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Chapter 6: Tricky Tongues (Part 2)

Chapter 6: The wise tongue is like a reproductive (Central)

Who is Wu Chengsi?

He is Wu Zetian's nephew, trusted by Wu Zetian and is recognized as one of the popular heirs of Wu Zetian. He is powerful, and everyone should respect him below one person and above ten thousand people. Who dares to shut up?

It is Di Renjie, the minister who Wu Zetian trusted the most. Although he has different political views from Wu Chengsi and opposes Wu Chengsi as the crown prince, he dare not ask Wu Chengsi to shut up.

Not to mention, Li Longji also denounced Wu Chengsi as a "bird beak".

This matter was so shocking. From Wu Zetian to the ministers, it felt ridiculous as if they saw an old sow climbing a tree. They wondered if something was wrong with their ears and they heard it wrong.

"This..." After a while, everyone was sure that they heard it correctly. This was true, and they all looked shocked.

"..." Li Dan wanted to speak, but he made a strange "cuckoo" sound in his throat, and he couldn't say it.

Li Longji scolded Wu Chengsi in front of so many people, calling him a "bird beak". This was a leak. Li Dan felt that his eyes were dark and the sky was spinning, and his heart kept shouting: "It's over, it's over, it's over!"

"You... dare you tell me to shut up?" Wu Chengsi jumped up like a cat with his tail stepped on, his face turned ashen, his face twisted, and pointed at Li Longji, his mouth flew everywhere.

When did Wu Chengsi get the most ridiculous? He would definitely say that it is the most ridiculous now, and this is the most ridiculous thing he has encountered in his life.

"Take your dog's paws away." Li Longji ignored him furiously and said coldly: "Grand minister, there is no ritual at all. He is scattered and like a rogue in the market, you are worthy of being a minister."

This is a very detrimental statement. He is not only reprimanding Wu Chengsi, but also exposing Wu Chengsi's scars, saying that he is a humble and uneducated person.

"You..." Wu Chengsi's eyes were filled with anger and he was about to go wild.

However, at this moment, Wu Zetian slowly opened his golden mouth and scolded: "Chengsi, don't be rude. Longji is right. There must be rules in the court and not do anything randomly."

Li Longji's words were very harmful, but they exposed Wu Chengsi's scars, but they occupied the truth. In the court, there is reasoning, but who can sway and guide others? This is too unruly.

"I received the order." Wu Chengsi started his business by flattering Wu Zetian. He treated Wu Zetian as a god, and did not dare to disobey him at all. He quickly smiled on his face, was cautious, and looked like a good baby.

"This face change is so fast, faster than flipping a book!" Li Longji saw it and looked at it and looked down upon it.

"Do you have something to say?" Wu Zetian asked Li Longji.

Wu Zetian is Wu Zetian, an extremely smart person. Naturally, he knew that Li Longji scolded Wu Chengsi and would not have no reason, so he must have something to say.

"Yes, Your Majesty." Li Longji didn't call him grandmother, but called him Majesty, which seemed a little naive, and Wu Zetian raised his eyebrows slightly.

"You don't even eat cattle. The record of the Juvenile Man is on the record. What can you say?" Wu Chengsi seized the opportunity to ridicule Li Longji, and the corners of his mouth were cracked to his ears.

In order to maximize the effect of ridicule, I especially took the word "no cattle to eat" very seriously.

Zhang Jiafu and Wang Qingzhi and Wu Chengsi's minions cooperated and shook their heads, looking as if Li Longji was embarrassed to be at his grandma's house.

"A dignified minister, you don't even give people the chance to speak. This is how you become a minister?" Li Longji curled his lips and retorted, saying, "Have you heard of the words 'Ambition is not about being old, and reason is not about being high'?"

"Ambition is not about age, reason is not about being high? Good! Well said! Well said!" Wu Zetian commented slightly, nodded slightly, and praised loudly.

"This..." Wu Zetian praised Wu Chengsi so much, and was surprised, and he was speechless and could no longer speak.

"Wu Zetian is Wu Zetian!" Li Longji praised in his heart.

As we all know, the manifesto written by Luo Binwang to attack Wu Zetian was highly appreciated by Wu Zetian. As long as it makes sense, Wu Zetian will appreciate it. This is Wu Zetian's character.

"Longji, what do you have to say?" After Wu Zetian praised him, he said to Li Longji: "You say it. If it is reasonable, I will make the decision for you. If it is not reasonable, hum!"

