After walking in the reincarnation space for a while, Li Yao retreated.

It was just half past 11:00 pm outside.

In other words, the time he spent in S105 world plus the time he visited the Reincarnation Square was only more than two hours in total.

He let out a sigh of relief.

In just over two hours, he felt like several years had passed.

Weird and fantasy.

I picked up my phone and saw seven or eight missed calls appearing on my phone.

Three were called by the small waves of Starlight Hotel.

The four were called by Wang Dachun.

Wang Dachun…

Li Yao frowned.

Well, it seems that he is a good friend of his predecessor, and a classmate from his school days, and he can be regarded as a best friend.

What did he ask for himself?

After thinking about it, Li Yao still called in.

"Hey, fat man, what's the matter?"

"Oh, my good brother, you finally replied, I'm fucking... I'm fucking heartbroken again, come here quickly..."

A howling sounded across the phone, as if drinking.

Li Yao was speechless.

How many times has this guy been in love in the past two years?

In my impression, it has been more than fifty times?

Wang Dachun, nicknamed Licking Dog, is almost the same as his predecessor.

The difference is that the previous one only licked one, and Wang Dachun refused to accept everyone, and saw one licked one, and licked one to confess one.

Fighting and defeating repeatedly, and fighting again and again.

Take a month ago for example. The goddess sent him a pair of A-cone shoes links and said that the color scheme is good. This guy immediately checked the price, which was more than 8,000 yuan. So he quickly borrowed 4,000 yuan online, and still lacked 4,000 yuan. Soft and hard bubbles borrowed 2,000 yuan from his predecessor, and what should I do if I still have 2,000 yuan left? Finally, he mortgaged the battery car and exchanged it for 2,000 yuan.

I thought it would make the goddess happy, but I got scolded her when I came up.

The size 36 I bought is too small for the goddess to wear, so the goddess needs to wear size 44.

The guy didn't think about it, and quickly returned the shoes, replaced them with size 44, and sent them there.

"This is a dog licking, licking until the end of the day has nothing..."

Li Yao sighed inwardly.

"Okay, I'll go there right away."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yao quickly went out wearing his shoes.

The two young ladies who shared the rental have not come out yet, and I don’t know if they have already gone to bed.

Li Yao didn't care much about it. After leaving the door, he took a taxi and rushed to the [Egou Barbecue Stand] where Wang Dachun was.

It's exactly 12:00 pm.

It was the most lively nightlife.

The business was good in front of the barbecue stall, and many young people sat in it. While drinking, they were talking about the fact that someone in the Reincarnation Square received SSS evaluation today.

"It's true, someone really got the SSS level. Do you think I'm a rich second generation?"

"It is possible that two months ago, the young master of the Wang family took an S-class? But this time someone directly had a 3S, which is really amazing."

"The 3S evaluation is unprecedented. I don't know who this big guy is. I really want to worship him as a mask."

"By the way, there is a family called [Wangqing Family]. They seem to be the ones in the same dungeon as the boss..."

"What, what do they say?"

…

A fat man with a wide body and fat body, at least 180 kilograms, was sitting around the corner, with a red face and drinking alone.

There were piles of beer bottles in front of the table.

"What's wrong this time? Why did you break up again?"

Li Yao sat directly opposite the fat man, grabbed a skewer, ate it, and asked.

"You're finally here. I'm just a loser, I'm a complete waste."

Wang Dachun's eyes were red and he had a bottle of beer again.

Li Yao looked at him speechlessly.

While eating, he listened to Wang Dachun telling about his miserable experience.

After listening to it, Li Yao couldn't help but sigh.

You are really a talented person.

The whole story is as follows:

Yesterday, after several months of licking, Wang Dachun finally qualified to attend his girlfriend's birthday party. In excitement, Wang Dachun went out with a gift early in the morning.

After arriving at my girlfriend's house, let alone the girlfriend's parents, classmates and colleagues were all very satisfied with him, so they asked him to sit down and chat with him with a happy look.

But this guy is also weird enough. He hasn't been in a big size for three consecutive days, but after coming to his girlfriend's house, he wants to hold a big size.

Just squat, but this guy was constipated and couldn't squat out for a long time. After using force, he directly pulled out a piece of steel pipe like a steel pipe, which was thick and hard.

As soon as this thing came out, it was crossed in the toilet and blocked the toilet water outlet.

This guy was frightened at that time and hurriedly used water to rinse it.

As a result, I couldn't rush down for a long time, and the thing seemed to have grown on it.

After trying seven or eight times in a row, this guy was desperate.

It’s the first time I’m here to my future mother-in-law’s house, so why do I have to leave a good impression?

What does it mean to be such a big piece of stuff standing on someone’s bucket?

This guy was so anxious that he was wandering around and thought about the attention he was sucking.

Take out the roll of paper from your pocket, wrap the piece of steel pipe-like Xiang heavily, stuff it into your pocket, and prepare to throw it outside secretly.

As a result, the guy was about to go out, his girlfriend grabbed him, "Wait a minute, I'm going to have dinner soon, where are you going?"

The guy stammered at that time: "You eat first, I'll go downstairs to buy Bao Huazi."

"Didn't you just bought two packs before?"

His girlfriend was talking while raising her clothes and sucking her pocket.

The guy was so scared that his face turned pale and quickly covered his pockets tightly.

But it doesn’t matter if you don’t cover it. The more you cover his girlfriend, the more you feel something is wrong with him.

In the end, his girlfriend called his aunts and aunts to come and hold the fat man down.

The result was a tragedy.

The fat man was held down by a group of people, and his girlfriend took out the Xiang, who was wrapped heavily in rolled paper from his pocket.

Take it out and take it out. His girlfriend was still as if she had a treasure and thought it was a mysterious little surprise prepared by the fat man for her. She quickly greeted all of her colleagues, classmates, and relatives to come and watch.

Under the gaze of dozens of gazes, his girlfriend carefully, layer by layer, like opening a heirloom treasure, and opened the heavily wrapped rolled paper...

…

"I'm so unfair, wuwu, why? Why break up with me..."

Wang Dachun cried while drinking.

Li Yao's mouth twitched, and the barbecue in his hand felt that it was no longer fragrant.

"Satisfied, at least you can still live."

It was hard for him to imagine how his girlfriend was feeling at that time.

If he didn't kill this fat man on the spot, he was lucky.

"I'm just a loser. The real world is a waste, and the game world is also a waste. I entered the dungeon three times in a row. I became a sow for the first two times, and the third time I went straight to a toilet. I don't want to live anymore. Don't stop me!"

The guy grabbed a bottle of wine again and poured it into his stomach.

Li Yao was speechless.

Could this guy be reincarnated by the toilet?

How can it be related to these things?

Can you still travel through the toilet?

This world of reincarnation is terrible.

"Fatty, let's take a look. So-called there is no grass everywhere in the world. Don't you think I'm doing the same good life?"

Li Yao patted his shoulder and comforted him.

...

The main world mainly explains the protagonist's background, about three chapters, and try to make it funny~~
Chapter completed!