Chapter 158: Heroes of Women(1/2)
Chapter 158: The hero of the female
Li Yu was drunk and couldn't even draw circles when walking, so he was lifted to the bed by several maids.
Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha were also drunk and chatted loudly in Li Yu's room with excitement.
Although the two women tried their best to control their words and deeds, they were obviously drunk, but they didn't notice it yet!
"Sister, do you know what the ice coke is?"
Situ Yunsha asked excitedly, and her intuition told her that the ice-cold coke must be very delicious. Otherwise, why did the husband talk about it several times and use ice-cold coke to quench his thirst?
Wang Kexin didn't know what ice-cold Coke is, so she could only guess:
"I don't know the details. I think it must be fresh food in Chang'an City. I will ask my husband to buy some back one day and let us drink together."
"Mr. Lang said he wanted to breed vigorously and build an industrial chain. I don't know if this chain is made of whip or iron ingots?"
Wang Kexin said leisurely.
"Sister, why bother to worry about the chain? I will think carefully.
Come, come, come, you and my sisters eat another cup of it. Such a beautiful wine is really fascinating.
My sister is already a little fluttering at this moment, as if she is illusioning like a cloud and fog. I wonder if my sister has it?"
Wang Kexin still maintained the last bit of steadyness and tranquility, "Don't be greedy for the cup, you and my sisters will eat this last cup and go to rest. If you eat it again, it will be a bad idea!"
"Yes, let me respect my sister!"
"Okay, I respect my sister too."
Next to me is the summer bamboo, autumn chrysanthemum, Ningcui and Peach Blossom. Seeing that my wife is so happy, I am happy.
The master is happy every day, and they are slaves, so naturally they will have a lot better life.
Who would think of his own master who is depressed and depressed every day? Or has a dark face all day?
Since Langjun returned from Chang'an City, it has been more than half a month. He has hardly ever been to the house of the two ladies, and he has never summoned the two ladies to come like today.
Situ Yunsha sighed all day long while dressing up a young man.
Wang Kexin is thin-skinned, so she would not say anything more about her thoughts.
The only face of Xia Zhu and Qiu Ju who were just dark every day was very depressed.
That afternoon, Wang Kexin got up the bed, Qiu Ju said casually, "The lady is not dressing up yet."
He summoned his wife from home, rolled her eyes and said, "Who should I dress up for?
With one sentence, Qiuju rushed to the south wall.
Seeing that his wife was so happy today, the maids on both sides came to persuade them.
Xia Zhu plucked up his courage and said, "Madam, there are only a little left in this jar. If you eat two more cups, you will have to see the bottom of it. Why not eat it all at once?"
Ningcui saw his master here and ended his resentment for half a month.
He also began to encourage, "Yes, Madam, what Xia Zhu said is so much, since there are only two cups for each person,
Why don’t you eat and rest with the Wang family?
The servants will definitely serve you well, and the lady doesn't have to worry. There are only two left, and they are in the backyard.
Even if you are greedy for a few more cups, it’s okay!”
Wang Kexin looked at the close maids on both sides and came to persuade her. She also recalled that she had been so angry recently, and today she was also alcohol to cheer up, so she stopped insisting.
"Xia Zhu and Ningcui said so. Today, my sister will have fun with her sister. I wonder if she can accompany her?"
Situ Yunsha has always been more cheerful and lively than Wang Kexin, and nodded directly to agree.
"Dashan, since my sister has Yaxing, why dare not obey me! You and my sister, I will have a happy meal tonight..."
Li Yu was awakened by thirst in her dream. She opened her eyes and looked out the window. It was not yet dawn.
Just as he was about to get up, he found Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha lying on both sides, one left and one right.
Fortunately, the bedding is large enough to cover the three of them tightly.
There are people on duty all day in Li Yu's house, so there are two beds in the house.
On the other side, there was a little bigger than his sleep.
Li Yu supported her upper body and turned her head to look. The five people stretched out their heads neatly. There was no need to guess. Li Yu also knew that they were the two of them, so she added Rong Niang on her side.
On the floor beside the couch, two second-class maids lie in their clothes. One of them was about to get up and go to the thatched cottage to release water. When he looked up, he saw that the head of the family had woken up.
"My husband wakes up, I will serve you now."
After saying that, he also pulled another sleeping maid.
