people started moving again, groping for more than a moment, but the scene was still there, and there was no way to find the way out.

Sun Li muttered: "Master Jiang, this Lin Zi is very evil. Do you think you will encounter dirty things and have a ghost hit the wall?"

Hearing the three words "Ghost hits the wall", Jiang Caoqi suddenly woke up and slapped his thigh: "It's very likely."

Among folk sayings, ghosts hitting walls can be said to be a very typical example. They are deeply loved by people and make many people believe it.

Finally found the problem, Jiang Caoqi was very excited: "If you want to break the ghost and hit the wall, the best way is to pee on a boy. Everyone should take off their pants and urinate."

He has been married for several years, so he is naturally not a boy, so he doesn't have to take off his pants.

He looked up at Sun Li, but Sun Li remained motionless and said in a muffled voice: "Master Jiang, you don't think I am still a boy, right?"

Well, this person who had money immediately went to the city to look for girls. If he were a boy, those girls who had been found would have cried to death.

He looked at Mo Xuan again.

Mo Xuan's head shook like a rattle: "Master Jiang, you know me."

Of course, Jiang Caoqi knew that this was also a master who could not stay idle. Every time Sun Li entered the city, he was indispensable.

Meeting Jiang Caoqi's gaze, Zhou Tianyu coughed dryly: "Master Jiang, I am forty years old this year."

The implication is that, "We are old, can we still maintain the body of a boy?" Unexpectedly, this guy looks rough and speaks so implicitly.

Jiang Caoqi was speechless and looked at Ye Tong: "Ye Tong, you are only nineteen years old this year, and you are the youngest."

Ye Tong touched his head and said a little shyly: "Sorry, Master Jiang, I got along with Ah Huamei in the village last month. On a dark and windy night, we were in love with each other and we couldn't control it for a while..."

He usually likes to listen to books, but now he has a few words to read, which makes people feel sore.

Jiang Caoqi sighed and finally looked at Chen Sanlang: This brother-in-law who is devoted to studying must be a boy.

The four guests also stared at Chen Sanlang with a glaring eyes.

Chen Sanlang was a little embarrassed to be seen, so he raised his hand to admit: "I am a boy."

Jiang Caoqi smiled and said, "Since he is a boy, what are you waiting for? Take off your pants and pee quickly."

Chen Sanlang's face turned slightly red: "You can't pull it out if you look at it."

Everyone was speechless and had to turn their faces together.

Chen Sanlang was not negligent, and he untied his clothes and slipped the birds out. The sound of water was refreshing and gurgling, breaking the silence of the wild ghost forest.
Chapter completed!
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