790 Who is the most insane
at the same time.
In the third year of high school, there were bursts of cheers coming from a classroom, and many boys and girls clapped and laughed.
During evening self-study, other classes only speak in a low voice. This class is so messy. It is because there is a pistachio that makes people feel like they are not worth their lives - Sun Gusheng.
At this time, the class became quiet again. The monkey was facing another boy's eyes. The two of them stared at each other as if they had some deep hatred. Everyone was waiting for breath. After a while, the boy opposite the monkey suddenly blinked.
"Haha, you lost!" The monkey suddenly slapped the table and pointed at the boy opposite and laughed. There was also a burst of laughter around him, but the boy blinked his eyes looked annoyed.
"Hurry, please accept the loss of the bet. Give me money!" The monkey stretched out his hand, and the boy reluctantly took out five dollars and handed it to the monkey. The monkey happily stuffed the money into his pocket and greeted the students around him, "Hurry, who will come? It's the old rule. I lost fifty, and you lost five dollars." It sounds like this kind of bet is stupid, but he has earned the money for the past few days in this way.
No one knows that in order to practice this "unblinking" magical skill, monkeys used to practice qigong or gun, they just opened their eyes in the water, watching the swimming fish and crabs swim around, and it took a full month to practice this kind of kung fu.
No one knows what this kind of kung fu can do, but the monkey just likes it and is willing to waste time on it. So he is the well-known waste young master of the Sun family.
"How could it be boring?" The monkey thought to himself: "I'm going to make money for me."
"I'll do it!" A big-shouldered and round-waisted boy came over and sat opposite the monkey.
"Okay, okay, come on." The monkey smiled. Although the monkey had never lost, the challenge was still one after another. After all, this was a ten-fold high rebate. Who wouldn't want to go up and fight?
"Sun Gusheng, I have been practicing hard for a week, and I am confident to beat you now!" The boy gritted his teeth. He had already lost to the monkey for 55 yuan. This time he must win back with capital and interest!
"Welcome." The monkey laughed.
The two sat down, and the girl next to her shouted and started. The two stared at each other without blinking. The whole class held their breath again and visited this "boring" game together. The monkey was calm and determined to win. The boy gritted his teeth and was eager to take revenge. It was really a point-to-head. A strong general met a good talent, and no one would let anyone go!
At this moment, the classroom door was suddenly "bang", and everyone looked back and saw that only the monkey and the boy did not move at all, because once the game started, as long as someone had not blinked, even the end of the world could not stop!
This is not a game, it is a game!
A crazy student rushed in outside the classroom. His school uniform was torn, his face was blue and purple, his hair was dirty, and there were some leaves and dust mixed on it, as if he had just been beaten up.
With a "wow", the crazy student called out first, then ran towards the monkey. Everyone moved aside, and no one dared to stop this student who seemed to have some mental problems.
The monkey and the big-shouldered and round-waisted student still did not move, staring at each other tightly.
The crazy student rushed over and without saying a word, holding the table between the two and started gnawing - yes, I didn't use the wrong verb, it was really gnawing. He opened his crooked yellow teeth, held the table between the two and bit it "cracked". The table was made of wood, and he bit it a lot of wood chips after a while.
The students around were all shocked, and no one knew what the person was sucking madly. The monkey and the big and round-armed students were still staring at each other, truly implementing the spirit of first place in the competition and not being affected by any external forces.
The crazy student did not stop. He continued to bite the table with a "click" and "click". After a while, he chewed a large piece of the table, and then chewed it in his mouth. After swallowing, he continued to bite the table. People around him retreated one after another. The timid girl screamed, and the brave one pointed at him and laughed loudly, because this person was indeed crazy enough that he even dared to bite the table.
"Puff", the boy opposite the monkey suddenly couldn't help laughing. When he smiled, his eyes naturally blinked.
"Haha, you blinked, give me the money!"
"This guy laughed so hard," the boy pointed at the crazy student who was biting the table and laughed.
"Don't worry about this for now, give me money first." The monkey didn't look at the student at all, and insisted on asking for money.
"I'll give it to you."
The monkey took another five dollars and then grabbed the crazy student's head. He had bitten half of the table, which was really like a dog chewed.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked the monkey: "You bit my desk like this and ask me how to go to class in the future? If you don't give me five dollars today, don't think about leaving!"
The crazy student smiled and said, "Sun Gusheng, I heard that after you killed the little crazy man, you took his place, and you are the number one crazy person in the fifth grade. Is this true?"
"Yes, I'm the number one craziest in the fifth grade. Who dares not accept it?!" The monkey seemed quite proud of the nickname.
