Chapter 84 Return to Tang City (Part 2)(1/2)
"Buzz...buzz..."
The engine roared and cut through the long street.
Chen Siwen, who was covered in dirt, drove Chen Yu, turned the accelerator, and entered the community.
"squeak--"
Squeezing the brakes and the wheels stopped, Chen Siwen pulled out the key and nodded with satisfaction: "This motorcycle is really good and powerful."
"Here you go." Chen Yu got out of the car and waved his hand: "I don't have time to ride either."
"Isn't this mine?" Chen Siwen wondered.
"Well, that's right. As shameless as you are, you really do as you please."
"For the sake of the motorcycle, I won't hit you." Chen Siwen jumped off the car, turned the key on her finger, and said: "You are in good shape. You jumped from the fourth floor and still held the motorcycle, but you were not injured."
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"If you lose, accept it with all your heart." Chen Yu flexed his muscles: "I was already merciful at that time. Seeing as you are my sister, I didn't have the nerve to kill you."
"Actually, I've been merciful." Chen Siwen smiled, turned and walked towards the unit building: "After all, our old Chen family can't give up."
"!!"
The two entered the elevator.
Press the button for your floor.
Chen Siwen reached out and patted the dust on Chen Yu's body: "Where did you get the potion from? I went to the martial arts gym to test it and found that my physical fitness has increased many times, just like in a dream."
"I still haven't compiled it yet. You can ask again after a while."
"This medicine..." Chen Siwen leaned into Chen Yu's face: "You have already injected it, right?"
"What?" Chen Yu was shocked: "I also ejaculated a long time ago?"
"Snapped!"
[Qi and blood +180]
"Don't interrupt me with your tricks. If you stick your butt out, I'll know what you ate last night. Answer me honestly."
"Eating chaos."
"I'm asking you, have you also been injected with this medicine?"
"Emmmm...don't say it when you see it, don't say it when you tell it."
"I wonder why I didn't remember that you had such a good physique when we were growing up together." Chen Siwen spread her hands and said, "When I was a kid, I threw you to the floor. Didn't you scream in pain?"
Chen Yu: "..."
[Damage received: Spirit +3]
"I should have thought that you used something external. A tube of potion can restore the sea of qi, and can also create a 'genius' champion... Where did you get such a treasure?"
Hearing this, Chen Yu was silent for a moment and sighed: "This matter... I can only say that everyone who understands understands it, and I won't explain much to those who don't understand. After all, just know what you know, and study it carefully. Don't ask me either.
What's wrong, the interests are too involved, and it won't be good for you or me to tell you. Just pretend that you don't know. For the rest, I can only say that there is a lot of water in it..."
"I'll let you water!"
"Snapped!"
[Qi and blood +246]
"I've got you involved a lot!"
"Snapped!"
[Qi and blood +266]
"Taste your grandma's legs!"
"Snapped!"
[Qi and blood +271]
"No one knows better than you, right?"
"Snapped!"
[Qi and blood +260...]
When the two returned home, Chen Yu's face was already blue and red.
Push the door open and enter the house.
Chen's mother heard the sound and rushed over. She was shocked when she saw the two men looking miserable and embarrassed: "Are you really going to rob?"
Chen Yu: "No."
"Eh? What's wrong with your... face?"
Chen Yu: "I..."
Chen Siwen interrupted: "I'll give him some dirt."
"..." Chen Yu turned his head, glanced at Chen Siwen's threatening eyes, and nodded: "Yes, she was almost buried in the ground."
"You two sisters have been fighting since you were young." Chen's mother was dissatisfied: "You are still fighting when you are so old."
Chen Yu: "You should say that I have been beaten since I was a child, and I am still being beaten at this age."
Chen Siwen: "Scolding is affection, beating is love."
"Oh... Then how much you love our mother."
Mother Chen: "..."
Mother Chen: "Siwen, pat the soil for him again."
"Okay!"
…
After a brief interlude.
Chen Yu and Chen Siwen took a shower and changed into a new set of clothes.
He walked out of the community with Chen's mother and stopped at the gate.
"Mom, sister, I'm leaving then." Holding the thick book, Chen Yu took a few steps back: "If we delay for a while longer, we won't be able to catch the high-speed train to Tang City."
"Xiaoyu, please be safe." Mother Chen waved.
"Why are you going to Tang City?" Chen Siwen crossed her chest: "The capital is so big that it can't accommodate you? Are you tired?"
Chen Yu sneered: "In ancient times, those who accomplished great things must have perseverance."
"...He...what did he mean?" Mother Chen was confused.
Chen Siwen explained: "He said that if an adult in ancient times couldn't poop, he must have a hemorrhoid that was so tough that it couldn't be pulled out."
"Oh!" Mother Chen suddenly realized.
Chen Yu: "..."
Holding the thick book, Chen Yu stood there in silence for a long time: "Mom, my sister is no longer the sister she used to be."
Hearing this, Mother Chen glanced at Chen Siwen: "It's okay. Your mother will always be your mother."
"……goodbye!"
Turning around resolutely, Chen Yu left angrily with the motherboard on his back.
After walking more than ten meters away, I suddenly heard Chen's mother's slightly sad voice: "Xiaoyu..."
"..."
The call seemed to be mixed with the deep affection of family, which made Chen Yu couldn't help but reveal a knowing smile, turned around slowly, and choked up slightly: "Mom..."
Mother Chen shouted in a trembling voice: "Xiaoyu."
"Mom, tell me."
"Xiaoyu..."
"Um."
"...Hemorrhoids are not a trivial matter! Cut them out as soon as possible!"
Pedestrians on both sides of the street turned to watch.
The smile on Chen Yu's face froze for an instant.
…
After passing the security check and showing the ticket, Chen Yu entered the carriage.
"Boom."
Putting the thick martial arts enlightenment book on the table, Chen Yu looked at the corresponding numbers on the ticket and was very satisfied.
To be continued...