Seeing the two maids get up quickly and pack up the floor, Li Yu wanted to speak out to stop him, but it was too late.
Sure enough, Wang Kexin and Situ Yunsha were also awakened.
Situ Yunsha was smart and smart. Not only did he not afford to do so, he also deliberately shrank his body into the quilt, buried half of his head and face in the quilt, pretending to continue sleeping.
Wang Kexin just turned her head and face, twisted her face to Li Yu, and opened her eyes and saw each other.
With a soft cry, Wang Kexin raised one hand and covered her face with her middle clothes.
"My husband woke up, my family has not washed up yet. Please don't look at me.
Xia Zhu and Qiu Ju, do you still have to continue to hold the corpse? I don’t know that the husband has woken up?
You can't come up and serve quickly!"
Wang Kexin himself knew that she was too greedy last night, so she finally ate all the wine in the jar with Situ.
Before they could go back to their yard, the two of them talked and laughed for a long time before they rested in the house.
Such a shameful thing, I was caught in the current situation, and I woke up early, disheveled my hair, and I didn't have time to dress up.
He quickly covered his face, but was embarrassed to scold Li Yu's maids, so he could only call on his maids Xia Zhu and Qiu Ju.
The five sleeping first-class maids over there were all awakened by Wang Kexin's call.
He started to dress and got up. Li Yu's two maids here had already cleaned up the floor beside the bed, and quickly walked up to serve Li Yu's clothes.
Li Yu quickly put on his clothes and looked at Wang Kexin who was still covering her face.
I couldn't help but smile and said, "My wife doesn't have to cover up. Both of them are as beautiful as flowers. Even if they are pure and innocent, they have their own charm."
"Thank you, my husband, I have not done my makeup when I wake up early this morning. If I face you with this, it would be too rude.
I know that I must be in a very embarrassing place at this time. Please go and after I wash my house, I will come to serve you.”
Wang Kexin's face was flushed with shame. She tried to calm down and finished speaking.
Li Yu shrugged indifferently. This ancient beauty was too troublesome, so how could the family pay so much attention to it?
He was born careless and did not speculate on his daughter's family's concerns, so he naturally felt that it didn't matter.
But in the past life, many women who were not particular about their own words and deeds did not pay attention to their own words and deeds, which made them look uneven and their lives were not harmonious.
Finally, it developed into a noisy all day long and was rarely quiet. It gradually eroded the opposite sex relationship between the couple and cultivated it into ~responsibility and ~family affection.
I always take it for granted that since I am all a family, why bother pretending to be gentle?
For example, some women, when their husbands are in a good mood, want to tell her some interesting stories about what they see and hear in the company.
A silly woman said something inappropriately, husband, have you been angry recently and have some bad breath, and you are also very serious and you are very concerned about it.
The speaker was unintentionally, but his husband was extremely embarrassed by just one sentence and he didn't know how to step down.
This kind of woman also feels very wronged and cares about your physical anger with satisfaction, and regards your health as more important than yourself.
But what I got was a black donkey face that could not be more black!
There are also some women who dress up in a magnificent manner when they go out, but they are careless at home. They take it for granted that they are all family members, so there is no need to pay attention to those things.
So, I couldn't do it casually at home, didn't dress up or put on makeup, and wore loose pajamas and pajamas, and didn't look like a daughter's house.
What's more, I never care about my appearance. I can eat fat, big head, big ears, big waist, round waist, and fat on my stomach. I can have four or five swimming rings.
I still don’t control my mouth, and I feel so nervous if I take a fewer bites.
This kind of woman does not wake up but blames her husband, and it is rare to have sex twice a month.
But I don’t know, which man likes a woman whose belly is fat and can sag into her crotch?
Why do men even blink their eyes when watching the beauties in palace clothes on TV?
If women were all particular, like the ancient beauty, shy and squeamish, and her daughter was full of posture,
Wouldn't you confuse your husband with three souls out of your body and seven souls ascend to heaven?
It is precisely these unqualified things that slowly push their husband out of the door...
Li Yu got off the bed and was about to go out to clean up. The tables and chairs in the room were clean, and the wine jars from last night were placed in the corner.
Li Yu picked up the jar and wanted to take it out, but he didn't expect to buy it. Li Yu shook it twice in surprise and was stunned.
God, I should have drank about five glasses last night, which should be about six taels. This jar contains three kilograms of high-alcohol liquor.
To be continued...