"Haha, I was the first to be crazy five!" said the student who claimed to be crazy five, "I was crazy twice in the morning and three times in the afternoon, so it was called crazy five!"
"What's the point of being crazy five times? I'm crazy all the time." The monkey grabbed his head and hit the table with a "bang".
Crazy Wu smiled and said, "It's great, it's so good, I'll knock me a few more times!"
"Ha, why should I listen to you? If you ask me to knock, I won't knock you!" The monkey let go of Crazy Five.
Crazy Five said: "The number one in the fifth is crazy. I am Crazy Five here to challenge you. Do you dare to accept my challenge?"
"What are you afraid of, you say!"
"From now on, whoever breaks down a rebound on the basketball court first will be the most crazy No. 5 Middle School. Do you dare?"
"Haha, isn't it just a rebound? I'll let you go first!"
When Crazy May Day heard it, he turned around and ran away.
When Crazy May left the classroom on the first day, the monkey immediately chased after him. The students were stunned. They had never seen such a strange game event even though they could not suppress their curiosity. They also ran out to see how they broke the rebounds.
In the corridor, Crazy Wu and Monkey ran one after another. The two rushed downstairs and rushed towards the basketball court. Crazy Wu ran very fast, but it was still not as fast as the Monkey. With a "swoosh", the Monkey surpassed him and had time to turn around and grimace at him.
"Sorry, I'm going to settle the title of "No. 5 Middle School to Crazy"!" In the dim campus, the monkey rushed straight towards the basketball court like a black blade. After a while, the monkey appeared in the basketball court.
Then, he got up and leaped, grabbed the basket with both hands, then turned over and rode on the rebound, stepped on the bracket behind with both feet, and then punched the rebound hard. With a "click", the wooden rebound cracked several mesh-shaped patterns.
At this moment, Crazy Five arrived, and he stood under the basketball rack and looked up at the monkey.
"Hahaha, please be fine, I will take it down for you in minutes!" The monkey proudly slammed the ball again, and with a "click", the entire basketball stand shook.
At the same time, thirty or forty students with knives and sticks suddenly rushed over around the basketball court, wearing black sportswear and sneakers, and quietly surrounded the basketball rack.
After seeing this, you should understand that this Crazy Five was designed by Xiao Lin Biao for fishing for monkeys. Since the monkey stabbed the Crazy One half-dead because he lost five dollars that night, the monkey's "crazy" has become famous in the whole school.
In Xiao Lin Biao's opinion, monkey is a perfect madman, and he has to use even more crazier methods to deal with madman. So he prescribed the right medicine and also created a character like "Crazy Five" to provoke monkeys, using the same method to cure madman madman, trying to lead monkeys into the trap of basketball court.
In Xiao Lin Biao's opinion, the monkey's combat effectiveness is very amazing, so there are more students who deal with him than those who deal with me.
There were so many students coming out around, but the monkey ignored them, as if he hadn't seen them at all, and still punched the rebound hard. "Bang bang bang" several times, and a long crack finally broke out in the middle of the rebound. Then, with a "click", the rebound finally split into two and fell to the ground.
Although the students around him came to besiege him, they couldn't help but tremble in their hearts when they saw this scene - with this terrifying combat power alone, who dared to fight him?
"Hahaha!" The monkey laughed, jumped off the basketball hoop, stepped on the rebound that was split in half, and looked at the little madman walking out of the crowd and said, "How is it, who is the madman in the fifth middle school?"
The little madman sneered: "If you like this name so much, just give it to you. But see clearly that you will be finished tonight, and we will tear you into pieces!" After the words came, the students around him all roared, and the momentum was captivating.
The little madman and the monkey have a deep hatred, so he volunteered to lead the team to kill the monkey. Xiao Lin Biao readily agreed that hatred can stimulate a person's potential.
"Stop talking nonsense!" the monkey yelled: "What do you mean to give it to me? The name "Fifth Middle School is the Crazy" is clearly mine! I and Crazy Five have already said before, whoever removes the rebound first will be the Crazy Middle School is the Crazy Middle School, what's wrong with you if you don't admit it now?"
The little crazy man smiled: "Okay, you are the most crazy one in the fifth grade!"
"Well, this is almost the same. I finally went crazy with the fifth grade." The monkey breathed, as if he had finally got a satisfactory answer. He took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it with a "click" and slowly spit out a cigarette.
"But, even if you are the No. 5 Middle School madman, you will be finished tonight, we will tear you to pieces!" The little madman gritted his teeth and waved his hand again. The students around him held sharp blades and surrounded the monkeys.
Chapter completed!