839 Finally Entering Starfire Land
The man waved his hand immediately: "You can't do it, you'd better give up this heart. It's absolutely impossible to get in!"
I looked around and everyone was busy with their own affairs. A layer of white powder floated in the entire processing plant, dyeing people's heads white, and the roar of machines overshadowed people's voices.
The monkey carefully observed the surroundings. I knew he was checking whether there was a secret passage leading to the iron gate over there, while Huang Jie and Zheng Wu were always looking around with caution, guarding against the sudden rush of people with sparks.
I took out the Chinese cigarette in my pocket, stuffed it into the man's hand, and whispered: "Brother. Do I really want to go in and take a look. Can you help me?"
This man is in his forties, but he has an old face. He looks like he is in his sixties, and he usually works as a coolie for his whole life. Such people are often poor, smoking bad cigarettes, drinking bad alcohol, like China. They may have smoked other people's, but they have never bought them. Now that a pack of China cigarettes is stuffed into his pocket, his old face immediately turned red with excitement, and he probably can finally be so powerful in front of his colleagues.
"Oh. I want to go in, but there is no way. Last time I had diarrhea, someone occupied the toilet in the processing factory. I had to run to the big iron gate and let them do it well and ask me to go in and soak up the shit. After all, I have been here for many years, and everyone has seen each other. I still have to give me this little face. Actually, they didn't let me in at the beginning, but I accidentally fart, and the fart accidentally brought out some shit. As a result, the smelly two people covered their noses and kicked me in with one kick."
"Hahaha, brother, you really have a good idea, so let's pretend to have diarrhea and go in and take a look?"
The man took my cigarette, of course he was embarrassed not to do anything to me, and said, "Okay, okay, but I think he still has to pull it out a little in his pants, otherwise they won't let us in."
I immediately frowned: "This"
This is too difficult, right?! Let’s not talk about whether this is embarrassing or not, but I don’t even want to shit at all now, let alone pulling it out a little into my pants - my god, what’s going on every day!
But the man smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm there, I'll leave it to me then."
I couldn't laugh or cry: "You're going to be shit?"
"Haha, I, Old Wu, have no other skills, just rely on this trick to walk around the world, and you can pull whenever you want!" Unexpectedly, Old Wu is quite humorous.
"What's the use of this unique skill?" I looked confused.
"Haha, little brother, you are stupid. When someone asks me to work, can't I be lazy?" Old Wu winked at me.
After this, I realized it and was immediately shocked: "Okay, then let's prepare and go in and find out what's going on."
"Don't go into the bathroom, and you'll be out. There are people patrolling the yard. If you go around, you'll be caught and beaten to death! We have to agree on this, otherwise I won't take you in." Old Wu said while taking out the Chinese cigarette.
"Okay, okay, just listen to you." I stuffed the cigarette into his pocket again. Old Wu immediately smiled and touched the cigarette box happily. Haha, after entering, he couldn't help it.
Lao Wu and I prepared for it, mainly because he taught me how to pretend that my stomach hurts.
"Ouch" Old Wu covered his stomach.
"Ouch" I also covered my stomach.
"Hey, no, your acting skills are too exaggerated. I'm optimistic about my movements and expressions!"
"Ouch"
"This time is almost done, let's practice it twice."
When Lao Wu and I were practicing stomachache, we observed the monkeys around us looking at us strangely, without knowing what we were doing. Zheng Wu and Huang Jie were also whispering, and from time to time, saying "Why are you going crazy if you are a good person?"
"Okay, okay, this time it's almost done, you're acting like it." Old Wu said with a smile.
I also smiled and said, "It's all taught by the master."
"Okay, let's go."
"Walk."
I didn't tell the monkeys and the others, because there was no time at all, Lao Wu and I ran towards the iron gate, leaving behind monkeys and the others with big eyes. I turned around and blinked at the monkeys, and then knocked them on my legs with my fingers.
"wait for me."
Lao Wu and I trotted all the way. The processing plant and the iron gate in the southwest corner were only ten meters away. There were a few ordinary pine and cypress trees planted in the middle. The sun above our heads was burning with the earth. Most people would never think that there would be another world hidden behind the iron gate.
"Hey, hey, hey, Lao Wu, what the hell are you doing?!" Before we could run to the door, a man in black, who was slightly higher, shouted.
These two men in black are both in their thirties. They were young and strong. They had clear joints on their hands and bright eyes. They were very skilled at first glance. They might not be as good as me, but it was not that easy for me to settle them easily.
