342 Monkey and Xiao He's Old Rules
Zheng Wu next to him also opened his mouth wide, obviously as surprised as me. Xiao He, the second-tier player, is also one of our rivals. When did the monkey become so familiar with him?
"Hey, what are you asking?" Han Youyou next to him suddenly said.
I turned my head and found that the top scholar Jia Yang was also surprised to look at Monkey and Xiao He, but because Han Youyou talked to him, he immediately came to his senses and said, "I still have a book called "The Watcher in the Rye" which is also good. I have time to take it for you to see." While Jia Yang was talking, his eyes were still staring at Monkey and Xiao He.
I suddenly realized that the monkey acted like this to show Jia Yang how good his relationship with Xiao He was.
In this way, Jia Yang was inevitably wondering whether we had colluded with Xiao He. When we attacked Tang Liang, he would not dare to take action rashly!
So that's it, so that's it!
I was excited. The monkey's little abacus was really interesting. This is to give Jia Yang eye drops. However, the relationship between monkey and Xiao He does not seem to be fake. It is definitely not something that can be created overnight if the two are so familiar. In other words, monkey started to set up this plan early, and none of us knows it-wait, do you really not know?
Zheng Wu and I must not know, Ma Jie looked confused, obviously he didn't know either. I looked at Huang Jie again, but Huang Jie looked happy and contented. It seemed that he should know the inside story.
I couldn't help but feel a little confused. The monkey told him, but he didn't tell me that the brotherly relationship also has a depth and a distance.
"Okay, give me that book in the afternoon!" Han Youyou continued.
"Okay, then I'll leave first." Jia Yang glanced at Monkey and Xiao He, then turned around to look at Huang Jie, and then left with the people.
Monkey and Xiao He had already sat face to face to a table next to him.
The monkey rubbed his hands and said, "Take it out quickly, I'm already hungry and thirsty!"
Xiao He smiled and waved casually. Someone brought two lunch boxes behind him and placed them in front of Monkey and Xiao He. The two opened them at the same time, and each had a large piece of cooked beef in the lunch boxes, which looked at at least three pounds of weight.
The monkey said proudly: "This time the quality is good, not only tender and juicy, but also has clear texture and orthodox colors. Although it cannot be called the best, it is also considered a good one."
Xiao He replied: "Yes, according to your guidance, I asked my subordinates to search the whole city before I could find the beef that could barely pass."
"Hehe, Dongcheng is a small city, and it's good to have beef of this kind. If you have the chance to go to Longcheng, I'll invite you to the best beef in the world!"
"Okay, I'll wait for that day." Xiao He smiled, and could see that he respected the monkey very much.
And I kept muttering in my heart: What's going on? What's going on?
"What's going on?" A voice suddenly sounded, which scared me. I thought Han Youyou knew how to read minds.
"ah?"
"What's going on?" Han Youyou pointed at the monkey and Xiao He and said, "When did they have such a good relationship?"
I said helplessly: "You don't know, how do I know? Didn't you conspire with the monkey?"
"No, the monkey only said that he needed to let Jia Yang appear in the cafeteria at what time and asked me that I could not do it. I said this was too simple, so there was the scene just now."
"...Well." I nodded. The monkey's work is still mysterious. It may be related to his tutoring. It is not like me that I have said anything. In fact, my dad also told me that it is best not to let others see through it in life. Keep a mysterious distance to win the respect of others. However, I have never reserved it in front of my brothers.
Maybe it's related to personality. Monkeys have this kind of personality and like to do things silently.
But then again, why didn’t Monkey keep her from Huang Jie? I still felt a little sad when I thought about this. I knew that this was my pretentious illness and I quickly took back my thoughts and saw what Monkey and Xiao He were doing!
"Then, we are still the same rule?" The monkey looked at the beef in front of him and felt that his saliva was almost dripping.
"Of course." The second-tier Xiao He was also ready to move.
"When did you two have such a good relationship?"
I was shocked. Jia Yang actually left and returned, standing at their tables. It seemed that he was very curious about this issue. If he didn't figure it out, he would probably not be able to sleep at night.
Xiao He was also stunned for a moment, and was about to reply, when the monkey suddenly said coldly: "Our affairs have nothing to do with you, right?"
"Why the hell do you talk to our Brother Yang?" A little brother behind Jia Yang immediately cursed.
"Our affairs have nothing to do with him, why?" Xiao He also snorted coldly, and the little brother immediately became speechless.
"Xiao He, you have to think clearly. He is the emperor's man!" Jia Yang stared at him: "Do you want the tragedy that was more than a year ago to repeat?!"