A cold snorted like a thunder blew up, extremely powerful, which scared Li Dan to tremble and almost softened to the ground.

"Your Majesty, they said Artemisia annua is a grass. This is wrong. It is a medicine, a magical medicine!" Li Longji raised his head and said excitedly, with a high voice and full of confidence.

"Puchi!" A burst of laughter sounded, and the ministers in the hall couldn't help laughing and burst out laughing.

Some people even laughed so hard that they leaned back and closed, their faces and ears were red.

It seemed as if this was the funnyest joke they had ever heard in their lives.

"Hmm? Puff!" Wu Zetian was stunned at first, and then laughed.

Li Dan heard it in his ears, as if he was struck by lightning, his body stiffened and he was almost fainted.

As we all know, Artemisia annua is a weed among weeds and has no use, so why is it a medicine? Li Longji really can make a fool of himself and say that this is a "magic medicine". Is there any joke that is better than this?

Whoever believes it will be a fool, the biggest fool in the world!

"It's ridiculous!" Zhang Jiafu shook his head, raised his throat and mocked him, saying, "Everyone in the world knows that if Artemisia annua doesn't even take cows, how could it be a medicine? How could it be a magical medicine?"

"Yes." A piece of echo sounded, from the mouths of the ministers.

"Yes." Even Wu Zetian agreed with this and nodded slightly.

"Your Majesty, Li Longji is talking nonsense and cheating on Your Majesty will be extremely guilty and should be demoted to a commoner." Zhang Jiafu submitted a memorial.

Li Longji was named King of Chu and demoted to a commoner, which was to beat him to the end. This was a very heavy punishment.

"I agree." Wang Qingzhi and the minions of Wu Chengsi agreed loudly.

"It's over, it's over. Sanlang, you have always been wise and how can you talk nonsense?" Li Dan was shocked in his ears and wanted to help, but he couldn't be able to raise his courage under Wu Zetian's accumulated power.

"Hmph!" Wu Zetian snorted coldly, with extraordinary power and a gloomy face.

Wu Chengsi raised his chin proudly at Li Longji, and was arrogant, just waiting to see Li Longji be in trouble.

It can be said that Li Longji is finished. However, what is surprising is that Li Longji is calm and his lips are upturned. He asked Zhang Jiafu: "Who told you that if you don't eat cattle, you can't be used as medicine?"

"Zhang has been familiar with poetry and books since he was a child and read all the classics, but there has been no weeds as medicine." Zhang Jiafu raised his head proudly.

"Okay, I'll ask you, are you eating alfalfa?" Li Longji seemed to have not seen his proud expression.

"Alfalfa? What do you ask?" Zhang Jiafu was stunned at first, and then said proudly: "Alfalfa is a delicious dish. Who doesn't eat it? You can cook soup and make cold dishes, and you can eat it in a variety of ways."

"Where did alfalfa come from? What did it do in the beginning?" Li Longji continued to ask.

"You don't even know this? You are still the emperor's grandson, don't you study?" Zhang Jiafu proudly scolded Li Longji, shook his head and showed off his knowledge, saying: "Alfalfa is native to the Western Regions. People in the Western Regions used it as horse materials. Later it was introduced to Zhong... Zhong..."

As he spoke, his face changed drastically and he could no longer say anything.

"Mr. Zhang, I read less and don't understand very well. What do you mean? Can you explain it more clearly?" Li Longji looked like he was "humble and asked for advice."

"Uh." A sound of teeth grinding came from Zhang Jiafu's mouth, and cold sweat fell from his forehead.

"..." Wu Chengsi saw it and wanted to speak, but he didn't know where to start.

Wang Qingzhi and his minions were stunned and were all stunned on the spot.

"Father, is alfalfa really horse stuff?" Li Longji asked Li Dan, who was kneeling on the ground.

This was a good opportunity to ridicule Wu Chengsi. Li Dan's eyes lit up. He knew that Li Longji was delivering a message. He raised his head and said, "Alfalfa is native to the Western Regions. People in the Western Regions regarded it as horse grass. Zhang Qian sent the Western Regions to bring back the seeds before it was introduced to the Middle Earth. Later, some people found that the soup of alfalfa was very delicious, and since then it has been included in the recipe. Now, there are many ways to eat alfalfa, which is delicious and has many people who love to eat."

Li Dan's tone was clear and ups and downs, but every word was like thunder, which made Zhang Jiafu sweat heavily.
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