"Oh, old man, I'm in a hurry to have diarrhea." Old Wu stomped his feet while saying that, his face turned red and tears were almost flowing out. I also learned something, covered my stomach and stomped my feet back and forth, and used the method of holding my breath to make my face turn red. I just had a brief training in the processing factory, but now it seems that it is still effective. Old Wu is also a talented person, and it seems that he has used this method to be lazy during working hours.
These two men in black, one is higher and the other is lower. The one who is more talkative looks more talkative, while the one who is lower is silent. The one who is higher said, "You two are going to the bathroom together?"
Old Wu stomped his feet and said, "What do you say! We ate in a small restaurant outside at noon, so we are the new one selling boiled fish! Oh, don't go to his house in the future, the fish is not fresh, you will have diarrhea after eating it, I can't hold it anymore, use your toilet!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "puff", Old Wu really farted out, and then a smell of shit floated out.
This smell is really bad, and it makes me almost spit it out. I don’t know what Lao Wu ate at noon, but it can make a hundred farts on ordinary people and make ten shits. But I really admire it in my heart. I didn’t expect that there are people in this world who can hold their shits in their stomachs all year round, and they can pull it in without delay. It turns out that there are all kinds of strange things in the world. There are people outside of people and there are heavens outside of them. I have no regrets about recognizing Lao Wu as my diarrhea teacher.
"Hurry up, I can't hold it in. If I don't, I'll pull it here!" Old Wu was about to untie his pants.
This stinking smell had already made the two men in black at the door very light. They were both angry and angry. They were about to scold Lao Wu, but they saw that he was going to shit at the door, and they screamed: "Don't let it go here!"
As he said that, the tall man opened the iron door: "Go quickly, go quickly, don't be more than ten minutes!" Jingang sarcastically carried it.
Old Wu jumped in immediately, and I ran in with me.
At this moment, I almost burst into tears with excitement. The Spark Base that I had been thinking about day and night, can finally find out today. I was about to jump in, but the lower one stopped me and whispered: "He can enter, you can't enter."
My head buzzed, and I didn't expect it to be stuck here. I said with a sad face: "I'm in a hurry to shit, so please let me go in and solve it."
"No." The low tone was cold.
I don’t know if it was God’s care, but I suddenly felt a fart rolling in my stomach. At this moment, I almost cried again, and it was God who helped me! I didn’t care about my tall, rich and handsome image, and immediately used all my strength to release the fart.
"puff"
Actually, I don’t think it’s too smelly. After all, the food I usually eat is quite healthy. But I was wrong. Most people think that their farts are not smelly, but other people’s farts are smelly. I just heard the tall man “fuck” a little loudly.
"What the hell are you?" He yelled, raised his foot and kicked me into the iron door. "Go and go back quickly, it will be done in ten minutes, or I will twist your heads off!"
In just a blink of an eye, I was already standing inside the iron gate.
Looking up, it was indeed as Yuan Jianger said, there was a row of bungalows on both sides of the left and right sides, and each row of bungalows had more than a dozen houses. The bungalows looked very simple, somewhat similar to the architectural style of the 1980s. They were completely made of red brick cement, and looked simple and solemn.
One thing Yuan Jianger didn't say is that there was a two-story building opposite. This building looked more gorgeous, with European architectural style, white walls and white tiles, which were quite beautiful, like a small villa. The reason why Yuan Jianger didn't say it was probably because he was kicked away as soon as he came in. He saw the bungalows on both sides of the left and right before he could even look at the two-story villa.
More importantly, eight golden words hung directly above the small villa: Sparkling fire can start a prairie fire.
Damn, this is indeed the Spark Base!
In the middle of these three buildings, this is a large yard of hundreds of square meters. There are a large group of men in black standing in the middle of the yard, with about a hundred people practicing their skills while dancing with swords and guns.
This place is not big or small, but the small building opposite looks a little more grand, but the bungalows on both sides look very simple - no matter what, it does not meet the various ideas about sparks in our minds.
Just imagine, Xinghuo is an organization that has existed for at least 30 years. It has spanned the East and West cities over the years, and maybe it has activities in other cities in Shanxi, but we don’t know. They are powerful, with experts like clouds, murderers like ruthlessness, and have a close relationship with the provincial public security department. Even the strongest ones like Ma Dayan and the old nun are afraid of them. Such an awesome organization lives in such a broken place, with only a hundred people under their command?
To be honest, even I don't think it's possible.
Chapter completed!