Xiao He raised his head and looked at Jia Yang, his eyes full of coldness and disdain: "What do I want to do? You don't need to teach me! Also, it has nothing to do with you, please leave immediately. Otherwise, I don't mind fighting with you now!" He brought about ten brothers, and Jia Yang also brought about ten brothers. If the fight broke out, it would be impossible to say who would have the upper hand.
Jia Yang looked at Xiao He angrily, and Xiao He faced him without fear. The eyes of the two seemed to have sparks, and the atmosphere around him immediately became heavy.
After a while, Jia Yang spoke, "Okay, Xiao He, it seems that you have healed your scar and forgot to hurt. You will be eaten up by the emperor, but don't blame me for not reminding you now!" After that, Jia Yang took the people away again angrily.
"Hehe, it seems to cause you trouble." The monkey said in a slight embarrassment, but he was smiling.
"Ha, don't pay attention to him, that's a self-righteous guy!" Xiao He snorted again, but he changed his mind and said seriously: "In addition, although I have friends with you, the emperor and I are still incompatible. If we fight one day, don't blame me for being ruthless."
"Hehe, of course, don't blame me for being ruthless." The monkey didn't care even more.
"Okay, please feel free, then let's start, or is it the same rule?"
"It's still the same rule!"
As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them picked up the beef in front of them and bit them hard. I looked at this scene in surprise. Their movements were extremely exaggerated, just like they had a deep hatred with the meat. Their mouths opened and closed, their teeth tightened and loosened, and their throats swallowed and swallowed, and the beef entered their mouths piece by piece.
This scene reminds me of lions and tigers in the animal world prey on prey, which are exactly the same, with minced meat, meat scraps, and gravy spreading to their mouths. When they were eating, their eyes were also staring at each other fiercely, with an extremely fierce expression on their faces, as if they were about to put down the jerky beef and get on the rack in the next moment.
But I also understand, who can eat faster in the competition?
I can’t finish eating three pounds of beef for an hour, and they have eaten up most of them in five minutes!
Xiao He is tall and strong, and he eats beef every day. I can understand how fast he can eat it, but I don’t understand the monkey. He is as thin as me, and his thin ribs are exposed. Why can he eat so harshly? But when he recalled the scene when he competed with us before, he even ran away after emptying his plate, he felt that it was understandable.
However, I am still curious about how Monkey and Xiao He "crossed". As I said before, it is definitely not enough for the two to play like this overnight. But I feel that Monkey hasn't done anything all day long, just go to the Internet cafe to play games, do he have another clone?
I guess Zheng Wu’s thoughts were the same as mine, because he was still open his mouth and looked at Monkey and Xiao He in surprise.
Xiao He is his long-determined opponent. It would be strange if he didn't surprise him like this, right?
But wait...what is the saliva on Zheng Wu's mouth?
"I want to eat it very much..." Zheng Wu suddenly swallowed, licked his lips again, and looked at the beef in the hands of monkey and Xiao He with hungrily.
"..." I was speechless about this person. How do I always think differently from normal people?!
Han Youyou looked at this scene and was inexplicably excited. He rushed forward to add fuel to them: "Come on, monkey! Come on, Xiao He!"
With Han Youyou's encouragement, the two ate faster, more fiercely and more ruthlessly.
"You two are about to eat, and I will kiss whoever wins!"
Han Youyou suddenly spoke in shock, choked the monkey and coughed up a lot of meat, but Xiao He seemed to have been used to it and was not affected at all, and still bit the beef vigorously. I looked at Huang Jie, and Huang Jie had no effect, but laughed happier. It seemed that this was Han Youyou's normal situation, and she didn't take it seriously at all.
The monkey recovered and then started to bite hard again.
Before they finished eating, I sat down next to Huang Jie and asked, "How did the monkey get into Xiao He?"
To be honest, I am quite interested in the process, and it must be a fun story.
"How do I know?" Huang Jie also said amazingly.
I looked at him in shock: "You don't know?"
"How can I know? We are from the same class. Have you seen me usually be with him?" Huang Jie rolled his eyes.
"It's the first time you know?"
"yes."
"Then why are you not surprised at all?" I looked at Huang Jie strangely. He didn't want to tell me, right?
"What surprised me?" Huang Jie blinked: "For me, it's no wonder that monkeys do anything. Even if he suddenly becomes our class teacher tomorrow, or becomes the principal of No. 3 Middle School, I think it's normal!"
I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, but when I recalled the legendary deeds since I met the monkey, I felt that what Huang Jie said was quite reasonable.
Chapter completed!