Now, Linghu Chong wanted to carve out this proud phoenix spreading its wings on the spot and give it to Niu Mengmeng as a birthday gift.

After a while, the lifelike phoenix model slowly took shape in Linghu Chong's hands. Linghu Chong used his finger as a knife to quickly write the six characters "Meng Meng Happy Birthday", then poured it with tea, and after a burst of smoke dissipated, he continued

The lifelike and proud phoenix, about to spread its wings and fly high, stood vividly in the palm of Linghu Chong's hand.

"Mengmeng, I give this phoenix to you, I wish you a happy birthday!"

After the phoenix cooled down, Linghu Chong handed the carved phoenix to Niu Mengmeng and expressed his blessings.

"Thank you, brother Linghu! Mmmah!"

Niu Mengmeng took over Phoenix and stroked her repeatedly. She couldn't put it down, especially the six flying characters "Happy Birthday, Mengmeng" on Phoenix's body. Niu Mengmeng was so happy that she forgot all about it and hugged Linghu Chong's neck fiercely.

A kiss on the ground.

Linghu Chong, who was suddenly attacked, had completely fallen into a stupid state, and blood that had never flowed before spurted out of his nose like a life-threatening...

It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Linghu Chong complained to himself in his heart. After all, he is a man who has gone through many battles and is about to become a father. Why can't he even be kissed by a passionate woman? It's not the first time that he has been kissed.

Beautiful women secretly kiss each other. Back in the Huashan cafeteria, Junior Sister Yiyu, who was also as charming as a flower and as tender as water, also took the initiative to kiss him, and she kissed him on the lips. There was no nosebleed at that time, but the brother below was a little uncontrollable.

It's not as embarrassing as this time. Mengmeng just kissed her cheek, and then she completely collapsed and started bleeding from the nose. It really loses the face of a time traveler. It must be seriously reviewed.

By the time Zhu Tou San and Niu Laosi went through all the trouble to find a piece of yellow beef from a hundred miles away and returned to the Niutoushan noodle stall, it was already dark. Linghu Chong had long been dragged to the top of the mountain by Niu Mengmeng to sign up for the singing competition.

Went.

Zhu Tou San and Niu Lao Si were so weeping that their eyes were almost blinded by tears. They had been busy for most of the day and their mission would still end in failure. According to the temper of Niu Mengmeng, the Bull Demon King, their mission was absolutely undisputed.

If you fail, Linghu Chong has disappeared. What's the use of finding a piece of yellow beef? Come on. Prepare your own guy, and go to the latrine to think about your mistakes.

Just as Niu Laosi was hanging up the rope and preparing to hang himself from the beam, Zhu Tou San suddenly remembered that there was a singing competition tonight. If they performed better, there would be a chance to make amends. Zhu Tou San had a flash of inspiration and quickly put him about to hang himself.

Niu Laosi who committed suicide was rescued. He told Niu Laosi about his thoughts, formed a "non-pig and cow" singing group, and went to the competition to have a try.

"Everyone, dear brothers and sisters, today is a special day for us in Niutoushan. King Omen has his birthday today, so we specially held a singing competition tonight to celebrate the King. You sang well, thank you so much.

If you don't sing well, you'll get a prize, and if you don't sing well, you'll be put in a latrine..."

The second king of Niutoushan, Ma Shang and Ma Laoer, stood on the stage and read aloud the host script in his hand. He boasted for a while.

"Okay Ma Lao Er, stop talking nonsense and get started!"

Under the stage, Niu Mengmeng held Linghu Chong's big hand and shouted loudly.

"Okay, okay, since everyone can't wait, our song and dance competition will begin now. Please use your warmest applause to invite our first contestant, Lao Hou from Monkey King Island, to come for everyone.

Sing!"

Ma Laoer, who was originally planning to talk for another three to five hours before starting, had to stop his rambling. The boss Niu Mowang below started to urge him. He had no choice but to announce that the game had officially started. The first person to play was

Today at noon, Hou Laoer came to challenge the Bull Demon King.

“The song sung by contestant Hou Laoer is the famous song ‘Red and Big Butt’ from Monkey King Island!”

"I have a red butt, babble babble yo! You have a red butt, babble babble yo! Everybody has a red butt, babble babble yo..."

Hou Laoer, who was forcibly rushed to the stage, had to twist his butt and sing their popular song "Red Big Butt" from Monkey King Island. It's just that this guy's wretched look makes people uncomfortable no matter how hard he looks, he just sang it

After three sentences, the audience below knocked him out with their shoes on the spot. Even Linghu Chong secretly followed the others and threw a big stone up.

"If you fail, you will be dragged down and locked up in a latrine!"

The host Ma Shang and Ma Laoer, with a dark face, ordered his younger brothers to rush forward and drag the half-dead Hou Laoer down.

"Next, I would like to invite the non-pig and cow singing group to sing the song "My Dear King Naidi" for everyone!"

Ma Shangma Laoer loudly announced the appearance of the next participating singer.

"The wandering people miss you outside, and I am dear to you, the king. The wandering people travel all over the corner of the sea. I am dear to you, the great and great king..."

Zhu Tou San and Niu Laosi took the lead as soon as they came on the stage. They twisted their waists like buckets with all their strength, which made Linghu Chong's stomach churn. Especially when the two guys sang affectionately, Niu Mengmeng next to Linghu Chong squirted out on the spot.

With a sip of cold water, he directly hit the most vigorously twisting Pig Tou San with a stone and knocked him unconscious on the spot.

The audience from behind swarmed forward, and countless objects such as rotten eggs, pears, stones, rags, etc. were thrown onto the stage. Niu Laosi, who was responsible for resisting to the end, was also stunned. The host Ma Laoer waved his hand and immediately

The two men rushed out and hugged the half-dead Zhu Tousan and Niu Laosi by their thighs, and dragged them backwards into the latrine.

The next performance was basically a group of clowns playing tricks, all of them became comedians, including the confident and awesome host Ma Shang and Ma Laoer, who was smashed on the head by rotten eggs from the audience.

Finally, it was Linghu Chong's turn. This familiar stranger won a lot of applause from the audience as soon as he came on the stage. Of course, the reason why the audience gave face to them was entirely because of Niu Mengmeng's sake. Even a fool could see that Niu Mengmeng was not very good today.

Normally, they have lived in Niutoushan for so many years. When have they ever seen their king Niu Mengmeng or the hands of a strange man? Even the second king Ma Shangma Laoer has not been treated like this.

From this it can be seen that the relationship between this young man who has just come to power and the King must be extraordinary. In this case, how could they not applaud and cheer vigorously? Didn’t you see that the King’s peach blossom eyes were so narrowed in laughter?
Chapter completed!